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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Seriously. Look at how much support Putin has among self-professed anti-imperialists for example.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Yes. The Eastern Europe thread used to be full of posters defending Yanukovich and Putin because their enemies were aligned with "THE WEST", and the West is of course the enemy of the left.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Terry Wise has actually been pretty explicit in how he thinks beating kids is a good idea.

I never said he wasn't.
I said he never said "Abuse." (Fun fact: I might be wrong and he MAY have said the A word?)

We both know that in his rose-tinted Normal Rockwell mind, beating the living hell out of a child for any infraction isn't "Abuse", it's good old fashioned discipline, and there's nothing wrong with disciplining an unruly child.

I was trying to draw a parallel between his "beating kids isn't abuse" and the racist mindset of "Just because I hate people of certain ethnic descent and think they should be summarily executed doesn't make me racist." :thejoke:

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You know that when Wise's kids were young he couldn't wait for them to fail to meet his expectations so he could let out some aggression on them.

Gimnbo
Feb 13, 2012

e m b r a c e
t r a n q u i l i t y



colonel_korn posted:

Merry Christmas everyone! Don't forget to beat your kids -- Terry Wise
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Maybe your kids would respect you more if they didn't think you were an abusive rear end in a top hat.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Terry Wise has actually been pretty explicit in how he thinks beating kids is a good idea.
You know how in Red Dead Redemption where John is traveling with the sheriff and talking about how he raises his kid that if he does something wrong he tries explaining it to him why its wrong and then the Sheriff basically goes on this diatribe about if his kid ever did anything wrong the solution is to always hit him? That's Terry Wise.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

In re: Those #@%^#@* Chicken Wings

That's not even a new joke. He literally shoehorned the Kardashians into a joke that was old when I first heard it 17 years ago to make some point about societal decay, which is probably the dumbest way to go about it.

Isn't it basically just an inversion of "I'll have what she's having?"

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Jurgan posted:

Isn't it basically just an inversion of "I'll have what she's having?"

Short form of the version I first heard:
Two kids decide they're old enough to start cussing. They decide they'll each choose a swear and say it the next morning. One kid chooses "poo poo", the other "hell". Next morning, Mom asks for breakfast orders. First kid says "poo poo, mom, make me some pancakes". Mom knocks child into next Tuesday, looks at second child, asks "And for you?", kid replies "I dunno, but it sure as hell won't be pancakes!"

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Fojar38 posted:

Seriously. Look at how much support Putin has among self-professed anti-imperialists for example.

steinrokkan posted:

Yes. The Eastern Europe thread used to be full of posters defending Yanukovich and Putin because their enemies were aligned with "THE WEST", and the West is of course the enemy of the left.

Good to see some folks are still fighting the good fight against the Scourge Of The Straw Men

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

As far as I know Latuff hates Putin and the PRC about as much if not more than the US. The closest I remember to him being positive about them is a couple of cartoons where they smugly score a victory over the US, but that isn't supposed to be taken as support.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013



Bors I must protest your defamation of Robespierre. He was against the lovely Middle-Ages monarchies depicted in that cartoon and most likely would not be a fan of Bush/Rumsfeld/Cheney/etc.. :colbert:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Grapplejack posted:


We were so close to breaking them, thanks a lot OBUMMER

:psyduck:

I really don't get these Cuba ones. Are they just old cold warriors that can't let go? Have any of them actually come up with a good reason not to normalize relations?

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Sir Tonk posted:

:psyduck:

I really don't get these Cuba ones. Are they just old cold warriors that can't let go? Have any of them actually come up with a good reason not to normalize relations?
The reason is "Obama did Thing therefore Thing Bad."

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Well sure, the right always has that knee-jerk reaction, but they also tend to come up with *reasons* at the same time so it isn't transparent to people that aren't paying much attention beyond headlines. The best they could do with Cuba was whining about human rights violations a week after being all pro-torture.

edit

Oh and Branco needs a big ol' one of these after those last two NYPD cartoons.

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Dec 24, 2014

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Short form of the version I first heard:
Two kids decide they're old enough to start cussing. They decide they'll each choose a swear and say it the next morning. One kid chooses "poo poo", the other "hell". Next morning, Mom asks for breakfast orders. First kid says "poo poo, mom, make me some pancakes". Mom knocks child into next Tuesday, looks at second child, asks "And for you?", kid replies "I dunno, but it sure as hell won't be pancakes!"

So by beating her kid instead of telling them why what they did was wrong she failed to actually teach them anything: One kid swears and she hits him, and then the other kid also swears because he doesn't understand what caused the punishment since that was never explained to him. This joke and the Terry Wise comic that ripped it off are pretty good examples of one of the many, MANY reasons why physically assaulting your child is pointlessly cruel.

CarterUSM
Mar 17, 2004
Cornfield aviator

Gen. Ripper posted:

Bors I must protest your defamation of Robespierre. He was against the lovely Middle-Ages monarchies depicted in that cartoon and most likely would not be a fan of Bush/Rumsfeld/Cheney/etc.. :colbert:

The other problem is that the guillotine was intended as a humane and painless method of execution when invented, when compared to contemporary techniques. Torture is the exact opposite. Stop giving the noble guillotine a bad name, Matt!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
Seeing those "Cartoons By Henry" got me thinking about GA categories, and got the idea of an "I Looooooooove Death!" category for most open, uncoded bloodlust. His "disproportionate force" one and Muir going on about shooting immigrants for sport are the first that come to mind. Most of Kirschen's require the reader to make the leap of "if all Islams bad, what solution could be applied to finalize this problem?" but I'd "love" if anyone found something more direct.

That Muir still gets me, though. I forget what came along and distracted us from that, but it should be brought up more often. Any others?

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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I have no idea what this Muir means.

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Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



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I have no idea what this Muir means.


Her friend... is Maleficent? The witch?



Aside from that I can't make sense of it either. There doesn't seem to be anyone noteworthy named Jen Townsend, nor any connection between that name and Maleficent.

Acropolis
Feb 21, 2014

When Charles Dickens was writing "A Christmas Carol" he originally named the main character Tinsley after our good friend, Bruce, here. However, realizing that in the end the main character would be redeemed and come to know the true Spirit of Christmas he opted for a different name, lest his story not be taken seriously due to the association.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Goddamn misuse of Pied Piper metaphors make me mad. THE PIPER ONLY TOOK THE KIDS BECAUSE THE TOWNSPEOPLE REFUSED TO PAY HIM. HE WAS NOT THE BAD GUY OF THE STORY. On top of that, the story of the Pied Piper has several parts and you need to at least imply all of them for the metaphor to work: 1) the Piper, 2) the problem the Piper addresses, 3) the cost of paying the Piper, and 4) the cost paid by refusing to pay the Piper. If you're missing an answer for any of those, DON'T USE A PIED PIPER METAPHOR. Of course Ramirez doesn't even make sense on a "missing the point" level, he's just saying "haha Obama babby what a baby" and "Al Sharpton clairvoyant mystic SCARY AL."

Then again, these are the people who missed the moral of Green Eggs and Ham. I don't even know.

Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Dec 24, 2014

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

The Pied Piper was a total dick. Your exterminator isn't going to get away with kidnapping because you stiffed him on the bill.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm surprised he didn't go for "more like PAID piper" :smuggo:

Edit: I know that's missing the point ,but then politoons.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
The pied piper was just a strong libertarian figure demanding fair compensation for his labor, Rorus.

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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I have no idea what this Muir means.

Looks like Muir went and tried to do that 'drawing' thing again with the faces in panel 3.

And just like every other time, it's goddamn nightmare fuel :stonk:.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012

Isizzlehorn posted:

Looks like Muir went and tried to do that 'drawing' thing again with the faces in panel 3.

And just like every other time, it's goddamn nightmare fuel :stonk:.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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I have no idea what this Muir means.

I believe it means he was able to scrape up enough this week for a trip to RedBox.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Good luck to Muiry Sue in his courageous battle against ptosis :patriot:

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Abyssal Squid posted:

Goddamn misuse of Pied Piper metaphors make me mad. THE PIPER ONLY TOOK THE KIDS BECAUSE THE TOWNSPEOPLE REFUSED TO PAY HIM. HE WAS NOT THE BAD GUY OF THE STORY. On top of that, the story of the Pied Piper has several parts and you need to at least imply all of them for the metaphor to work: 1) the Piper, 2) the problem the Piper addresses, 3) the cost of paying the Piper, and 4) the cost paid by refusing to pay the Piper. If you're missing an answer for any of those, DON'T USE A PIED PIPER METAPHOR. Of course Ramirez doesn't even make sense on a "missing the point" level, he's just saying "haha Obama babby what a baby" and "Al Sharpton clairvoyant mystic SCARY AL."

Then again, these are the people who missed the moral of Green Eggs and Ham. I don't even know.

So what you're saying is that Ramirez is basically the Pied Piper of politcal cartoonists right

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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I have no idea what this Muir means.


I think it just means that Sam has a kind of weird/cool photographer friend who enjoys wearing strange costumes during video chats. The joke is that she's asking for advice on taking Christmas photos, but the friend is dressed in an outfit that's more Halloween themed. As far as I can tell it's one of those rare DbD strips that contains lighthearted character based humor instead of terrible, soul-crushing political talking points.

Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Dec 24, 2014

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
That really should be Black Santa.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Shadeoses posted:

That really should be Black Santa.

SANTA IS WHITE! :byodame: :foxnews:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

It's hilarious how just about every single one of these can just be distilled to "shut up black people"

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

The GOP thrives on aping an outmoded, kitschy subculture and ends up looking like sort of a douche in the process. A Rockabilly Cartoon.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

The only way to have an honest discussion about racism is to shut up and allow the people who feel they are affected by it to speak. That's how discussion works. It always amazes me how Lester can take the most banal truism of a platitude and make it be a bad thing.

Miyamoto Musashi
Jul 22, 2006


If the point of the cartoon is that Sharpton, Obama, and de Blasio are race-hustling dividers, then why do they have a multicultural group of children calmly following them? Doesn't look like the kids got the message that they're all supposed to hate and mistrust each other. They look pretty peaceful and united to me.

Sad thing is, I know the answer is "Ramirez is a hack" because that's always the answer.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


So when I say "Hey, Lester, maybe it would be better if you didn't draw Al Sharpton in the style of A Wyatt Mann when you want to criticise him for calling out racists", what will the interpreter say I said? Answers on a postcard, please.

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Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004


Men's Rights Quacktivist

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