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we had this thread like 10 days ago with a different news story it turned out that the people who think actively breeding for specific traits over many successive generations wouldnt have a statistically measurable effect are idiots
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Dec 27, 2014 06:04
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quoting for page 2: a dog that is good for petting and/or belly rubs
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Dec 27, 2014 06:07
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WGN reports that prior to gifting the dog his bone, Eddie phoned his wife to declare himself Meat Santa then donned a full body length jacket woven from an assortment of dehydrated meats. "Duck Jerky was Fat Boy's favorite," Cahill's wife told WGN.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:10
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 the pitbulls will increase by double until my demands are met
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Dec 27, 2014 06:19
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Crow_Rodeo posted:Everyone should own Wirehaired Pointing Griffons. These dogs look like muppets.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:21
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if florida man had been there he'd have eaten the dogs indiana man is a bitch
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Dec 27, 2014 06:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sUEaATniCo
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Dec 27, 2014 06:27
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Plafop posted:Golden retrievers are more violent, so we should start with them. agreed
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Dec 27, 2014 06:29
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Damo posted:dogs with flat faces are ugly as gently caress lmao, no. look at this priss who'd piss his pants the thought of owning a german shepherd, or god forbid a newfoundland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7i5IzsXYxk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Et4FOUY9s
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Dec 27, 2014 06:32
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Rodatose fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 06:48
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Really good dog. Holy poo poo.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:50
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm glad there's a special model of dog only dumb fuckers own, rather than dumb fuckers just owning whatever normal kind of dog and being slightly harder to identify and discriminate against. true. euthanize all pit bulls and their owners.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:50
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Instead of killing all pit bulls why don't we just breed them into oblivion. We're really good at manipulating dog genes by now.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:51
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dogpostin' my lee dog he's an australian shepherd and due to years of abuse he tries to kill people he doesn't know i adopted him because i am not a smart man and no one that is not my mommy or a repairman has been in my house in the 5 years ive lived here so its not like he's cramping my style
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Dec 27, 2014 06:52
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Viridiant posted:Instead of killing all pit bulls why don't we just breed them into oblivion. this is a good plan breed them with pugs until they cant bite anything without biting their own tongues
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Dec 27, 2014 06:54
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egon_beeblebrox posted:These dogs look like muppets. Not kidding I was one hundred percent certain this would be a reply
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Dec 27, 2014 06:55
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Doctor J Off posted:its funny that you never hear of cats mauling people to death That's because if a cat wants you dead it will trip you down the stairs, poison your milk or cut the brake lines on your car. Or coax your pit bull into mauling you to death. edit: more muppet dogs please
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Dec 27, 2014 06:56
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Keeshound best dog.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:58
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Wulfolme posted:dogpostin' my lee dog Good dog.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:59
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Torka posted:the ugly duckling grew into a beautiful swan, an disgusting flat faced mutt will always be a disgusting flat faced mutt it will briefly be a disgusting flat-faced mutt and then once genetic disorders and breathing problems have their way with it it'll be korean bbq like god intended
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Dec 27, 2014 07:05
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Whiskey Sours posted:That's because if a cat wants you dead it will trip you down the stairs, poison your milk or cut the brake lines on your car. as you wish   
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Dec 27, 2014 07:05
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Pit bulls aren't really the problem so much as the type of people that are apt to buy them. Low-class dumb asses tend to treat their pets like crap and disposable and give zero fucks about properly training their dog, whatever the breed.
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Dec 27, 2014 07:08
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Zeno-25 posted:Pit bulls aren't really the problem so much as the type of people that are apt to buy them. Low-class dumb asses tend to treat their pets like crap and disposable and give zero fucks about properly training their dog, whatever the breed. Pit bulls are owned to be a weapon and/or status symbol, so yes, they are part of the problem
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Dec 27, 2014 07:11
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lol if youre a beta bitch owner who can't take your dog's bone from his mouth without getting mauled to death
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Dec 27, 2014 07:15
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if i ever decide to finally cast off the shackles of this gay mortal earth i'm going to buy a bunch of pitbulls and keep them in cages and spray them with water and make them fight for their food and play dogwhistle sounds on infinite loop every day i will look them each in the eye, just out of reach, and poke them with sticks and laugh at them. when they are grown and strong and instilled with full hatred for me i will stop feeding them entirely until one of them kills and consumes his brothers for survival. on the day that one dog reigns supreme and displays maximum survival instinct i will open all of the doors to my house and then stand in front of the cage. i will open the cage and strike a christ pose while the dog bites my arteries. death will come for me but it will be peaceful for even though i will be torn apart by an angry pit bull and he'll probably, like, run out the doors to my house and begin terrorizing the neighborhood and the soundtrack to my demise will be angry dog noises and shouting, i will still die knowing that somewhere, soon afterwards, someone will be convinced not to buy a loving dog because of it
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Dec 27, 2014 07:16
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cock hero flux posted:if i ever decide to finally cast off the shackles of this gay mortal earth i'm going to buy a bunch of pitbulls and keep them in cages and spray them with water and make them fight for their food and play dogwhistle sounds on infinite loop so what
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Dec 27, 2014 07:18
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cock hero flux posted:if i ever decide to finally cast off the shackles of this gay mortal earth i'm going to buy a bunch of pitbulls and keep them in cages and spray them with water and make them fight for their food and play dogwhistle sounds on infinite loop 
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Dec 27, 2014 07:19
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Dec 27, 2014 07:24
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IME dogs of fairly widely differing breed/temperament tend to turn out very similar when owned by the same person. Hate to break it to you that that guy who 'sure loved his dogs' is kind of like the guy who 'was a loving father' right up until the day it turned out he was beating his kids and poo poo. Still dogs are like, physically dangerous creatures and the only thing that keeps them from mauling you up is whatever's going on inside their brain that makes them decide they like you. I have a half whippet half lab shelter dog and whenever I give her a granola chew I'm reminded that she could probably very likely bite off a finger with minimal effort with the force those jaws have. Zeno-25 posted:Pit bulls aren't really the problem so much as the type of people that are apt to buy them. Low-class dumb asses tend to treat their pets like crap and disposable and give zero fucks about properly training their dog, whatever the breed. Yeah, Rotts, Dobermans, and German Shepherds all used to have the killer dog rep. They look tough and mean and when they're territorial they sure sound and act mean. People who get dogs for "guard dogs" probably don't treat them very well and sure as gently caress aren't going to spend the time and effort to properly socialize them. I absolutely guarantee a Golden could gently caress your poo poo up if you treated it the way some people treat whatever the murderdog of the decade is. A Stupid Baby fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Dec 27, 2014 07:26
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Dec 27, 2014 07:28
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Ferroque posted:
i was just gunna post corgis everyone should own a corgi mix, not stupid loving pit/pug mixes.      worst that will happen is you die of cuteness
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Dec 27, 2014 07:30
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My sister has a corgi, that dog is so drat fast even with those tiny stubby legs.
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Dec 27, 2014 07:31
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 Jace Madan posted:My sister has a corgi, that dog is so drat fast even with those tiny stubby legs. 
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Dec 27, 2014 07:34
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beagles are the best dogs but corgi/beagle mix is an acceptable compromise
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Dec 27, 2014 07:40
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if you own a dog your a fag
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Dec 27, 2014 07:40
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These threads usually just bring out people on the extremes but i would not personally own one because there is a social stigma associated with it and also i have to interest in a dog like that. I like labradors because while they are high energy they tend to be smart and kind. I want a hairy, barky friend, not an alarm system that tears throats. Though i really do blame the owners and not the dogs. Simply bc owners,choose to own them and it isnt the dogs fault they were bred to murder people.
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Dec 27, 2014 07:42
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gggiiimmmppp posted:beagles are the best dogs but corgi/beagle mix is an acceptable compromise O my FOCKIN G*D
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Dec 27, 2014 07:42
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cock hero flux posted:if i ever decide to finally cast off the shackles of this gay mortal earth i'm going to buy a bunch of pitbulls and keep them in cages and spray them with water and make them fight for their food and play dogwhistle sounds on infinite loop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3jUT6e_32M
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I sure love my Clydesdale Mr. Clompy even though I live in a third floor studio apartment, he hardly ever tramples people
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