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Modern Day Hercules posted:thanks for the list of poo poo I couldn't give less of a gently caress about dogman thanks for assuming im a man! looks like we're all coming up aces today on this eve of the eve of 2015's birth
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Scenty posted:So am I the only one bothered by the fact that Super admitted he hosed up and his pits killed a puppy at some point, warns another poster to be careful because the pits could randomly attack a lab they live with, and then posts pics of a chick on the head of a pit and of his Boston terrier humping one of them? They could kill that terrier before you even know what's happening, same with the chick. Seems pretty grossly negligent. yes
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Plafop posted:Golden retrievers are more violent, so we should start with them. Golden retrievers are the photogenic white people of the canine community.
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Everyday Lurker posted:Golden retrievers are the photogenic white people of the canine kingdom. Also more prone to being serial killers so the analogy is apt.
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:what if im a muslim idk what if u are? i mean it would explain why u don't like dogs in general, but may i suggest looking into the Saluki? Bedouins kept them and there is a Saudi legend that says that they are the only breed of dog that is NOT unclean and was blessed by Allah. plus they look like farrah fawcett if she were a dog.  lol this one is super fat
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Sometimes, I pick up my old game dog journals and nestle in to my sofa and read my pit bulls the hours from Matches Of Old and they say "will we ever taste blood like our forefathers, mother" and I respond to them: "yes, younglings. My own." And then I cut my own wrists with a tooth from a dead pit bull and feed them and we are pure and know eternity
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ButWhatIf posted:idk what if u are? i mean it would explain why u don't like dogs in general, but may i suggest looking into the Saluki? Bedouins kept them and there is a Saudi legend that says that they are the only breed of dog that is NOT unclean and was blessed by Allah. plus they look like farrah fawcett if she were a dog. That dog is starving.
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ButWhatIf posted:Hi i'm a professional dog trainer. like I make my living doing behavior modification on dogs. I work with aggressive and fearful dogs mostly. rotating dogs who don't get along is uh, a really actually very responsible thing to do while you're conditioning them to behave around each other. some dogs don't like other dogs. that's okay! it's fine for a dog to not like other dogs! just set it up to succeed by not having it be around the dogs it does not like. this seems really really self-explanatory, but then again here we are. Except we're not talking about using crating or gating while you're increasing a dog's tolerance here. I agree that it's fine for a dog to not like other dogs. If it's your existing dog which doesn't like other dogs and you know that, one of the options available to you is not having multiple dogs. If it's a new dog introduced to the home which won't tolerate the existing dogs, then one option is not keeping that dog aggressive newcomer. The easiest way to "set a dog up to succeed by not having it be around the dogs it does not like" is by not having dogs it does not like be part of the household. If you know that one of your dogs will likely injure another of your dogs if they're not physically separated at all times, then your management (and that of other people in the household) needs to be 100% perfect, 100% of the time - a standard not many people can live up to day in day out for 10 years or more. Crate and rotate as an ongoing behaviour management strategy requires time and commitment many dog owners simply aren't going to invest over the long term, especially if their lifestyle changes due to work or family commitments and their dogs start getting less attention in general (which is very, very common). Lolie fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Dec 31, 2014 |
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Superconsndar posted:Sometimes, I pick up my old game dog journals and nestle in to my sofa and read my pit bulls the hours from Matches Of Old and they say "will we ever taste blood like our forefathers, mother" and I respond to them: "yes, younglings. My own." And then I cut my own wrists with a tooth from a dead pit bull and feed them and we are pure and know eternity At least the replacement puppy humps pigs now.
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Lolie posted:Except we're not talking about using crating or gating while you're increasing a dog's tolerance here. I agree that it's fine for a dog to not like other dogs. If it's your existing dog which doesn't like other dogs and you know that, one of the options available to you is not having multiple dogs. If it's a new dog introduced to the home which won't tolerate the existing dogs, then one option is not keeping that dog aggressive newcomer. The easiest way to "set a dog up to succeed by not having it be around the dogs it does not like" is by not having dogs it does not like be part of the household. "many dog owners" totally applies to THIS ONE PERSON YOU'RE TRYING TO ATTACK but okay lol gee i wonder why she tells people in these threads why this breed ISN'T FOR EVERYONE
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lol LET ME TELL A PROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR SPECIALIST ABOUT DEALING W AGGRESSION: *does nothing of the sort*
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ButWhatIf posted:hey gently caress u Hm this sure changes my opinion of someone who has been negligent in the past resulting in the death of another dog, and appears to still be acting in a negligent manner. Thanks for clearing that up.
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No one should own a niche working breed and it should be kicked from the face of this gay earth because Most pet dog owners will poorly manage it While were at it, as a person living in a major city, I don't see the need for working dogs at all and if a young mother with three children and no dog experience can't safely manage it, it should just leave this modern world *breathes heavily while loading Steam, tells obese shelter dog to go lay the gently caress back down in the corner*
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Lolie posted:Except we're not talking about using crating or gating while you're increasing a dog's tolerance here. I agree that it's fine for a dog to not like other dogs. If it's your existing dog which doesn't like other dogs and you know that, one of the options available to you is not having multiple dogs. If it's a new dog introduced to the home which won't tolerate the existing dogs, then one option is not keeping that dog aggressive newcomer. The easiest way to "set a dog up to succeed by not having it be around the dogs it does not like" is by not having dogs it does not like be part of the household. there's this cool thing taht happens with a lot of dogs where they start out fine with other dogs as puppies and then when they hit sexual maturity whoops now they want to fight forever. outside of weird rescue mommies it's generally not a case of "brought this new dog home and it wants to kill the other welp oh well!!!"
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Scenty posted:Hm this sure changes my opinion of someone who has been negligent in the past resulting in the death of another dog, and appears to still be acting in a negligent manner. Thanks for clearing that up. *posts photo of well-managed dog on leash or being highly supervised next to other animals* "OMG UR DOG SUCKS U SUCK AS OWNER EUTH EVERYTHING" yeah, you totally showed me. in addition,
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ButWhatIf posted:lol LET ME TELL A PROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR SPECIALIST ABOUT DEALING W AGGRESSION: *does nothing of the sort* It's like they don't even respect the phoenix online associates degree hanging behind your desk. That is one of my triggers, probly just gonna maul someone.
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Dave_Indeed posted:It's like they don't even respect the phoenix online associates degree hanging behind your desk. one time i too owned someone on the internet it was a good day, let me tell u gbs (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Lolie posted:Except we're not talking about using crating or gating while you're increasing a dog's tolerance here. I agree that it's fine for a dog to not like other dogs. If it's your existing dog which doesn't like other dogs and you know that, one of the options available to you is not having multiple dogs. If it's a new dog introduced to the home which won't tolerate the existing dogs, then one option is not keeping that dog aggressive newcomer. The easiest way to "set a dog up to succeed by not having it be around the dogs it does not like" is by not having dogs it does not like be part of the household. This is a sensible post and all but I would also say that "many dog owners" are kinda lovely at being dog owners and we probably shouldn't judge every dog owner by the lowest common denominator. Crate and rotate is a pretty common strategy for difficult dogs and lots of people do it successfully. I wouldn't advise the average idiot on the street to do it but there's nothing inherently wrong with it if you're responsible.
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Scenty posted:Hm this sure changes my opinion of someone who has been negligent in the past resulting in the death of another dog, and appears to still be acting in a negligent manner. Thanks for clearing that up. Should have euthanized my dogs when they killed a small animal.... *wipes tear from eye*...no one is fit to own these beasts....
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ButWhatIf posted:one time i too owned someone on the internet I wish I knew how this felt.
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Superconsndar posted:No one should own a niche working breed and it should be kicked from the face of this gay earth because Most pet dog owners will poorly manage it or let's just breed all corgis to be obese idiot fucklords owned by fat autists who never go outside. wait that has happened. RIP pembroke corgi herding drive so internet coolkids could have their popular stubdogs
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ButWhatIf posted:or let's just breed all corgis to be obese idiot fucklords owned by fat autists who never go outside. literally who gives a poo poo about corgi herding drive. do you herd with corgis?
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Modern Day Hercules posted:literally who gives a poo poo about corgi herding drive. do you herd with corgis? yeah, she does actually
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Triangulum posted:yeah, she does actually Lmao ya she literally does GBS: I personally never go outside, so I think the concept of working dogs is dangerous and belongs in the past. A dog growled at me once, and my butthole grew very tight.
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Triangulum posted:yeah, she does actually Bullshit, corgis just sit around being fat. The most exercise they get is posing as models for anime.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:literally who gives a poo poo about corgi herding drive. do you herd with corgis? do i  herd  with corgis  (yes. yes I do.)
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If you own more than two dogs, and you don't live on a big farm, you're a loving weird get some real friends
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Do it ironically posted:If you own more than two dogs, and you don't live on a big farm, you're a loving weird get some real friends I live on a farm
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Do it ironically posted:If you own more than two dogs, and you don't live on a big farm, you're a loving weird get some real friends I own four dogs and regularly examine their nipples and stomachs to make sure that they don't get dog titty cancer so I guess I am pretty weird. Plus I have ducks that hiss at me when they get excited so I'm super duper weird. Do you know that people who show dogs actually have 2+ dogs most of the time AND they often do not live on farms AND they get very upset about busy bees?
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ButWhatIf posted:some sick burns from ppl tonight Stop putting that tiny non-corgi dog in the way of being trampled you irresponsible dog owner.
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ButWhatIf posted:do i I have seen this dog herd IRL and it barks very loud and the sheep understand that they are being screamed at, like when they told their mom they were gay. What I'm saying is Neiugaisuetge herds via hate.
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dirtycajun posted:Stop putting that tiny non-corgi dog in the way of being trampled you irresponsible dog owner. more like "stop putting those poor innocent livestock in danger of getting bitten u fucklord ima tell PETA on u" (that's what the pvc pipes are for  )
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Neiugaisuetge counterpoint: kaydeesemare'e also i deserve this probably
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I can not legally fight dogs so all I can do is impotently own well bred apbts before they die out.....u win this round.... Gbs
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ButWhatIf posted:counterpoint: kaydeesemare'e You just got so close to spelling kd's name right that I'm going to reward you with a cookie or something when herding starts back up. Unless you had a cheat sheet. PS I rotate my dogs too because my female dane almost murdered that dog with the impossible to spell name by literally just playing way too rough with her because the dane is 100 pounds of pure muscle and insanity and the little dog is like 23 pounds and that poo poo just don't work out. So they get rotated on a 4 hour basis and they get more time with me that way than most single dogs do with people who work full time during the day since I work from home. 
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IMO dogs should be outlawed now that we have the AIBO, the child-safe canine alternative that does not poop
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Superconsndar posted:I can not legally fight dogs so all I can do is impotently own well bred apbts before they die out.....u win this round.... Gbs If you fought your retarded, ugly loving bat dog I would watch and not give one gently caress because plenty of other countries around the world do it. I sat in on bull fights and mongoose/snake fights in Japan. If I'd wanted to go see dogs fight, I could've found a place that would've let me in with one of my jap friends. We fight shitloads of animals and watch astronomical numbers of them die for different reasons. People just fuckin LOVE watching the lion rip apart a baby zebra on the discovery channel because "that's what they do and it's neat" but you can't apply it to dogs because they are Doggies and Innocent Fur Angels or some stupid bullshit. On the flipside, now I want to see a pit race a lion to a baby zebra.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:On the flipside, now I want to see a pit race a lion to a baby zebra. Okay I would pay to see that too.
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