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and dont say lol bush or some president your mad at i mean a happy downs syndrome dude and his familys got like wal mart money and hes extremely nice and down to earth and wins the dem primary (hes really passionate about the environment! dude fuckin loves sea otters) can a retard man legally take the oath of office and serve as the leader of the free world? got a little alt history novel ive been kickin round the old noggin thx in advance for your input
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:01 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:41 |
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bush lol
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:03 |
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are you planning on running?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:04 |
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he can, OP but it will be a stumbling, embarrassing sort of run, with lots of arm flapping
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:04 |
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according to the constitution the answer is clearly 'yeah' after all the oval office was modeled on the characteristic 'moon face' of the common down syndromer
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:04 |
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ok now that its out of your system lets get down to brass tacks...
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:05 |
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the 25th amendment allows for a disabled president
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:05 |
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sure why not
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:06 |
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be a step up from are current one harharhar
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:06 |
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id like to announce david that im throwing in my safety hat for democrat presidential nominations
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:09 |
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I hope so, that would be hilarious
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:10 |
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If you've ever been to a church with a pastor that has retard children you'll know that they are God's purest creatures and can teach us all a thing or too.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:10 |
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nothing in the constitution forbids the president to be retarded, and i earnestly look forward to the day that our corporate overlords run and elect a very obviously retarded person in order to troll us
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:14 |
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TAFT WAS A HUGE ROTUND MAN DISABLED 5'11 and 340 pounds FAT AND ONCE WAS STUCK IN A BATHTUB POSSIBLY RETARDED Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jan 13, 2015 |
# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:16 |
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iF runin for snate on the piza party tickte
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:17 |
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Top City Homo posted:TAFT WAS A HUGE ROTUND MAN Maybe it's late, maybe I'm drunk, but this is hilarious.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:17 |
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Drink Cheerwine posted:the 25th amendment allows for a disabled president somebody just made the special thanks section of the acknowledgement page of future alt history bestseller bubba's lonesome road
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:18 |
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i'd like to announce my candidacy for president of the united states
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:18 |
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Yivgev posted:i'd like to announce my candidacy for president of the united states how fat and retarded are you
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:19 |
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wait they called clinton bubba didnt they whats a good retard name (dont say my name)
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:20 |
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Top City Homo posted:how fat and retarded are you my eyes are noticeably too far apart and i wear a hefty trash bag instead of clothes
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:22 |
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some downs syndrome ppl dont have mental disabilities which sucks almost as bad i read an essay by this guy with downs syndrome who spoke five languages and was a musical virtuoso who could play tons of instruments rly well, he said it was basically hellish how ppl were always trying to help him do simple tasks b/c they thought he was retarded lol
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:24 |
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Yivgev posted:my eyes are noticeably too far apart and i wear a hefty trash bag instead of clothes you never go full retard son
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:24 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:some downs syndrome ppl dont have mental disabilities which sucks almost as bad maybe hes just a lost relative of mickey rooney and everyone just assumed hes downs
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:25 |
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Yivgev posted:my eyes are noticeably too far apart and i wear a hefty trash bag instead of clothes This is 7/10 men at my gym.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 09:25 |
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president tony signs controversial pizza party friday bill into law, gives congressional medal of honor to danny for driving the bus very safely and getting him to the white house on time every day,
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:02 |
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Well if Walker runs then I guess we'll find out won't we
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:03 |
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"No way." - the CONSTITUTION of AMERICA
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:04 |
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fanged wang posted:wait they called clinton bubba didnt they whats a good retard name (dont say my name) billy's not a bad retard name, clinton just dropped the y once he started high school
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:06 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:some downs syndrome ppl dont have mental disabilities which sucks almost as bad i'd flip my poo poo if i saw a retard speak 5 languages
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:08 |
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didnt jimmy carter have a retarded brother named billy who sold beer
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:08 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:i'd flip my poo poo if i saw a retard speak 5 languages the worst part is one of the symptoms is having a huge tongue so no matter how smart u are u still sound retarded when u talk also apparently they get gnarly heart problems and die super early
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:10 |
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good, now i feel better than that guy again
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:11 |
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Orkin Mang posted:good, now i feel better than that guy again yea man we may be stupid but were gonna outlive that dude by decades
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:13 |
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Executive power is comparatively limited, so don't see why we don't humor some retard by allowing him be President. They humor them in middle/high school and clap for them for doing mundane poo poo, why not let them appoint Supreme Court justices and issue executive orders.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:13 |
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A retarded president could filibuster like no other with all their happy verbal tics.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:14 |
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I think its like retard porn, legally it can happen, but behind the scenes there are people who still make sure it doesnt happen.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:30 |
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youre wife posted:are you planning on running?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:31 |
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i expect this kind of poo poo from my wife, but you??? really???
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:37 |
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fanged wang posted:i expect this kind of poo poo from my wife, but you??? really???
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