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script kitty posted:I literally just made some bulletproof coffee (hint: it's not expensive) shill account spotted
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:43 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:27 |
put 5 hour energy shot into cofey :)
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:43 |
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matrix ripoff posted:put 5 hour energy shot into cofey Or whiskey
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:44 |
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script kitty posted:I literally just made some bulletproof coffee (hint: it's not expensive) Does the butter change the texture?
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:46 |
5 ounces of flat Clearly Canadian works just as well as cream fresh from the cow's tit imho
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:46 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Does the butter change the texture? Depends on how much butter you add, and how well you blend it. And it's also better to drink it before it starts to get lukewarm. If you do it correctly, the texture will be slightly thicker but still very smooth, but it should not be lumpy or gritty. I generally don't like to use too much or any butter, but if I'm in a pinch for time or just plain hungry I will make coffee like this. It's pretty good with coconut oil, too, if you like the flavor of that. plain blue jacket posted:shill account spotted Rude! You can also use an immersion blender or a whisk. I just think the bottle is convenient cause you can use it on the go and there's minimal clean-up.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:51 |
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just drink coffee black you loving nerds
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:52 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:just drink coffee black you loving nerds There are so many ways to drink a coffee, and while black is my preferred for most blends, it can be fun to spice up your coffee with different ingredients.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:53 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:Or whiskey at least one smart poster itt
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:55 |
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script kitty posted:There are so many ways to drink a coffee, and while black is my preferred for most blends, it can be fun to spice up your coffee with different ingredients. well then i guess you could put stuff like whiskey or some raspberries in it if you wanted something different compared to a different roast
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:58 |
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My roommate wasted all my butter making bulletproof coffee before she realized how dumb it was two weeks later. There's a Simpsons episode where Homer putting butter in his coffee was a gag. It seemed like something no one would ever do back in 1998.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 19:59 |
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coffee nerds are as bad as all other nerds
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:00 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:just drink coffee black you loving nerds
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:01 |
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Awww yes I love making irish coffee. I make it by pulling a double shot of espresso, adding 1.5oz of whiskey, 1oz irish cream, 3oz steamed half-n-half and 1oz whipped heavy cream. YEAHHHHHH! As for raspberries in coffee is that a thing? Huh. I dunno, I've had a splash of burgundy in coffee and it's not bad but raspberries... HUhhhhmmm
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:01 |
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you're also only supposed to put butter made from the milk of grassfed, free range yaks from a certain steppe in mongolia or something if I remember this right from the first tiem I saw it a few years ago
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:01 |
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script kitty posted:As for raspberries in coffee is that a thing? Huh. I dunno, I've had a splash of burgundy in coffee and it's not bad but raspberries... HUhhhhmmm actually I have no idea i just got a free dash of raspberry syrup in my cafe americano one morning on the way to work and it was so good that I want to try it with real raspberries and some full espresso tomorrow morning
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:02 |
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Redjakk posted:My roommate wasted all my butter making bulletproof coffee before she realized how dumb it was two weeks later. Ancient wisdom brought down from the Himalayas is pretty 90's when you think about it.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:03 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're also only supposed to put butter made from the milk of grassfed, free range yaks from a certain steppe in mongolia or something if I remember this right from the first tiem I saw it a few years ago You're right... poo poo. Well I'm gonna go clear out my fridge of all the non-free range non-organic foods. :looks in fridge, has nothing in it anyway, cries:
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:04 |
Arian_Samurai posted:You have to drink the coffee with your butt It's the stupidest posts that really get me sometimes.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:06 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:you're also only supposed to put butter made from the milk of grassfed, free range yaks from a certain steppe in mongolia or something if I remember this right from the first tiem I saw it a few years ago what else would a yak eat, chips??
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:10 |
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If I drank coffee, I'd add some butter to it! Also that guy's voice grates on my very soul; there is something very horrible about it.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:10 |
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plain blue jacket posted:what else would a yak eat, chips?? In America that yak would have a nutrient enima shot up it's rear end 24 hours a day to make it reach full size in 12 weeks.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:13 |
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Here's a good writeup of trying it for 2 weeks spoiler: no soylent-levels of farting
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:18 |
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I like how adding butter to your coffee rather than just drinking it black is supposed to improve weightloss.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:21 |
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toxins? in my coffee? It's more likely than you think.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:22 |
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exquisite tea posted:It dissolves and you get creamy, frothy coffee about the same consistency as a latte. It's not a HEALTH MIRACLE but you could do worse things to coffee, like for example put chocolate syrup in it and sell it for $5 as a seasonal Starbucks flavor. What does Starbucks call that, it sounds good
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:23 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:just drink coffee black you loving nerds I tried drinking coffee the black way once, I still have the scars the police gave me.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:23 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I like how adding butter to your coffee rather than just drinking it black is supposed to improve weightloss. quote:Butter from grain-fed animals has a different fat composition. It doesn’t blend as well, doesn’t taste as good, and lacks fat soluble vitamins (which is one of the reasons this makes you Bulletproof). https://www.bulletproofexec.com/bulletproof-coffee-recipe/
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:24 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I like how adding butter to your coffee rather than just drinking it black is supposed to improve weightloss. protip: fat doesnt make you fat. it's very satiating too so ya make that in the morning and run out the door youll be fine till lunch or later
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:24 |
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:25 |
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BUTTER MUST COME FROM GRASSFED COWS hurr
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:26 |
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script kitty posted:protip: fat doesnt make you fat. it's very satiating too so ya make that in the morning and run out the door youll be fine till lunch or later Nothing makes you fat. Consuming extra unnecessary calories makes you fat and adding butter and oil to an otherwise healthy drink and thinking that it will promote weightloss is absurd,borderline spectrum behavior.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:27 |
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Hobohemian posted:Nothing makes you fat. Consuming extra unnecessary calories makes you fat and adding butter and oil to an otherwise healthy drink and thinking that it will promote weightloss is absurd,borderline spectrum behavior. oh ok
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:28 |
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script kitty posted:BUTTER MUST COME FROM GRASSFED COWS happy cows come from california
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:29 |
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Sometimes I feel like the current thought technology paradigm is created by the mutant offspring of HR and PR troglodytes.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:29 |
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Well yeah he's right fat can be pretty good for you, the lack of fat in foods is what lead to the increased amounts of sugar in them. With the higher % of sugar in most foods you have the increase in diabetes. Fat is what gives most foods flavor which was why sugar was used in it's place. Lets not forget that Olive Oil can be used as a butter substitute and that's an incredible calorie rich food.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:29 |
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spanish coffee is where you pour olive oil into your coffee and then don't go to work anyway because you don't have a job
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:30 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:spanish coffee is where you pour olive oil into your coffee and then don't go to work anyway because you don't have a job and yet when you had jobs you elected to take a loving siesta from 1pm to 6pm because gently caress work, which wow maybe that could have an effect on the economy just saying when I visited Barzelona everyone was loving napping at tourist prime times, wtf work 24/7 or else
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:33 |
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bulletproof coffee seems OK but its proponents seem really weird and culty special MYCOTOXIN FREE coffee beans grassfed only butter the whole thing kind of smacks of the typical snakeoil bullshit that we've seen a million times before
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 20:33 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:and yet when you had jobs you elected to take a loving siesta from 1pm to 6pm because gently caress work, which wow maybe that could have an effect on the economy i dunno that sounds kinda nice
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