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Don't take it anywhere near Mordor you loving morons, the ring fell into a river and went missing for thousands of years, just take it on a boat to the middle of the sea and throw it overboard. That motherfucker ain't gonna climb the continental slope all by itself. What's the worst that can happen, an octopus with delusions of grandeur? Whose loving idea was it to take it to Mordor anyway?
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Put it up your butt.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:03 |
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thanks for this suggestion, I'll take it to Gandalf and Galadriel right away OP!! e: Ok they got it, they said they'll be sure to have a statue made of you in the epilogue!! Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Jan 17, 2015 |
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Oh. I thought this was going to be a holocaust joke.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:19 |
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it stayed lost because sauron got his rear end kicked and had to live in his parents' basement until he regained influence
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:22 |
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but you see no matter where it goes it will still get found somehow, because it wants to be found.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:25 |
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Tolkien would roll over in his grave
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:25 |
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Possibly Chicken posted:but you see no matter where it goes it will still get found somehow, because it wants to be found. How deep can an orc possibly dive?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:26 |
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it'd get swallowed by a fish and then the fish would get caught and then you're back to square one. that's magic rings 101 material, really
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Just copy the videotape.
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MeLKoR posted:How deep can an orc possibly dive? it doesn't have to be an orc like maybe it would wash to shore or whatever or millions of years of science stuff could make the ocean become land.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:29 |
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In a world that has walking trees and ride-able eagles I'm sure Sauron could have bribed a fish to go get it
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XMNN posted:it'd get swallowed by a fish and then the fish would get caught and then you're back to square one. that's magic rings 101 material, really Possibly Chicken posted:it doesn't have to be an orc like maybe it would wash to shore or whatever or millions of years of science stuff could make the ocean become land.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:31 |
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Once Middle Earth reached a sufficient level of technological advancement, you know some hobbit with a god complex is going to get the bright idea to build an underwater city, the next logical step from an underground village... BRB going to write a LotR/Bioshock mashup fan fiction.
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MeLKoR posted:Don't take it anywhere near Mordor you loving morons, the ring fell into a river and went missing for thousands of years, just take it on a boat to the middle of the sea and throw it overboard. That motherfucker ain't gonna climb the continental slope all by itself. What's the worst that can happen, an octopus with delusions of grandeur? If you throw it into the sea then one day a couple hobbits will be fishing, one falls overboad and finds the ring great idea genius. Better idea is to put it up your butt.
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Hexel posted:If you throw it into the sea then one day a couple hobbits will be fishing, one falls overboad and finds the ring great idea genius. Better idea is to put it up your butt. The Deadliest Catch
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:34 |
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Is a hobbit not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:36 |
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Emerson Cod posted:Once Middle Earth reached a sufficient level of technological advancement, you know some hobbit with a god complex is going to get the bright idea to build an underwater city, the next logical step from an underground village... humans would be the last race though we kill everything and the elves all peaced out to space and became vulcans and then we have star trek
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 16:46 |
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ya great, of coure melkor the great deceiver would suggest this lplan what a loving rear end in a top hat, do NOT listen to this guy
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:03 |
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are you saying with all this magic and elf poo poo you don't have someone who can launch it out of earth orbit? it'd fall into the sun then. maybe it would take decades but gravity would do the work eventually. nothing's hotter than the sun. i bet the sun is like, 10 mount dooms at least, and it's right there. just go to elfrond's backyard and magic it to escape velocity on a nice day where the sun is right over you. done.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:06 |
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Bacons posted:Put it up your butt. Would your poops be invisible?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:09 |
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you dumb baby the sun is just a bit of glass holding the light of the fruit of blah blah blah it's not hot and even if it was you can't get anything inside it because of teh glass seriously though dudes, the "alternative plan" was suggested by melkor, sauron's boss, and he is just trying to trick you into letting sauron win here, do not take the bait!!
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:11 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:are you saying with all this magic and elf poo poo you don't have someone who can launch it out of earth orbit? it'd fall into the sun then. I'm no rocket scientist but I think the delta-v for that might be a little beyond even the best of Gandalf's fireworks.
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nomadologique posted:ya great, of coure melkor the great deceiver would suggest this lplan poo poo he almost got me, thanks No Mado Logique.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:are you saying with all this magic and elf poo poo you don't have someone who can launch it out of earth orbit? it'd fall into the sun then. maybe it would take decades but gravity would do the work eventually. nothing's hotter than the sun. i bet the sun is like, 10 mount dooms at least, and it's right there. just go to elfrond's backyard and magic it to escape velocity on a nice day where the sun is right over you. done. Fairly certain Arien wouldn't want folks tossing things at her.
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saoron didnt need to the ring to conquer the world a better question is why that idiot made it in the first place
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:15 |
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OP got his poo poo hosed up by Fingolfin lmao
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:16 |
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VendaGoat posted:Would your poops be invisible? Every time a cock enters your anus, Sauron gets poked in the eyeball.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:16 |
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it's bs that it was indestructable. They had all those wizards and ancient elves and poo poo and they couldn't figure out a way to ruin the magical ring?
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Mr. Pumroy posted:are you saying with all this magic and elf poo poo you don't have someone who can launch it out of earth orbit? it'd fall into the sun then. maybe it would take decades but gravity would do the work eventually. nothing's hotter than the sun. i bet the sun is like, 10 mount dooms at least, and it's right there. just go to elfrond's backyard and magic it to escape velocity on a nice day where the sun is right over you. done. in that gay universe i think the sun is like some piece of poo poo some god launched into the sky or maybe its a god. i forget but its probably retarded, unlike our sun, which is a huge ball of gas doing physics stuff to make heat and light, which is sick as hell.
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Tonality is for babies and anyway you guys should really cut it out with the valar-shaming. Zzulu posted:it's bs that it was indestructable. They had all those wizards and ancient elves and poo poo and they couldn't figure out a way to ruin the magical ring?
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:19 |
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"Keep it secret..." *Takes pipe out of mouth and points the stem at Frodo's butt.* "...keep it safe."
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:20 |
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hey op remember trhat time you got your head bashed in by a mortal weiner? we're all still laughing about that dude it's practically a meme around here
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:20 |
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Just give it to Sour Ron. He's a bit of a dick but he's had a rough day at work.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:22 |
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They already solved it by putting it in lava butt hanks.
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# ? Jan 17, 2015 17:22 |
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nomadologique posted:hey op remember trhat time you got your head bashed in by a mortal weiner? stdh.txt
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Carol Pizzamom posted:in that gay universe i think the sun is like some piece of poo poo some god launched into the sky or maybe its a god. i forget but its probably retarded, unlike our sun, which is a huge ball of gas doing physics stuff to make heat and light, which is sick as hell. gently caress middle earth. the sooner sauron and saruman tears that agriarian nonsense society apart and stains its verdant landscape with the soot and fire of industry the better. jesus christ, can't believe anybody in the fellowship took one look at that dumb elf town in the trees and said "yeah, this is def worth dying for" uproot it all and put elves in chains
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nomadologique posted:ya great, of coure melkor the great deceiver would suggest this lplan
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Mr. Pumroy posted:jesus christ, can't believe anybody in the fellowship took one look at that dumb elf town in the trees and said "yeah, this is def worth dying for" uproot it all and put elves in chains Elves should gently caress off back to the ivory tower they came from, this is human lebensraum. Dwarves can stay as long as they don't get welfare benefits or unionized.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:gently caress middle earth. the sooner sauron and saruman tears that agriarian nonsense society apart and stains its verdant landscape with the soot and fire of industry the better. jesus christ, can't believe anybody in the fellowship took one look at that dumb elf town in the trees and said "yeah, this is def worth dying for" uproot it all and put elves in chains Dwarves.txt
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