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Mr.Pibbleton posted:One of Bruce Lee's actual fights got him to emphasize cardio training and endurance because the guy he was fighting ran away like a bitch and Bruce had to spend an extra five minutes running him down to beat his rear end instead of settling things in under a minute like he preferred. Well, that settles it. Bruce Lee is clearly the better fighter. You can all stop blowing Mike Tyson.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:14 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:36 |
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also bruce lee would win its just easier to make jokes about mike tyson winning
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:15 |
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I'll wait for him to tell me I can stop, but thanks.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:16 |
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tag team of anderson silva and bruce lee vs floyd money mayweather and iron mike tyson i like this thread idea of just fantasy booking fights
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:16 |
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dang I was gonna post this whole thread has already been settled by ip man 2. bruce lee wins because he's fast as gently caress
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:17 |
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Who would win: Jackie Chan vs Warmachine?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:17 |
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itsgotmetoo posted:bruce lee with a sling and mike tyson with a 100 pound weight strapped to his back and i'll give bruce a shot Old style slings are actually really lethal in skilled hands, 50-500 grams of lead to the face is pretty fatal.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:17 |
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Jackie Chan wins at life but War Machine can wrestle so he probably wins the fight.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:18 |
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u cant teach size
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:18 |
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for real in the movie where bruce lee fights chuck norris he kicks chuck in the face like 5 times within a second that poo poo is crazy I don't care how little he is
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:19 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Who would win: Jackie Chan vs Warmachine? Currently Warmachine as Jackie Chan turn 60 last year, but if the fight took place in a home depot, Jackie has a really good shot.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:19 |
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jackie chan's always seemed like more of an acrobat/gymnast than a fighter to me
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:19 |
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what about rocky vs tommy gunn?
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:20 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Old style slings are actually really lethal in skilled hands, 50-500 grams of lead to the face is pretty fatal. okay bruce lee has to tie one arm behind his back
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:20 |
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Fullhouse posted:dang I was gonna post this I liked this movie. But I don't know, man. Tyson was way faster and more aggressive than rando dude v karate man.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:23 |
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itsgotmetoo posted:okay bruce lee has to tie one arm behind his back Well that wouldn't prevent him from outpacing Tyson with his 100 pound weight and it should be possible, if tricky, to load a sling one handed so Bruce Lee still has a clear advantage.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:23 |
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I like to think Bruce and Mike would settle whatever difference they had with their words like mature adults.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:24 |
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Fullhouse posted:for real in the movie where bruce lee fights chuck norris he kicks chuck in the face like 5 times within a second that poo poo is crazy I don't care how little he is Another thing that happened in movies is that Keanu Reeves punched god in the face. Don't be childish man human beings have limits.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:25 |
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If Tyson could close the distance and get within his strike range it'd be brutal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXHJempvayI Bruce Lee is too maneuverable and experienced to let that happen though.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:25 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I like to think Bruce and Mike would settle whatever difference they had with their words like mature adults. I mean obviously that would be ideal. I was just saying that hypothetically if they had to fight each other professionally.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:26 |
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kung fu is bullshit. iron mike would land one uppercut and bruce lee would be a quadriplegic. Even if you gave bruce lee a knife, I'd still bet on tyson.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:27 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:If Tyson could close the distance and get within his strike range it'd be brutal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXHJempvayI Bruce Lee is too maneuverable and experienced to let that happen though. Surely thousandTime World Champion boxer Mike Tyson never met another quick, experienced fighter.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:28 |
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Cold and Ugly posted:I mean obviously that would be ideal. I was just saying that hypothetically if they had to fight each other professionally. Mine was a hypothetical too because Tyson has a lot of trouble using his words in everyday situations let alone conflict resolution.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:30 |
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Cold and Ugly posted:Another thing that happened in movies is that Keanu Reeves punched god in the face. Don't be childish man human beings have limits. keanu reeves is a bullshit computer enhanced kung fu man while bruce lee did all his own moves and slowed some of them down so the lovely 1970's cameras could actually see what the hell he was doing. he real fast
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:30 |
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Anyone saying Tyson would win either has not seen Bruce Lee in action or... something.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:33 |
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bruce lee also wrote a book so he's probably smart enough to not ever agree to get into a fight with tyson
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:34 |
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Cold and Ugly posted:Surely thousandTime World Champion boxer Mike Tyson never met another quick, experienced fighter. While I do believe Bruce Lee would most likely win, I don't think it'd be as quick and easy as people are making it out to be, both men were incredibly dangerous in their prime. Hector Beerlioz posted:Mine was a hypothetical too because Tyson has a lot of trouble using his words in everyday situations let alone conflict resolution. His sense of comedic timing is surprisingly good though, I've seen him doing roasts and watched his cartoon.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:37 |
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this thread made me realize I've never been punched really hard in the face, I wonder what that feels like
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:38 |
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Tyson would DESTROY Bruce Lee.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:39 |
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I don't think Lee in his Prime could beat Tyson TYOOL 2015, even. He was just an actor, yo
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:40 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Mine was a hypothetical too because Tyson has a lot of trouble using his words in everyday situations let alone conflict resolution. LOL. Getting punched in the face hurts. Not just in the immediate sense, but it rattles your brain around, probably enough to make you mistake the concepts of rape and love.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:40 |
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Fullhouse posted:keanu reeves is a bullshit computer enhanced kung fu man while bruce lee did all his own moves and slowed some of them down so the lovely 1970's cameras could actually see what the hell he was doing. he real fast Mike Tyson was also real fast. Unless you're suggesting that Bruce Lee had special limb muscles that made him able to punch or kick faster than the eye could see, STFU, gaywad. Let's keep this rational.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:42 |
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Cold and Ugly posted:LOL. Getting punched in the face hurts. Not just in the immediate sense, but it rattles your brain around, probably enough to make you mistake the concepts of rape and love. you're a prison guard right? I think I remember you saying that in D&D you must get punched quite a lot relative to the average person
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:42 |
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Torka posted:this thread made me realize I've never been punched really hard in the face, I wonder what that feels like It loving blows, dog. Don't even try it.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:43 |
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Tyson would DESTROY Bruce Lee. Racist.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:43 |
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Tyson would just take down Bruce Lee's whole hitpoint bar in one punch.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:43 |
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Getting punched in the face is a real game changer. Sometimes it tastes like bleeding.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:44 |
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"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face."-Mike Tyson.
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:45 |
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Lol at all the people saying Mike Tyson was one of the best boxers of all time. Next to Ali, he was the flashiest, and he had perhaps the fastest hook-uppercut combi of all time. But dude couldn't take a punch for poo poo. Buster loving Douglas knocked him out. I can't recall one actually excellent boxer he ever beat, but I can recall a string of losses once he started fighting skilled opps. The strongest opponent he actually beat was probably Robin Givens. Bruce Lee vs. Ali. That would be a good debate/
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# ? Jan 18, 2015 01:45 |
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Torka posted:you're a prison guard right? I think I remember you saying that in D&D It's happened once or twice. Never been concussed though. So if you except almost certain alcohol damage i'm probably okay.
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