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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

cucka posted:

Is Lawler dead or something?

Christ, a lot happened in a few weeks.

They hate him and have retired him to Smackdown before they fire him

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Already shows how terrible John is, he could've given up his title match and brought those dudes back without even wrestling

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!
HHH: We're gonna see what the WWE Universe thinks of John Cena!

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


where do i vote no online?

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

That was some really cowardly booking.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


GhooooOoooOOOosts

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Anime Curator posted:

Borck had like two lines.

Made the promo worth it though.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
In short, everyone vote no. I want to see what happens.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:lol: Showing how to download an app in 2015.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Well thank god they took that opening segment away from the interesting bits Brock and Heyman were doing, and made it John Cena Appreciation Night again

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
interesting poll, where both options can be interpreted as pro-John Cena.

wwe could give election tips to north korea

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NutritiousSnack posted:

seriously, why isn't DB out here to get back at the Authority?

If the Authority is focused so much on Cena, maybe they won't notice him being the best thing in WWE and winning the Royal Rumble while they're not looking.

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
IT'S TIME FOR BOOKER'S MAIN MAN D-BRY FAVE FIVE!

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
So Brock came out all ticked off wanting to fight, but the idea of a steak put him at bay? Should not maybe future opponents put this little piece of the puzzle into their game plans against Brock? Maybe carry a nice steak to the ring to keep at ringside or in the hands of a valet to distract Brock during the match.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I can never vote on these things because I'm on the west coast. Good job WWE

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lol why is Bray's promo image on some 8mm film footage?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
lol their going to have a daniel bryan/wyatt WM event. what maroons.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Dexo posted:

God loving damnit, why would you not let Cena make that decision. That is a dumb as gently caress booking. holy poo poo. The entire point is Cena has to make the choice to potentially give up his title shot to save Z/R/R

Here you go, make this big moral decision. Haha, psyche. Idiot.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dango Bango posted:

:lol: Showing how to download an app in 2015.

It sounds patronizing, but I have to email people at work who still use hotmail.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Pariah Rex posted:

That was good right up until Cena appeared then it became torture. No one can convince me that things would not be 10000x better if he was to go away forever.
What if they book him and wrote his scripts competently?

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Dango Bango posted:

:lol: Showing how to download an app in 2015.

It truly is a Raw Reunion. Maybe they will show some Touts too.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




achillesforever6 posted:

Did Raw always start with a 20 minute promo? When did this start in the WWE?

When HHH's reign of terror started. Like 10 years ago.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I'm done with this Raw, what a stupid promo

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

seriously though link me the app page

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Dexo posted:

God loving damnit, why would you not let Cena make that decision. That is a dumb as gently caress booking. holy poo poo. The entire point is Cena has to make the choice to potentially give up his title shot to save Z/R/R

They've been pushing the WWE Universe really hates you John angle, and it's just a continuation of it

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I don't even hate the idea of making Cena sad by showing the audience hates him, but they did it badly with Wyatt and now they're doing it wrong again!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jiro posted:

Lol why is Bray's promo image on some 8mm film footage?

Because he's a scary ghost man.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Dexo posted:

God loving damnit, why would you not let Cena make that decision. That is a dumb as gently caress booking. holy poo poo. The entire point is Cena has to make the choice to potentially give up his title shot to save Z/R/R

They write it in both ways. If they vote 'Yes', then they get their jobs back when Seth pulls his contract and beats Cena for the title. If they vote 'No', then Cena just has more odds to overcome when he beasts Seth, Brock then Seth again.

Honestly, voting 'Yes' is best for business right now.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

It sounds patronizing, but I have to email people at work who still use hotmail.

I mean I still use hotmail. It's the email I made back in like 2001 or some poo poo.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Wasn't Bryan supposed to have another Kane match tonight? I'm not sure which is more likely, that they forgot or that I stopped giving a poo poo halfway through Smackdown.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


#RAWlternative

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


If Cena wins tonight, he's less likely to win on Sunday. GO CENA

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
WWE Immortals is like the most generic phone game I've played and the fact that everyone is this fantasy bullshit and Daniel Bryan is just a dude is making not stop playing it.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Sono posted:

When HHH's reign of terror started. Like 15 years ago.
FTFY

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

achillesforever6 posted:

Did Raw always start with a 20 minute promo? When did this start in the WWE?

It's literally been like this every Monday since I started watching, at least a year ago.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Dexters Secret posted:

seriously though link me the app page

I have a Windows Phone and a Surface tablet so I miss out on all the apps too. You'll get used to it.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dexo posted:

In short, everyone vote no. I want to see what happens.

Ziggler is fired for real. Rowen and Ryback still get their jobs back though.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
lol the wwe app has unskippable 30 second long ads

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Lol Bray got a jobber entrance

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primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
WYATT HAS NEVER CALLED THEM HIS FIREFLIES

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