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electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Vertical Lime posted:

there's original cena

Great, another bible movie.

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TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
I saw probably 5-6 commercials for Backstrom before I realized that it was Rainn Wilson.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Dimebags Brain posted:

But seriously, the Monday Night Wars were TWENTY goddamn years ago. WWE needs to get the gently caress over it.
I would recommend watching Major League Baseball where the 90s and forgotten and shunned.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

electric funeral posted:

Great, another bible movie.

Thou shalt not Lionsault?

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Nilbop posted:

Yeah but it's a joke about wanking
I honestly thought it was a reference to him being the Chosen One, and having "all the stroke 'round here," and then blended in with all the other Russoriffic poo poo at the time

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I think I heard Cole say something about "every PPV but Wrestlemania."
WTF was that?

Wait what, I had it muted, anyone confirm this?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Dario the Wop posted:

I honestly thought it was a reference to him being the Chosen One, and having "all the stroke 'round here," and then blended in with all the other Russoriffic poo poo at the time

yeah it was

he was shooting every time he used his finisher, brother

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Dexo posted:

Wait what, I had it muted, anyone confirm this?

Vince: Shut UP, Michael, their not supposed to know yet! :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I think I heard Cole say something about "every PPV but Wrestlemania."
WTF was that?

Fucccccck they best not pull that bullshit.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



The Ascension were done the moment they got called up, and instead of beating someone up, they got an intermission spot against jobbers. The WWE crowd doesn't know what to do with jobbers anymore and they got a predictable horrible reaction. Self fulfilling prophecy. A few times of that and now they might as well get buried because the crowd doesn't care about them. I don't really care because I don't like them and they got the call due to running out of things to do in NXT, but at least have them beat up the Uso's and get a feud or something.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Dexo posted:

Wait what, I had it muted, anyone confirm this?
Nobody else seems to have heard this.
Dunno what it was, but it wasn't major.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Dario the Wop posted:

I honestly thought it was a reference to him being the Chosen One, and having "all the stroke 'round here," and then blended in with all the other Russoriffic poo poo at the time

This is what I thought

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Haha, that was setting up a match?

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Just make the NAO the champs again. Go for a full reset.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Hahahah that sure is going to get heat back on the Ascension

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey the Ascension might not be done!

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I guess The Ascension got to lose on PPV to the old guys as well.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God no loving way.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I had a whole angry post about the Ascension typed out and now this match is announced for the Rumble and I don't know what to think

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dimebags Brain posted:

But seriously, the Monday Night Wars were TWENTY goddamn years ago. WWE needs to get the gently caress over it.

They'll get over it as soon as the fans stop demanding that everything should be how it was during the Attitude Era. Hell, it's not like Vince even likes the Attitude Era.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

So so so loving dumb

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Ugh Jesus I guess that's one way for the Ascension to get some heat.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

electric funeral posted:

Great, another bible movie.

Cena means supper in Spanish. As in the last supper. Hmm.

Man, this is already the go-home for the Rumble?

Haha, NAO/Ascension at the Royal Rumble.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Dimebags Brain posted:

But seriously, the Monday Night Wars were TWENTY goddamn years ago. WWE needs to get the gently caress over it.

Look at the nostalgia kicks they can run from the 2000s.

Benoit/Eddie: dead. Angle: TNA/crazy. CM Punk: just left the company. Interchangeable midcard acts and uh John Cena johncena John Cena

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
How could Cena possibly overcome these odds?

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
I'm glad the ascension will get their revenge at the royal rumble, it's about time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seth having such a good time out there :allears:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I think I heard Cole say something about "every PPV but Wrestlemania."
WTF was that?

I just watched it again. I heard "All PPV's excluding Wrestlemania". Went back and he actually says "including".

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Codependent Poster posted:

Hey the Ascension might not be done!

they are going to have bigger shoulder pads and pyro this time

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

cronox2 posted:

Just make the NAO the champs again. Go for a full reset.

To like a year ago?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

TheHock posted:

I saw probably 5-6 commercials for Backstrom before I realized that it was Rainn Wilson.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Beobeobeo posted:

How could Cena possibly overcome these odds?

with Brock helping......

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Like I said, the Ascension doesn't do anything for me personally

But I hope they beat the ever loving piss out of NAO on Sunday

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Cena seems way too happy about this match

Better make it a Cena vs THE ENTIRE RAW ROSTER

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Can they get Batista to come back?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Beobeobeo posted:

How could Cena possibly overcome these odds?

Stone Cold

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Fat Lowtax posted:

Look at the nostalgia kicks they can run from the 2000s.

Benoit/Eddie: dead. Angle: TNA/crazy. CM Punk: just left the company. Interchangeable midcard acts and uh John Cena johncena John Cena

Also Batista just went over so well.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





UltimoDragonQuest posted:

I would recommend watching Major League Baseball where the 90s and forgotten and shunned.

Why would I watch something even more boring than Raw?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I just watched it again. I heard "All PPV's excluding Wrestlemania". Went back and he actually says "including".

Thank gently caress for that.

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C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
I just don't see Cena being able to win this match

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