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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Cena seems way too happy about this match

Better make it a Cena vs THE ENTIRE RAW ROSTER

Well Orton will probably come back to help him.

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Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
John Cena's going to need all four John Cenas on his shirt to win this one

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Jetfire posted:

To like a year ago?

Yep. Bryan winning WM would be awesome again.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
lol if Cena wins this match clean

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jetfire posted:

John Cena's going to need all four John Cenas on his shirt to win this one

He can't trust Cyborg Cena, there's something off about that guy!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Big Red and crew are prolly gonna run in

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Cena is down, the referee should stop the match to prevent him from being seriously injured here

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Jetfire posted:

John Cena's going to need all four John Cenas on his shirt to win this one

WWE Games Presents: John Cena Four Swords Adventure

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i hope cena loses and ryback, ziggler, and rowan are quietly fired for real over the next few months

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

He can't trust Cyborg Cena, there's something off about that guy!

Cenaboy is half Cena, half Edge!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Beef Waifu posted:

ah, good. i take it the silver pack does the same then>

Silver pack gives silvers instead of golds. Don't buy silvers.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Jetfire posted:

John Cena's going to need all four John Cenas on his shirt to win this one

It's super fitting that Cena got a then now forever type of shirt, by the way.

Steph, HHH. Why don't you set up a tornado-tag handicap match if you just want Cena to die?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Cena is down, the referee should stop the match to prevent him from being seriously injured here

Yeah, Cena can't fight back and is outnumbered, ref needs to make that call like the one did for Ambrose last week.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
House of Cenas

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Dimebags Brain posted:

Why would I watch something even more boring than Raw?
Boredom is the price we pay for ridiculous moralizing over steroids!

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
I kinda want Sting to show up... is that wrong?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I like the shoes John Cena is wearing. I've got shoe buying on the mind.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Codependent Poster posted:

Cenaboy is half Cena, half Edge!

Does that mean Edge built Lita out of some of Cena's DNA? :stare:

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Jesus christ has his belt always had Hustle Loyalty Respect on it?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

cronox2 posted:

Jesus christ has his belt always had Hustle Loyalty Respect on it?

I hate you.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Dias posted:

No tag teams are going anywhere and Ascension was fine. It was fine.I think they're boring, but at least give them a fair shot, it's not like monster heels are usually super-talented wrestlers.

They were the worst tag team in NXT and they'd be the worst tag team on the main roster by a fair margin.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Vince won't book Frank Underwood as his top heel because he's too Southern.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

NutritiousSnack posted:

lol if Cena wins this match clean

You know he will. If not that means he's going into the Rumble to win and then win the title at Mania.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

cronox2 posted:

Jesus christ has his belt always had Hustle Loyalty Respect on it?
EVERYTHING HE WEARS has Hustle Loyalty Respect on it

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Cena is down, the referee should stop the match to prevent him from being seriously injured here

Lil Naitch knows that Cena isn't a marshmallow who gets hurt if he gets hit, unlike Dean Ambrose.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Cena loses tonight then wins the royal rumble

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dario the Wop posted:

EVERYTHING HE WEARS has Hustle Loyalty Respect on it

Pretty sure it won't be long before he makes Nikki get a tattoo of that.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

To be fair, the tag teams in WWE are all pretty good. They're just booked so no one matters except the Usos.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
They're torturing everyone watching this match at home, Michael

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

J & J Security winning the "Who should Cena be most scared of" poll :allears:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
NOBODY CAN LIFT A GIANT

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

john cena is much stronger than cesaro

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

WWE Games Presents: John Cena Four Swords Adventure

The champ is here, and here, and here, and here.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
I want Cena to lose just to see who the crowd would cheer for in a Brock v. Rollins singles match.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Ragnarok the Red posted:

WWE Games Presents: John Cena Four Swords Adventure

The Minish Champ

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





If Big Show can punch Cena in the stomach with ease why doesn't he just hit him in the face and win?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Jetfire posted:

I want Cena to lose just to see who the crowd would cheer for in a Brock v. Rollins singles match.

let's go broooooock?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Jetfire posted:

The Minish Champ

A Link to The Past Ten Years.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jetfire posted:

I want Cena to lose just to see who the crowd would cheer for in a Brock v. Rollins singles match.

CM Punk

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Dimebags Brain posted:

If Big Show can punch Cena in the stomach with ease why doesn't he just hit him in the face and win?

That's different, as a true student of the game Cena would be on his guard for such a trademark Big Show move

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