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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
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Illegal Hen
From my friend's Twitter:
@JESmith1987
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LorneReams
Jun 27, 2003
I'm bizarre

Android Bicyclist posted:

From my friend's Twitter:
@JESmith1987
Best ad placement ever... #FLEXBALL


I hope that was on purpose.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

mcmagic posted:

Oh now you go back to the old Pats fan favorite of "ignore our blatant cheating because everyone else is doing it too, but you have to trust us on that"

what universe do you live in

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ehud posted:

According to Jay Glazer, this isn't the feeling among the rest of the teams. Apparently a lot of them are frustrated with the Pats.

Seems there's conflicting opinions here

https://twitter.com/KevinClarkWSJ/status/557961198856306688?p=v

https://twitter.com/NEPD_Loyko/status/558122195688636416

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


RonMexicosPitbull posted:

what universe do you live in

The universe where the Jets are a football team worth rooting for not this one.

Diggie
Apr 6, 2008

GaussianCopula posted:

Lynch was docked $20k for the ball grab in the last game. Let's all hope and pray that the patriots will only get the $25k, just to have more tasty tears.

Lynch grabbed his dick and gets fined 20k and is also getting a bigger fine for not talking to the media. He's literally the worst and should be kicked out of the NFL. Nevermind the fact that the Patriots cheated, Ray Rice beat his wife, Adrian Peterson beat his son, and rapists, dog fighters, and general scum bags abound in the NFL, he didn't talk to the media and should be loving killed.

Seriously, gently caress ESPN and gently caress the NFL.

Edit: I posted this after Adam Shefter equated Marshawn Lynch's not talking to the media and "obscene gesture" to being just as bad as cheating.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Vertical Lime posted:

Good morning everybody



And that's the cover with major members in NY arrested for corruption.

Cool.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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RonMexicosPitbull posted:

what universe do you live in

The universe where one franchise has been blatantly cheating for 15 years with zero accountability?

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
oh word what'd they do

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I'm more apt to believe Jay Glazer than the guy who runs NEPatriotsDraft.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ozu posted:

I'm more apt to believe Jay Glazer than the guy who runs NEPatriotsDraft.

Eh, I've been burned by trusting him in the past.

But then again, that's true of most writers/reporters in the sports world, not always their fault. Unless something boils over I'm inclined to ignore reports of "behind closed doors feelings."

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Still chuckling at Belichick claiming he's never touched a football in his 30 years in the NFL.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

They're frustrated the Pats have been crushing their souls for 15 years. They should be frustrated with the Colts because now they won't be able to do the same thing the Pats were doing, allegedly. Someone a few pages posted a reporter saying that the majority of the league was baffled that this controversy is even a thing.


Jay Glazer is maybe the most reliable NFL guy and I trust whatever he tells me.

Also, Brian Billick said this morning that he's tired of people saying that every team in the league does this stuff. He said it's absolutely not true and he doesn't want to be grouped in with that kind of statement, so...

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ozu posted:

I'm more apt to believe Jay Glazer than the guy who runs NEPatriotsDraft.

Ok, what about the wall street journal guy?

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Ehud posted:

Jay Glazer is maybe the most reliable NFL guy and I trust whatever he tells me.

Also, Brian Billick said this morning that he's tired of people saying that every team in the league does this stuff. He said it's absolutely not true and he doesn't want to be grouped in with that kind of statement, so...

Why would anyone publicly come to the defense of the team that's been the most dominant in the league, with the only coach that NFL Coaches Association? Of course they won't. It's a lot easier to say "no we didn't do that, maybe THATS why they are so good" than admit they do the same thing yet can't put together sustained success like the Pats.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

That was a lot more definitive than I was expecting. I mean it's not going to convince much of anyone either way, but it's very clearly setting what the Patriots response is rather than simply ducking and weaving and waiting until they know what the league knows. If they're guilty (which let's be honest is looking pretty likely) this is a risky strategy because you risk putting something out there that can be definitively disproven, but it gives you more credibility in the meantime. The other strategy is essentially to sit back, say nothing, and essentially go "prove it" which, while more likely to make it so that you can't be proven to be guilty, makes everyone assume you are. Also, knowing Goodell, he'll come down much harder on Bill if he does manage to prove anything once Bill's made these denials in public than if he said nothing.

Not what I was expecting. Sure isn't much compared to the facts on the ground, of course, but interesting nonetheless.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


I mean, it's possible that a lot of people are frustrated with the Pats, and that a bunch of others aren't. It's not like one possibility precludes the other in a league where there are lots of people in coaching/leadership positions.

e. :lol: @ #flexball ads in the presser

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jan 22, 2015

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Ehud posted:

Also, Brian Billick said this morning that he's tired of people saying that every team in the league does this stuff. He said it's absolutely not true and he doesn't want to be grouped in with that kind of statement, so...

Brian Billick is a bitter old man who employed noted murderer Ray Lewis for 7 years. At least Bill cut Aaron once the public found out about his hobby.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

mcmagic posted:

The universe where one franchise has been blatantly cheating for 15 years with zero accountability?

The universe where you make accusations against a team because you don't like them.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Why would anyone publicly come to the defense of the team that's been the most dominant in the league, with the only coach that NFL Coaches Association? Of course they won't. It's a lot easier to say "no we didn't do that, maybe THATS why they are so good" than admit they do the same thing yet can't put together sustained success like the Pats.

Ahh. The other old go to for Pats fans: "They are just jealous of how awesome we are." You're hitting all the notes.

Tim Whatley posted:

The universe where you make accusations against a team because you don't like them.


Why would anyone like cheaters? No poo poo I don't like them.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

GaussianCopula posted:

Brian Billick is a bitter old man who employed noted murderer Ray Lewis for 7 years. At least Bill cut Aaron once the public found out about his hobby.

Not that I think the Patriots would have kept Aaron around anyway - nobody wants a loving nutjob serial killer in a high-stress environment around their very valuable football players no matter how good he is, it's just not good for business - they didn't have much choice cutting Aaron since it was clear he was going to be in jail awaiting trial for a year or two no matter what.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

mcmagic posted:

Ahh. The other old go to for Pats fans: "They are just jealous of how awesome we are." You're hitting all the notes.

We're on to Seattle

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


mcmagic posted:

Ahh. The other old go to for Pats fans: "They are just jealous of how awesome we are." You're hitting all the notes.



Why would anyone like cheaters? No poo poo I don't like them.

Take a hit and relax dude, this is super not worth gettin' angry about.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

mcmagic posted:

Ahh. The other old go to for Pats fans: "They are just jealous of how awesome we are." You're hitting all the notes.


Ahh the old going to a sixth Super Bowl with the same QB trick.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

WugLyfe posted:

Take a hit and relax dude, this is super not worth gettin' angry about.

He's a Jets fan of course he's angry. They're perpetually angry.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mcmagic posted:

Ahh. The other old go to for Pats fans: "They are just jealous of how awesome we are." You're hitting all the notes.

lets be honest nobody would give a gently caress about any amount of cheating by the jets because lawl jets

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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WugLyfe posted:

Take a hit and relax dude, this is super not worth gettin' angry about.

Ehh it kind of is worth getting angry about it. i'm sure I'm not the only person in here who spends a lot of time watching and thinking about the NFL and if the games haven't been on the level for 15 years why the hell was I wasting my time? That's a lot of time...

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

evilweasel posted:

lets be honest nobody would give a gently caress about any amount of cheating by the jets because lawl jets

ComfortablyNumb
Nov 7, 2008

This is not how I am.

evilweasel posted:

lets be honest nobody would give a gently caress about any amount of cheating by the jets because lawl jets

Umm Favre dick pic? That was clear intent to cheat. loving scumbag Jets.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

What's interesting is that it's potentially way worse for the NFL and the Pats for Brady to be behind this because then they'd have to punish him instead of Belichick, and yet Bill didn't even try to shield him. He basically said talk to Brady.

quote:

“I think we all know that quarterbacks, kickers, specialists have certain preferences on the footballs,” Belichick said. “They know a lot more than I do. They’re a lot more sensitive to it than I am. I hear them comment on it from time to time, but I can tell you and they will tell you that there’s never any sympathy whatsoever from me on that subject. Zero. Tom’s personal preferences on his footballs are something that he can talk about in much better detail and information than I could possibly provide.”

Mister Fister posted:

Ok, what about the wall street journal guy?
Holds more weight than the Pats fan I guess.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

mcmagic posted:

Ehh it kind of is worth getting angry about it. i'm sure I'm not the only person in here who spends a lot of time watching and thinking about the NFL and if the games haven't been on the level for 15 years why the hell was I wasting my time? That's a lot of time...

Every single rule could have been followed to a t by every single team and you'd still be bitterly angry and you'd still be wasting your time because you follow the Jets :smugdog:

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!

mcmagic posted:

Ehh it kind of is worth getting angry about it. i'm sure I'm not the only person in here who spends a lot of time watching and thinking about the NFL and if the games haven't been on the level for 15 years why the hell was I wasting my time? That's a lot of time...
This isn't the White Sox throwing the World Series; this is balls sometimes being a little bit softer than they're supposed to be.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

mcmagic posted:

Ehh it kind of is worth getting angry about it. i'm sure I'm not the only person in here who spends a lot of time watching and thinking about the NFL and if the games haven't been on the level for 15 years why the hell was I wasting my time? That's a lot of time...

You've been wasting your time by being a Jets fan.

E: gently caress beaten

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


mcmagic posted:

Ehh it kind of is worth getting angry about it. i'm sure I'm not the only person in here who spends a lot of time watching and thinking about the NFL and if the games haven't been on the level for 15 years why the hell was I wasting my time? That's a lot of time...

We don't know the meaning of life and we're going to die anyway. Let's laugh at some poo poo before we go!

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
lol at bill walking right up to the line with substitution rules and using the it's technically legal defense, but he don't know poo poo about rules regarding the ball Which one is it pats fans?

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

It's beautiful.

@BillSimmons
The Pats would have been better off just having multiple key guys get suspended for PEDs like everyone else.
Also - the fact that Belichick did the whole "wasn't me, ask Tom" thing makes me feel even worse about Brady's iffy contract status.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Bishop posted:

lol at bill walking right up to the line with substitution rules and using the it's technically legal defense, but he don't know poo poo about rules regarding the law. Which one is it pats fans?

It's literally both

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Ozu posted:

It's beautiful.

@BillSimmons
The Pats would have been better off just having multiple key guys get suspended for PEDs like everyone else.
Also - the fact that Belichick did the whole "wasn't me, ask Tom" thing makes me feel even worse about Brady's iffy contract status.

What's "iffy" about Brady's contract?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Jethro posted:

This isn't the White Sox throwing the World Series; this is balls sometimes being a little bit softer than they're supposed to be.

Yeah because we're supposed to believe that this is the only cheating they have engaged in (besides all the other rumors and the times they have been caught cheating). And i'm sure they only did this for the AFC title game where they got caught.

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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


GaussianCopula posted:

What's "iffy" about Brady's contract?
He sat on the bench once this season.

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