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Paper Triangle
Jul 27, 2004

more dog than your dog
Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

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Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense
Front pocket wallet ever since I researched professional pickpockets in europe, it's way more comfortable. Keeping my phone and keys separate has been a challenge ever since but I make it work.

3DS probably belongs in your suit jacket.

Nolgthorn fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 26, 2015

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

MH4 demo code:

A0717EV72SYJEC8J

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Why not just get a case for your phone that doubles as a wallet?

http://www.amazon.com/Ionic-Google-...s+6+wallet+case

I've got this for my phone for example...only need 3-4 cards any ways. Put those two in your front pocket and have the back for your 3DS. Seems like an obvious thing to do to me?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them.

What? Is this seriously a thing that you think people do?

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.
What the gently caress

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Hey there, I've got a few items I really shouldn't lose, let me just remove them from my person every single time I ever want to comfortably sit somewhere in public, such as a busy cafe or on public transit.

Shampy
Apr 27, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

loving lol if you get back problems from keeping your wallet and phone in your back pocket

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Are you loving people seriously talking about pockets again

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

I think this thread is giving me a tumor.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Chinook posted:

I think this thread is giving me a tumor.

Which pocket do you keep it in?

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

Rofl

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Cialis Railman posted:

Are you loving people seriously talking about pockets again

flavor of the month game
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v
screen protectors
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faceplates/decals/flavor of the month ~limited release~ decal
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smudges because NINTENDO loving US AGAIN ON GLOSSY CONSOLES
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pants/pockets/jacket chat
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v
flavor of the month game


Repeat ad nauseam

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

you sick gently caress

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I keep my wallet in my butt. It's in a ziploc bag so it doesn't get gross. Anyone who doesn't store their wallet this way is a child molester.

Dr. Chainsaws PhD
May 21, 2011

Chinook posted:

I think this thread is giving me a tumor.

When you're getting chemo, don't play your 3DS in the hospital.

You don't want nurses thinking you play video games.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Haquer posted:

flavor of the month game
|
v
screen protectors
|
v
faceplates/decals/flavor of the month ~limited release~ decal
|
v
smudges because NINTENDO loving US AGAIN ON GLOSSY CONSOLES
|
v
pants/pockets/jacket chat
|
v
flavor of the month game


Repeat ad nauseam

Don't forget new challenger "BEST BUY/GAMESTOP IS loving ME ON MY PRE-ORDER"

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
They keep doing it though

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

greatn posted:

I keep my wallet in my butt. It's in a ziploc bag so it doesn't get gross. Anyone who doesn't store their wallet this way is a child molester.

It's true.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Louisgod posted:

It's true.

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PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

I shove my wallet and keys into a parallel dimension when going outside. My DS floats after me inside a blimp tied to my shoulder on a piece of string.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Hungry Bit posted:

I shove my wallet and keys into a parallel dimension when going outside. My DS floats after me inside a blimp tied to my shoulder on a piece of string.

God dammit who told wizards about video games :mad:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

At work, customers are constantly leaving phones and keys at the counter. Every day I wonder what type of retardation would possess a person to cause them to take these things from their pockets and leave them on a counter where they will have no purpose to have them out at all. I think I now have a better understanding of this mental deficiency that has baffled me for years

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


deadly_pudding posted:

God dammit who told wizards about video games :mad:

Video games were a logical jump for wizards after pinball.

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
Hey there thread what's new with the Nintendo 3d-


Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

:yikes:

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

Haquer posted:

I-imagine if s-somebody SAW those fingerprints!!! I would be ashamed, clean it up quick so you can get back to staring at it all day instead of playing

GODDAMN NINTENDO WITH THEIR loving GLOSSY CONSOLES loving ME AGAIN

Hey, when Im not playing it I have to look at it so I prefer it looking nice on my desk too <:mad:>

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

punakone posted:

Hey, when Im not playing it I have to look at it so I prefer it looking nice on my desk too <:mad:>

If you're having conniptions by it having fingerprints when it's setting on your desk, you have deeper seated problems. I keep the screens on my launch 3DS clean but I could not give two fucks about the outside which becomes a smudgy piece of poo poo if you so happen to look at it wrong.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Haquer posted:

If you're having conniptions by it having fingerprints when it's setting on your desk, you have deeper seated problems. I keep the screens on my launch 3DS clean but I could not give two fucks about the outside which becomes a smudgy piece of poo poo if you so happen to look at it wrong.

Fingerprints!? :barf:

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
You could always get one of the special editions. Those look pretty nice and seem like they'd hide fingerprints well.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
My god, it looks like the murderer was playing Animal Crossing after the shooting- the prints match!

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I loving LOVE pants chat and I love this thread

noirstronaut
Aug 10, 2012

by Cowcaster

Paper Triangle posted:

Your wallet goes in your back right pocket and your phone goes in your back left pocket and if you do anything else you're a literal infant. When you sit down you take both things out of your back pockets (which is easy as long as you have two hands) and put them down somewhere near you so you can keep an eye on them. Now you don't have a bad back and you still look like an adult when you're in public and nobody well ever suspect you enjoy video games.

Ironically you look like a teenage girl with your phone in your back pocket.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

I don't wear pants.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Just put your DS between your butt cheeks. That's nature's pocket!

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

Haquer posted:

If you're having conniptions by it having fingerprints when it's setting on your desk, you have deeper seated problems. I keep the screens on my launch 3DS clean but I could not give two fucks about the outside which becomes a smudgy piece of poo poo if you so happen to look at it wrong.

Goons, only people to think that liking to have things clean when not in use is a problem :allears:

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Things with fingerprints on them agent necessarily dirty.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
If you really think about it, everything has fingerprints. We leave a light film on just about everything we touch, plus shed hair, plus skin flakes, etc. Humans are pretty disgusting, so just go with it.

Or worry about how shiny a toy looks.

Patrocclesiastes
Apr 30, 2009

I did not expect to generate this much discussion just by mentioning that the new XL finish is a fingerprint magnet. Nothing about how its literally driving me mad or anything. I just like to keep it clean.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

HPanda posted:

If you really think about it, everything has fingerprints. We leave a light film on just about everything we touch, plus shed hair, plus skin flakes, etc. Humans are pretty disgusting, so just go with it.

Or worry about how shiny a toy looks.

loving gross. If walk around with a body condom on all the time, I don't know what to tell you.

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Sprite141
Feb 7, 2009

I should really just
learn to stop talking.

Not showing up for me. I guess I missed it yet again.

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