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There are still holdovers and Neanderthals walk among us
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:24 |
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Pitdragon posted:Eh... she looks like she would of given good head
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:24 |
awesome-express posted:
This is an unreasonable beauty standard...for shame!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:25 |
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Pitdragon posted:Eh... You leave Jennifer Aniston out of this!
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:26 |
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sure why not, if she was nice and not too ugly i mean back in the day we decided to actually raise the mixed race kids and still carry neanderthal genes
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:27 |
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lady has pro tier dick suckin lips, no alterations needed
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:28 |
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Good question OP! Yes. I absolutely would make sweet love to a neanderthal lady. Why? Oh so so many reasons. Why not? On the basic premise of chemical attraction alone, I assume my MHC would be ablaze telling my gonads, "that one". Such different genetic structures yet similar. It would be beautiful. Not to mention, she would be strong. Probably way way stronger than a modern man. That is pretty incredible too. As for the position? Doggy. Most definitely doggy. So I can grab them swingin neanderthal lady breasticles and hold on for dear life. The whole thing makes me think of the death by snoo snoo episode of Futurama. Honestly, I think if you wouldn't sex a neanderthal lady, you're too choosy. Don't knock a woman that can murder a sabertooth with a spear made of rocks and birch, best you can do is bring l33t dps to a raidgroup, or bring muy pwnage to a bag of doritos and chips.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:30 |
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yeah, i'm pretty lonely
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:31 |
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i think op had the question wrong the real question would be, would a neanderthal woman gently caress you
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:31 |
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Dyna Soar posted:i think op had the question wrong Doubtful. I can't bring down ancient large animals with a melee weapon, and that was basically being a gorilla juicehead on the Jersey Shore to them.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:32 |
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BeefThief posted:I'll gently caress basically anything with a penis This, plus I already like hairy guys anyway. They'd probably smell pretty ripe though.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:36 |
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Dyna Soar posted:the real question would be, would a neanderthal woman gently caress you
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:40 |
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Ephemeron posted:I know the secret of fire. So yeah.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:41 |
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:43 |
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Ephemeron posted:I know the secret of fire. So yeah. she''d give you a bunch of sticks and 15 minutes before she'd eat you. think you could deliver
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:45 |
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awesome-express posted:
JiveHonky posted:Shakira? She does look a lot like a Latin girl I dated lol
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:53 |
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Butt gently caress all the neandertals.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:54 |
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Senordingdong posted:Butt gently caress all the neandertals. bet a neanderthal could rip yr dick off with her rear end cheeks alone
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:55 |
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I have lots of northern European blood, so I'm basically part Neanderthal anyway. Ancestors did, and I probably would.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:56 |
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EightBit posted:I have lots of northern European blood, so I'm basically part Neanderthal anyway. Ancestors did, and I probably would. yeah, all europeans have a similar amount of neanderthal genes, and it's a surprisingly high amount. there was significant interbreeding, can't all account to rape. idk if it affected our looks but i guess europeans have bigger noses, ears and eyes than ppl without the genes
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:57 |
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sure why not
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 00:59 |
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Specter posted:Make sure to take ear protection. drat I can imagine what they sound like when they cum. makes me hard
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:05 |
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Is there any evidence on how big a neanderthals dick was?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:07 |
i dunno man imagine a girl titty but covered in coarse hair; could add a new level to the proceedings iykwim
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:10 |
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Maldoror posted:God damned look at all the racism and hate with different races like African and Asian. No need to imagine, the real thing still lives I Israel
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:12 |
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matrix ripoff posted:i dunno man imagine a girl titty but covered in coarse hair; could add a new level to the proceedings iykwim woah hahha i just imagined this
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:12 |
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matrix ripoff posted:i dunno man imagine a girl titty but covered in coarse hair; could add a new level to the proceedings iykwim You dont have to imagine
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:13 |
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Bismuth posted:You dont have to imagine
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 01:37 |
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Bismuth posted:Is there any evidence on how big a neanderthals dick was? It was incredibly small. Tools were invented solely for the purpose of 'man-scaping' so that the tiny, nipple like penis could penetrate even an iota beyond the outer lips of the neander-vulva. Terrible, really. In all seriousness though it must have been a weird time to be alive when the last pockets of neanderthals were dying out. I wonder if they and their homosapien neighbors recognized that they were 'others', or just felt that they were different due to culture/distance, and how they spoke of one another.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:25 |
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Maldoror posted:
Neanderthal DNA exists in the majority of europeans It does not exist in people who hail from Africa because they bred with a different hominid. Neanderthals only existed in cold climates. all other types of humans died out because they kept having sex with different types of humans which eventually made modern humans.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:28 |
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Big Beef City posted:It was incredibly small. They could have been, humans have the biggest cocks of all great apes which is the secret to our success as a species
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:38 |
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Bismuth posted:They could have been, humans have the biggest cocks of all great apes which is the secret to our success as a species Yeah you would know
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:42 |
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Bismuth posted:You dont have to imagine
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:42 |
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Bismuth posted:You dont have to imagine Well, it's finally happened. Someone managed to ruin tits.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:43 |
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in answer to your question, definitely i would gently caress a neanderthal
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:43 |
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Neanderthal loving. Lake Minalt Conference room Friday, January 30th, 2015 Accept - Do not send a response.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 02:50 |
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Only if it came from the bog bodies thread.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:26 |
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Bismuth posted:You dont have to imagine Did they ever find any frozen or super well preserved neanderthal ladies so we could have a definitive answer on the hairiness factor of neanderteats? Because if they just looked like that big nosed Shakira then yeah obv I'd gently caress that but boobfur is a dealbreaker, more so than the hosed up skull shape or inability to speak and thus consent.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:48 |
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eat that hairy 'thal butt
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 03:49 |
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Bismuth posted:You dont have to imagine You know what, I can take a little hair in the rear end crack. Hairy tits, NOPE!
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