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Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

ashgromnies posted:

hmmmm yes it's just so american and plebian. i shall leave it for the hoi polloi, they shan't know any better the angels of flavor in carefully concocted bearnaise compared to their ranch than a dog should know better steak from kibble.

*lives in florida-*

It literally is American, in both the sense that it was invented by an American, and also that it's carefully engineered to appeal to the palate of a 5 year old.

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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSsnYzkKYd4

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I went out the other night and got a porterhouse well done and put ketchup on it. It was amazing. If you have $75 I seriously recommend it.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

BigBoss posted:

I went out the other night and got a porterhouse well done and put ketchup on it. It was amazing. If you have $75 I seriously recommend it.

save your $75 for bail

MEAT IS MURDER

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

You haven't had sauce until you've tried HP sauce. It tastes like a homeless person's blood soaked turd mixed with vinegar and old raisins.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Rivethead posted:

You haven't had sauce until you've tried HP sauce. It tastes like a homeless person's blood soaked turd mixed with vinegar and old raisins.

Note: this is some British crap. It tastes like really rwlly bland A1

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

How is aioli pronounced? Ay-oh-lee?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i slather myself in horseradish sauce to "spice things up" in the bedroom (thx huffpo)

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

I.C. posted:

How is aioli pronounced? Ay-oh-lee?

Ow-Lye

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Catsup.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Vorik posted:

how the gently caress are u eating pasta without sauce? are u dumb or somethn

mcnuggets are dry as gently caress without sauce

gravy is pretty good too

but i agree i hate sauce. poo poo's gross.

I eat pasta with some salt and ground pepper on it. Pwns

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Me irl

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

drat, you are one cool motherfucker

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Get your onions off the floor you fucker.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Get your onions off the floor you fucker.

they've got natural wrappers, nbd

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PROPER SAUCE USAGE!

BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Get your onions off the floor you fucker.

Oh, sorry. Let me throw them in this old wooden crate that I have next to a pile of my old shoes.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Zeroisanumber posted:

Oh, sorry. Let me throw them in this old wooden crate that I have next to a pile of my old shoes.
Much better.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

is salsa a sauce?

cuz salsa goes great with everything

same with tabasco

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Happy Bear Suit posted:

is salsa a sauce?

cuz salsa goes great with everything

same with tabasco

it literally means sauce in spanish, ya dingus

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Happy Bear Suit posted:

is salsa a sauce?

cuz salsa goes great with everything

same with tabasco
:doh:

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
i dunno guys, 'sauce' seems like too broad a category to really have strong feeling about

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Otto von Ruthless posted:

i dunno guys, 'sauce' seems like too broad a category to really have strong feeling about

some people don't like "sandwiches", there's no category of food so broad people won't like it

see also "rabbit food"

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Does milk count as a sauce in cereal?

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

ArbitraryC posted:

Does milk count as a sauce in cereal?
A sauce has to have more than one ingredient.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a nice sauce can moisten even the driest foods

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


I will continue to not say it out loud, but thank you.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJCCaK_Gif0

I wish this were real.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Whirlwind Jones posted:

A sauce has to have more than one ingredient.

uhhhhhh Cheese Sauce? cheese is an ingredient

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Fail AIDS human being posted:

it literally means sauce in spanish, ya dingus
my whole life I thought it meant salty (I know zero spanish) :confuoot:

til a new spansh word

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

uhhhhhh Cheese Sauce? cheese is an ingredient
Cheese sauce has milk and flour in it. It's not just melted cheese you idiot.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Whirlwind Jones posted:

A sauce has to have more than one ingredient.
So you sprinkle some sugar in it, alternatively it leaches flavors from the cereal itself.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ketchup is good on everything, op

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Cheese sauce has milk and flour in it. It's not just melted cheese you idiot.



Nice try

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Ingredients: Water, aged cheddar cheese (cultured milk, salt, enzymes, annatto color), partially hydrogenated soybean oil, corn starchmodified, whey, contains 2% or less of sodium phosphate, vinegar, salt, yeast extract, cream, xanthan gum, annatto color, sodium stearoyl lactylate, carotenal color, lactic acid, citric acid.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

So if i put corn on my plate it's corn, but if i put a corn/peas/carrot mix, now I've got a sauce? No no no nono

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



op is really weird

all picky eaters are weird

how do you go dine out with them

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Sauce = weird kind if liquid substance with odd texture

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
I like saucy women

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Feminition posted:

op is really weird

all picky eaters are weird

how do you go dine out with them

You can customise your meal at basically all restaurants

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