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food is a blessing
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 15:21 |
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Ocean Book posted:food is a blessing so is cum, which is why i always get down on my knees and clasp my hands together over a big meaty cock to say a prayer before i go to town on it
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:14 |
i used to work with this old grandpa man who'd go out to chipotle like constantly and he'd call it "chi-pottle" because ha ha that's humor when you're his age
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:16 |
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matrix ripoff posted:i used to work with this old grandpa man who'd go out to chipotle like constantly and he'd call it "chi-pottle" because ha ha that's humor when you're his age i hope he's dead now
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:18 |
A misanthrope posted:i hope he's dead now jesus that's cruel; he was a swell fella who loved his kids and grandkids
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:20 |
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What does praying do? Nothing that's what, go take your attention seeking bullshit to your church and pray for your meals there. I don't want my children introduced to your weird and creepy bullshit. E; I don't have kids but you know
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:20 |
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Muerte posted:What does praying do? Nothing that's what, go take your attention seeking bullshit to your church and pray for your meals there. I don't want my children introduced to your weird and creepy bullshit. I pass a crystal three or four times over my meals before eating so I can maximize my magnetism intake. I also only eat at restaurants built on top of ley lines if I can.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:22 |
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matrix ripoff posted:
oh that's different then i REALLY hope he's dead now and that it hurt
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:26 |
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Hi, welcome to heaven. Ok let's get right to this. Baptised...check. You gave thousands of dollars to local charities, good, good. Oh! Says here you went on a humanitarian mission to nurse Ebola patients, that's great! Oops...hold on. Ooh, seems you didn't pray before you ate that fast food burrito that one time? Hmm yeah my hands are tied here. It's off to hell with you.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:40 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Hi, welcome to heaven. Ok let's get right to this. lol at this guy who doesn't understand how prayer works. You pray over food to ask for protection from food poisoning. You pray in church to get into heaven.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:42 |
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Applewhite posted:
The Lord does not appreciate you praying to pagan diarrhea gods.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:49 |
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actually OP its probably the best time to pray over food, is when its lovely fast food, the most likely kind to make you sick... wow, didn't think of that did you?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:52 |
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burritolingus posted:Should be thankful for every meal because there's someone out there not eating and hungry. How is me praying going to fix that?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:56 |
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yeah it's definitely disgusting that people believe in God and follow religious observances op
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 16:59 |
A misanthrope posted:oh that's different then i REALLY hope he's dead now and that it hurt I.... jesus what's wrong with you i'm going to pray for you TO GET HIT BY A TRUCK!!!!
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:04 |
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I just wish...just wish that for once something really bad would happen...something that would put all you spoiled brats out to pasture...something that would make you really appreciate every tender morsel that touches your undeserving lips...
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:04 |
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a starwar betamax posted:yeah it's definitely disgusting that people believe in God and follow religious observances op Wooten posted:Grog think sun okay with abortion.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:12 |
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Applewhite posted:lol at this guy who doesn't understand how prayer works. prayer is about quiet reflection and being thankful for all that u have. it isn't about wishing for stuff or trying to get into heaven. why don't you try talking to a real religious person once in a while
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:16 |
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Muerte posted:Just say Taco Bell, there is no other Mexican drive through unless you live in Mexico. I live in Arizona and there are at least 500 different variants of 'berto's' every 10 feet here.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:20 |
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Cnut the Great posted:why don't you try talking to a real religious person once in a while I can't, we don't have chipotle in canada
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:20 |
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Butyraceous posted:I live in Arizona and there are at least 500 different variants of 'berto's' every 10 feet here. I'm in Arizona as well we fall under the Mexico catigory.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:29 |
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Cnut the Great posted:prayer is about quiet reflection and being thankful for all that u have. it isn't about wishing for stuff or trying to get into heaven. why don't you try talking to a real religious person once in a while If it's about quiet reflection then why do they say it out loud? Checkmate, Christians.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:29 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Hi, welcome to heaven. Ok let's get right to this. Praying over food used to an offering to god, not to thank him for it. So these dumb fucks were offering god $4 for eternal life basically.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:30 |
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Applewhite posted:If it's about quiet reflection then why do they say it out loud? Checkmate, Christians. so taht others may know and be inspired by god's boundless glory
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:30 |
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Panniculus Rift posted:put them jesus beats in..
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:33 |
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Cnut the Great posted:so taht others may know and be inspired by god's boundless glory If God's glory is so boundless, why does he need some douchey loser to rep for him?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:34 |
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Dear Jesus, bless this chicken burrito that got torn by the girl while she was wrapping it up, and and may you bring down fiery judgement on Matt for not putting enough loving guac on. Amen.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:35 |
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happyhippy posted:Praying over food used to an offering to god, not to thank him for it. Reason: "omg thank you so much for finding this i always thought salvation would be more difficult"
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:35 |
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as an atheist..... life just makes sense. for instance
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:38 |
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Dear sweet 7lb 6oz lil baby Jesus, thanks you for this bountiful splendor before us On tha real my parents pray before meals in public all the time
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:40 |
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Applewhite posted:If God's glory is so boundless, why does he need some douchey loser to rep for him? look, i don't really know, but i'm sure it all makes sense. it's a religion that's been around for thousands of years. it's been thoroughly vetted for flaws and logical errors, and it's come up clean. otherwise it wouldn't have survived so long
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 17:40 |
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OP didn't specify to whom they were praying to. Might've been a satanic prayer, in which case that's pretty
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:13 |
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They were thankful OP
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:14 |
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lol gently caress people who believe in a higher power, amirite?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:21 |
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I ate a whole bunch of eggs and yogurt before an important meeting at work today and now I'm praying that my bowels hold up for another two hours.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:25 |
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exquisite tea posted:I ate a whole bunch of eggs and yogurt before an important meeting at work today and now I'm praying that my bowels hold up for another two hours. Are you posting this from the meeting?
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:26 |
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Applewhite posted:lol gently caress people who believe in a higher power, amirite? A higher power that cares about what loving salad dressing they will use, yup.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:30 |
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happyhippy posted:A higher power that cares about what loving salad dressing they will use, yup. God cares about everything. He is infinite, which means He has an infinite amount of time to devote to each and every one of us.
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:31 |
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Applewhite posted:God cares about everything. He is infinite, which means He has an infinite amount of time to devote to each and every one of us. he has an infinite amount of time but he clearly doesn't use it
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# ? Feb 3, 2015 18:32 |
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Applewhite posted:Are you posting this from the meeting? We're about to get started and my gut is already at a low rumble, it's gonna take a miracle to keep this in until 3.
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