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BusterBlintz
May 30, 2012

by Ralp

Dyna Soar posted:

i bet she has herpes

like, right now. huge, festering herpes blisters

I probably like this old joke/argument/comment the least. Oh she's a sex worker? HURRR HURR ENJOY YOUR CHLAMIDYA!!1!! Go write for Joel McHale.

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
what did this carmella bing do to earn the goon wrath

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

We're all pornographic dinosaurs and BusterBlintz is the new Hybrid Dinosaur

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Dyna Soar posted:

what did this carmella bing do to earn the goon wrath

She's an actual racist iirc

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
not-werewolves

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

BusterBlintz posted:

I probably like this old joke/argument/comment the least. Oh she's a sex worker? HURRR HURR ENJOY YOUR CHLAMIDYA!!1!! Go write for Joel McHale.

you know you can totally spot those blisters in some scenes?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Dyna Soar posted:

what did this carmella bing do to earn the goon wrath

black guys i think

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

BusterBlintz posted:

Honestly, have you people seen any mainstream porn from the last 5 years? None of these things exist anymore. It's hard to have a discussion about this stuff when you're setting it in 1992.

These things definitely do still happen. You still see girls making awful decisions with their bodies, although maybe not as much as you used to in professional porn. It's still a big thing with amateurs though. Guys with dumb tattoos and jewelry is something you definitely see a lot of. Music seems more common in European stuff, but it still exists and is still dumb. I KNOW spitting still exists because I have gigs of the stuff :getin: I don't know how prevalent the interracial stuff is nowadays because I don't seek it out because I don't want to watch it, but I wouldn't complain about it if it wasn't a thing.

Sounds like you just need to expand on what you watch.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

BusterBlintz posted:

The way James Deen fucks. His stupid "aggressive face" and fake slaps, trying to say "oh I'm so dominant I will FORCE the orgasm out of this girl by holding her face tight and staring into her eyes, chicks love that and I love chicks really cause I'm such a sweet guy"

Same

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Why is Asa Akira being choked in like half the scenes she is in. Regardless, drat the herp; would raw dog.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

only porn i watch now is from a cdr full of aurora snow and jenna haze scenes that i burnt at a lan party in 2003

the halcyon days of early 2000s pornography

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

BusterBlintz posted:

Honestly, have you people seen any mainstream porn from the last 5 years? None of these things exist anymore. It's hard to have a discussion about this stuff when you're setting it in 1992.

err nope the spitting thing (which is super gross) is very common today, but you must be watching the super primo high quality porn that is too good for it idk

BusterBlintz
May 30, 2012

by Ralp

Flesh Forge posted:

err nope the spitting thing (which is super gross) is very common today, but you must be watching the super primo high quality porn that is too good for it idk

Let's define our terms, gentlemen. Are we talking about guys spitting on girls, or vice versa, or girls spitting on other girls bits, or what?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Guy spitting on his own dick, or on his hand and either rubbing it on his dick or occasionally the woman's clit.

edit: Oooh, or sometimes straight onto the woman's rear end in a top hat.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I see a lot of girls spitting in both types of porn - although tbh I practically never look at hetero porn, it seems to happen whenever I do. I mean granted you gotta lube it up somehow and I guess that's yer basic pragmatism at work but that spitting thing is really just unpleasant and super debonerific

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I mean for real, people making GBS threads out their colon is the big thing in porn right now but nope, spitting is just NOT DONE

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Porn has moved on from men doing gross things to women to women doing gross things to themselves. Lol.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

She's an actual racist iirc

Is she the "YEAH gently caress ME WITH YOUR friend of the family COCK" one?

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
When they talk dirty while giving blowjobs into the camera.

"YOU LIKE THAT HUH?"
"YOU LIKE HOW I SUCK THAT DICK?"

"I WANT TO FEEL YOUR FUCKIGN CUM ON MY FACE"


Shut. The. gently caress. Up.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Is she the "YEAH gently caress ME WITH YOUR friend of the family COCK" one?

Actually when I searched I couldn't find anything that she's said that is outright racism, only a bunch of stuff alleging that she won't work with Black men, which as I said could easily mean that she is actually very much against racism.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



women

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



quote:

It smells like blood. And it tastes like raw flesh


^^^^^^^^

Article on Rosebudding

:barf:

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

Actually when I searched I couldn't find anything that she's said that is outright racism, only a bunch of stuff alleging that she won't work with Black men, which as I said could easily mean that she is actually very much against racism.
There's a big segment of porn buyers who get hugely indignant over their favourite porn girls loving black guys, so it can really gently caress up a girl's future earnings if she alienates her fanbase by bouncing on the wrong colour dick. It really is the dumbest thing in the world.

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely
All the dialogue, because "Oh god gently caress me hard" shouldn't be delivered with the same tone of voice and enthusiasm as "i need to pick up some bread on the way home."

Just shut up and get on with it.

Degenerate Star fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Feb 12, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay and i think rimming is either gross or when tasteful, boring

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010
Slapping and punching. Cant stand it.
The cream pipe action is a little disturbing as well, either in straight or gay porn

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Weener Beater posted:

Slapping and punching. Cant stand it.
The cream pipe action is a little disturbing as well, either in straight or gay porn

Is this a typo or some new depravity I haven't heard of?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

Article on Rosebudding

:barf:

Ahah holy poo poo I am so loving vanilla. I just wanna see a titty.

"Y'know what'd be hot? Seeing a chick poo poo her own rear end!" lol what

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
foot licking, ugh fast forward ughghgh too late the moment is spoiled :smith:

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

buttcrackmenace posted:

you can thank LodgeNet (the kings of hotel PPV movie rentals) for this one

their system used to print the first 24 characters or so of the movie's name on your final room bill

no one (with sense) wants to turn in a receipt to that Bitch in Accounting with things like 'FILM-CUM-SWALLOWING-WHORES-37' listed on it

hence the innocuous (and padded-out) parody names

these days PPV movies show up on yr bill as 'MOVIE-576138' or something similar

otoh adult PPV movies are ridiculously expensive as compared with normal movies - you cannae outfox That Bitch In Accounting because she knows you ain't no way you paid $14.95 to rent Beaches

This makes a lot of sense but I still don't like it.

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Germstore posted:

Is this a typo or some new depravity I haven't heard of?

lol. My bad. Cream Pie

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
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is a thing in porn I'm pretty tired of.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Big bronto areolas. Cut that poo poo off right now.

Seconding condoms. Sack up, bitch boys.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
just bring a tablet with you and use the hotels wifi to get any porn the internet can offer you instead of being a sucker and paying for the porn ppv

^masturbation protip

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Cyberball 2072 posted:

GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK

Weener Beater
May 4, 2010

Zzulu posted:

just bring a tablet with you and use the hotels wifi to get any porn the internet can offer you instead of being a sucker and paying for the porn ppv

^masturbation protip

Tried this. Ended up with a computer virus both times when using the hotel's unsecured wifi. Porn sites are riddled with them. Coincidence? I think not.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Ahah holy poo poo I am so loving vanilla. I just wanna see a titty.

"Y'know what'd be hot? Seeing a chick poo poo her own rear end!" lol what

This.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
the all new 2015 ford f-150

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
porn has become so loving unsexy. it's just deep throating and and snot and anal gaping prolapsing rear end to mouth squirting

yuck i say

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i remember this one scene i saw a few years back where the male performer had these black plastic gloves on. whats up with that?

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