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im the young stud neighbor your momma warned you about
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:18 |
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should have cast bill gates as the billionare, imo
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:19 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:should have cast bill gates as the billionare, imo
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:20 |
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VendaGoat posted:50 shades of Beige When I worked at sears in college dumb house wife sluts used to come in and ask me to make their paint more "beigey" and I wanted to murder them with my dick. Sometimes I did.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:29 |
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BKPR posted:dad grey. so what
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:34 |
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I'd rather masturbate to porn than have sex with my wife. (I like my wife)
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:45 |
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cosmicjim posted:I'd rather masturbate to porn than have sex with my wife. (I like my wife) can i have sex with her if you're not using her?
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:14 |
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E.l James made her husband read her book as she wrote it. Can you imagine him sighing in resignation as he's forced to read his wife's fantasies of taking a rich young man's huge cock into her sweaty, fat vaginal folds? Oh jeez....
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:28 |
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you can trust me when I say suburban moms are getting kinky sex on the reg.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:39 |
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Motherfucker posted:you can trust me when I say suburban moms are getting kinky sex on the reg. oh poo poo!
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:17 |
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what even constitutes as kinky anymore even? everyone I've hosed over my life has become more and more degenerate - is anybody really blown away by any of the sex in this book and under 40??
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 05:27 |
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my bike club was walking out of the pizza place tonight and there was a big lineup at the movie theater and it was mostly geezers and their wives so my friend says "50 shades of grey?" hahahahahahha
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:00 |
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numberoneposter posted:my bike club was walking out of the pizza place tonight and there was a big lineup at the movie theater and it was mostly geezers and their wives so my friend says "50 shades of grey?" hahahahahahha lol no way
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 06:36 |
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:36 |
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Nation posted:dad gay, so what
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:42 |
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al bundy didnt get any on the side
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 07:43 |
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i just want to massacre women with my dick and fists
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:00 |
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Top City Homo posted:i just want to massacre women with my dick and fists The Elder Scrolls modding thread is that way.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:06 |
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*sighs* yet another thing that mainstream society got wrong about the bdsm community *voice is muted by zipped up gimp mask as i am ridden around the room by a portly 60-year-old woman in leather chaps and a max headroom mask*
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:24 |
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"hey, you're not peg! BWWWUUUAAAHHH"
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:32 |
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I've been beating the wife for years now. This movie is kids stuff.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 08:34 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:If you read the books it actually treats S & M really weird, it's all really tame babby bitchs first butt plug type stuff but the underlying principle across all the books is that it's deviant no good stuff that the girl tricks him into not liking because it's Wrong and he's only into it because he got raped by some older lady when he was 15. It's really the boring book worm girl who wins his heart and makes him get wifed up and caked up and have a baby. So it introduces women who think S & M is light spanking and a buttplug and having a billionaire feed you hamburgers to the concept of power dynamics, while also showing that it really is just deviancy you can will out of a man through withholding sex. The movie is even more forward about this so lol if you think anyones even getting laid over this piece of poo poo.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 09:20 |
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ive been having kinky sex on the reg for years because im not a fat smalled dicked goon like most of america
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:10 |
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Relin posted:so its a bait and switch? really because none of the marketing ive seen alluded to that the later books have some hosed up poo poo, he rips out her tampon because THEY MUST gently caress and flips it across the room like wet spaghetti. Then he makes her have a baby so he can suck her tit milk
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 10:15 |
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E.L. James is the same age as most of your mothers. Kink has been way more pervasive in suburban bedrooms than you think. Your parents kept you out of their bedroom closet for reasons other than Christmas presents.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 11:43 |
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dads_work_files posted:*sighs* yet another thing that mainstream society got wrong about the bdsm community *voice is muted by zipped up gimp mask as i am ridden around the room by a portly 60-year-old woman in leather chaps and a max headroom mask*
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 13:21 |
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This is literaly a movie based on twilight fanfiction.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:19 |
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should be homer simpson
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:23 |
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Motherfucker posted:you can trust me when I say suburban moms are getting kinky sex on the reg. yeah, BDSM is basically made for middle aged fat white people so they can pretend to be interesting and delay the affairs for another 5 or 10 years I haven't read the book but I like to think of it as some con. Fresh out of college lady finds out a billionaire wants to bone her but she's not down with the kinky poo poo so she turns him in to a beta and spends the rest of her life enjoying all the money and cocaine she wants
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:24 |
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Farmers prefer fifty shades of grain.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 16:47 |
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yeah these books are like how TV and movies like to have their awards shows where celebrities pat each other on the back for being so progressive but in all their poo poo their basic message is that every woman is a heart-to-heart convo away from being a full-on, man-hating lesbian and every dude is gay if you give him some booze
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:17 |
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:yeah these books are like how TV and movies like to have their awards shows where celebrities pat each other on the back for being so progressive but in all their poo poo their basic message is that every woman is a heart-to-heart convo away from being a full-on, man-hating lesbian and every dude is gay if you give him some booze I mean... If it's REALLY good booze...
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:46 |
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bdsm seems like a lot of effort
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:49 |
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why does anybody care about this stupid sex book
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 17:57 |
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cosmicjim posted:I'd rather masturbate to porn than have sex with my wife. (I like my wife)
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:00 |
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1gnoirents posted:why does anybody care about this stupid sex book Personally I just think it's hilarious that fat middle aged white ladies are taking the bus to work in the morning, publicly reading the female equivalent to Letters to Penthouse.
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:03 |
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1gnoirents posted:why does anybody care about this stupid sex book fascism is inherent to humanity's basic needs
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:03 |
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1gnoirents posted:why does anybody care about this stupid sex book maybe i''ll get laid?
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:19 |
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Zzulu posted:bdsm seems like a lot of effort bdsm is for people whose sex drives have, through chemical abuse and physical neglect, diminished to the point where they need a complex series of psychological triggers to begin to feel arousal
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# ? Feb 16, 2015 18:26 |
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VendaGoat posted:50 shades of Beige Irvine?
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