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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

NO!
Ranch dressining
Mayo
Cherries

everything else: ok

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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
how do you not like cherries retard

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

they taste real bad

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
try a real cherry instead of the bullshit ice cream ones

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
what if they come with a nice sherly temple?

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

i hate cherries in every form and you will not sway me in this matter

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
sorry dude

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i'm a pretty picky eater

pepper is only good for seasoning, absolutely disgusting to eat

onions are only good in small portions

mushrooms are disgusting

candy is for children

etc

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
kill yourself vorik

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

nah dude i like livin

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
we don't often agree FtROW but

sexy young infidel posted:

kill yourself vorik

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I can't stand lettuce or raw tomatoes. I'm going to go smear feces on my trainset...brb.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Kasumeat posted:

Here is a comprehensive list of foods you can not like if prepared well and still not be autistic:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)
- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc
- intentionally disgusting foods like casa marzu

If you dislike anything else, you're autistic, sorry. If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.

lol anise and fennel are gross to you?

come back and remake this thread/list when youre out of middle school

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
it took me a while to come around on smoked salmon but thats the only thing i can think of

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Food is very good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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OP would you eat a dick?

mine ;)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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actually i really dont like water chestnuts

i will still eat them though

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Look at what animals eat. :lol:

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i like to eat all the food. brussels tho? seriously, lemme just eat this miserable little bitter green ball that will make me fart death, sounds great

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

gay sewer monster posted:

i like to eat all the food. brussels tho? seriously, lemme just eat this miserable little bitter green ball that will make me fart death, sounds great

roast em in a pan with oil salt n pepper

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SHARTING BEAR posted:

NO!
Ranch dressining
Mayo
Cherries

everything else: ok

I don't care for cherries either. Whenever I make a Manhattan I leave them out.

I used to dislike seafood but I am coming around to it more as I get older, thanks in part to the sardine thread.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gay sewer monster posted:

i like to eat all the food. brussels tho? seriously, lemme just eat this miserable little bitter green ball that will make me fart death, sounds great
if there bitter you're either a ridiculously sensitive baby or cooking them wrong.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
hi op, i have food allergies

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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a hole-y ghost posted:

if there bitter you're either a ridiculously sensitive baby or cooking them wrong.
when in doubt with your greens add more butter and salt and pepper

also this is interesting about taste
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2013/feb/12/are-you-a-supertaster

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
ya everyone says cook them with as much butter and salt and pepper as possible, and that just sounds like beating the dead horse of flavor

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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gay sewer monster posted:

ya everyone says cook them with as much butter and salt and pepper as possible, and that just sounds like beating the dead horse of flavor
i have a good way to make them but i need to go out and get more beer ill be back and type it up its not that hard tbh but you have to like greens to be sure

broccoli on the other hand is super easy to make tasty as heck

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

Haverchuck posted:

it took me a while to come around on smoked salmon but thats the only thing i can think of

fresh cheese, smoked salmon and grated horseradish on toast / bread owns really hard

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
oh yeah broccoli's my jam

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i will be back to type about food im going to buy a cheap six pack

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Kasumeat posted:

Here is a comprehensive list of foods you can not like if prepared well and still not be autistic:

- offal (real offal like lungs and brain, not widely-appealing stuff like heart or tripe)
- cilantro (if you're white)
- anise, fennel, etc
- intentionally disgusting foods like casa marzu

If you dislike anything else, you're autistic, sorry. If you have a problem with certain textures, you're what's considered to be low-functioning.

nah dude brain is good, just fatty as gently caress.

scrapple is the best.

as for anise and fennel, welp... dunno what to say op, you still busted.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
how the gently caress can someone not like rainier cherries?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
yo straight up brussels sprouts are incredible and i'm sorry if you've only ever had lovely ones.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I used to dislike seafood but I am coming around to it more as I get older, thanks in part to the sardine thread.

Probably the best meal I ever had was fried red snapper in Puerto Rico. I ate the entire god drat thing including the eyes

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

nomadologique posted:

yo straight up brussels sprouts are incredible and i'm sorry if you've only ever had lovely ones.

"eww a nutritious green vegetable, how gross!"
- a literal child

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
i like everything but country and rap

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

The Dregs posted:

I'll eat everything in the OP, but gently caress a raw onion.
You're missing out dude.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i could eat any green except the brussels. never tried kale

Kolos
Jul 19, 2009
I eat whatever, even some pork jelly called kocsonya or pea crabs that you can find sometimes living inside the sea urchins, those fuckers just march inside your mouth to find their deaths

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I like every food but sometimes when I eat certain ones I poo poo my pants so maybe gently caress you op?

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Portals
Apr 18, 2012

shrimps are nasty af

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