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check out this loving antechinus this marsupial (not rodent) has sex until it dies. it fucks for up to twelve hours at a time and its body eats itself from the inside to provide fuel for a couple days of boning and all its hair falls out and poo poo and then the fucker dies. the females are real loving sluts though check out this poo poo: quote:The females can store sperm for up to three days in specialized sperm-storage crypts in the ovary and do not ovulate until the end of the breeding season. Many litters have multiple paternity (i.e., several fathers contribute to a single litter). anyway, the point of this post is lol if you don't gently caress nonstop until your body disintegrates. bunch of goony loving virgin's like y'all would probably die from sex too but heart attacks from seventy three seconds of moderate activity don't loving count Tuxedo Gin fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Feb 21, 2015 |
# ? Feb 21, 2015 06:25 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:check out this loving antechinus
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 06:27 |
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i had sex for 3 and a half hours once and when i was done i felt like i was going to sleep forever and when i woke up ~15 hours later i was more sore than i ever was post-weight training for polevaulting/track poo poo imagine if your whole evolutionary chain was just years and years of getting the art of the superfuck down to a goddamn science so you could go for days and then literally die i will achieve this in my lifetime and show evolution that it is bitchmade
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:15 |
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please don't talk about your dead mother like this.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:28 |
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cabbagedude posted:please don't talk about your dead mother like this. op is obv a penguin
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:28 |
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i keep sperm in a safe deposit box
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 07:57 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:i had sex for 3 and a half hours once and when i was done i felt like i was going to sleep forever and when i woke up ~15 hours later i was more sore than i ever was post-weight training for polevaulting/track poo poo you are living the dream cabbagedude posted:please don't talk about your dead mother like this. my mother is not dead but i've heard from friends, family, and strangers that she does have a dusty crypt like vagina
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 17:06 |
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OP I am basically a lich at this point if you don't know about my life don't generalize in your OP mortal fagot.
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 17:15 |
this doesn't come close to my fetish(es) except the sperm storage crypts
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# ? Feb 21, 2015 17:20 |
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My cat died today and that makes me real sad. I just keep thinking how much he would have loved to bite down hard on one of these little rodents and have their sperm crypts burst open like a gusher (TM) . my cat loved cum
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 20:02 |
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They are called socks, OP
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# ? Feb 22, 2015 20:04 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:My cat died today and that makes me real sad. I just keep thinking how much he would have loved to bite down hard on one of these little rodents and have their sperm crypts burst open like a gusher (TM) . my cat loved cum read the loving op jesus christ did i not clearly say these are not rodents they are marsupials
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:23 |
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sometimes i wish i had died, op
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:40 |
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I thought this was a cumvase thread
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 02:55 |