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*three weeks after leaving your small village where you were teenage farmers and going camping with two complete strangers later* "My army of animals I talk to will come to your aid" says your childhood friend FAT GUY WITH AN AX "and also I am friends with wolves and I talk to them, and I have one I ride around like its a horse (even though I'm fat)(I don't talk to that one though for some reason) and I have a werewolf girlfriend now and she's magic too and I touch her boobs" "Yeah I'm suuuuuuuper sarcastic, with my bow and arrow, and I'm soooo good at gambling heh and I've been to the gambling dimension where I'm the king now or something and I'll show back up in book 5-7" says your other friend with an obvious name "We of the order of MAGIC LADIES offer to you OUR BOOBS, wait I mean THE RUNESTONE, the source of all magic and also swords" says magic lady "You must come and touch ALL OUR BOOBS I MEAN THE RUNESTONE and gain its essence and also it's implied that you have sex with us and we are total MILFS (but never in much detail), LOTS of feet discussion though
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Feb 26, 2015 05:46
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i know this fantasy wish fulfillment fapathon seems pretty superficial... so i tacked on a dark ending where everyone dies 
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Feb 26, 2015 06:03
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let me open with a description of this planet's TWOOO MOOONSSSS
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Feb 26, 2015 06:04
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I've written four paragraphs of the plot and sixteen hundred pages of scenarios where all the characters are gay and bang each other, even the ones that are supposed to never meet
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Feb 26, 2015 06:07
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"Biscuits with clotted cream and Redberry®©™ jam!" Says the innkeeper "Pulled pork sandwiches and fresh fried tubers and gravy!" agreed the blushing maiden bosomly "Apricots and frozen cow's milk surprise and jelly and sugar and cholesterol!" Chortled the town's major who likes food a lot "Delicious red ripe Redberry©®™ (the alcoholic?) beverage we all keep referring too a whole bunch in this book series" bellows the hero "Redberry©®™!!" Says fuckin' everyone "Redberry©®™!!" "Redberry©®™!!!" author suffers massive heart attack 17 books in, no where near any kind of plot conclusion
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Feb 26, 2015 06:11
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just writing out some character bios here name: age: sexual orientation: student club: favorite anime: meanest teacher: eye color:
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Feb 26, 2015 06:11
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Pick posted:just writing out some character bios here Also this is set in fantasy 17th century Germany
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Feb 26, 2015 06:15
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Also this is set in fantasy 17th century Germany After second book publishes, author fan forum spergs mercilessly pick apart minor details like the type of crossbow or pantaloons characters have and get in heated discussions of German language syntax; author's anonymous username FOOTFAN2011 leading the arguments
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Feb 26, 2015 06:22
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Gonna populate my world with some civilized species that aren't humans. While it is common to invent 'new' species by just palate-swapping humans with unusual heights, different sorts of ears and noses, maybe adding horns, funny shaped foreheads, wings or an irregular skin color, I will be daring with my unhuman creation. I will have lizard people. Of course they will have body arrangements so similar to us they're indistinguishable when squinting but hey, scales, tails and gross looking faces. Marvel at this unparalleled creativity.
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Feb 26, 2015 06:27
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so theres the good religion with the good gods, and evil religion with evil gods worshipped by the savage peoples and nonhumans
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Feb 26, 2015 06:28
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Pistol_Pete posted:Every town should have an extensive network of caves within easy walking distance of it, that are continually being infested by wolves, bandits and goblins. No townsfolk have ever explored the caverns or seriously considered the idea of just bricking the drat things up.
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Feb 26, 2015 11:21
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all minotaurs wear lap laps, as modesty is ingrained in minotaur society
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Feb 26, 2015 11:30
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city guards across the land never sleep and all have the same voice. some believe they are clones, created in a world building machine by lazy and under appreciated gods
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Feb 26, 2015 11:32
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women with curly hair and pig noses are imposed by law to work on farms to be closer to their barnyard kin
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Feb 26, 2015 11:33
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every castle in the kingdom all use the same floor plan
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Feb 26, 2015 11:35
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bandits!
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Feb 26, 2015 11:35
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Pick posted:my fetish, but for a reason F. Frank Manfred was a man ahead of his time...
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Feb 26, 2015 14:44
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TABAC
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Feb 26, 2015 18:32
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Redberry©®™
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Feb 26, 2015 18:34
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Okay so there's these giant sentient eagles that owe one of the guys a favor, but he never calls it in because reasons.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:05
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New world, old world, and pacific island crops all coexist.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:06
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There's like four kinds of animals that aren't hostile to every single living thing.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:07
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ugh what's an ecosystem cute animals are good, ugly animals are bad people who hunt bad animals are the heros my book is all about nature and animals, it's a pro environment book, it's about how we should be nice to animals that are fuzzy and nonthreatening and kill all the other ones
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Feb 26, 2015 19:10
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I am the evil wizard mastermind/demon and I'm sending you spooky dreams every night CHOSEN ONE!! Here are the locations of my armys and, my headquarters are here, yes, and this is how you defeat the demon guy in castle seven, yes good, and here are a couple lessons on how to use your magic powers successfully, great. Now, I'm out of town and I'll set my Microsoft outlook email to "out of office" but I'll be back on the 15th and that would be a good time to attack, make sure you bring the magic items from book 3 and 5 because you'll need them to open the demon gate when you get here. Haha you'll never defeat me!!
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Feb 26, 2015 19:17
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naem posted:*three weeks after leaving your small village where you were teenage farmers and going camping with two complete strangers later* can we change your username to david eddings like just for this thread
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Feb 26, 2015 19:22
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The only evil god is literally a mistake of the universe.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:22
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i dont think we should allow people to make girl dwarf characters
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Feb 26, 2015 19:24
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I'm an evil god you can tell because I'm aloof and british.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:29
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In the beginning the gods divided the world into the two equal forces of Light, which is basically a normal self-sufficient fantasy world, and Dark, which is hell monsters that exist only to destroy the Light
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Feb 26, 2015 19:30
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Angels and demons exist, and the only thing they hate more than each other is humans.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:34
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Feb 26, 2015 19:37
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Once every ten-thousand years an unholy union gives rise to a half-vampire, unearthly beautiful and superhumanly strong stalkers of the darkness, only this decamillennium it must've happened like at least forty times going by the characters
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Feb 26, 2015 19:39
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Who would have thought that the teenaged princess hates being rich and would dress like a peasant girl and sneak out her castle window and run into me, the NAIVE YOUNG HERO, and then the monsters attack and she has to flee and join my rag tag band of adventurers, and we constantly argue and she calls me "boy" a lot, but then it turns out she has awesome boobs and she's magic too and I touch her boobs??
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Feb 26, 2015 19:40
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Parallax Scroll posted:i dont think we should allow people to make girl dwarf characters Dwarfs reproduce asexually and just constantly gently caress each other in a gross drunken bearded pile.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:48
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Heh, you losers and your main protagonists who only have ONE love interest. Gotta have at least 3 - a childhood friend girl, a rich girl and an other race girl.
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Feb 26, 2015 19:48
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Mehuyael posted:Heh, you losers and your main protagonists who only have ONE love interest. Gotta have at least 3 - a childhood friend girl, a rich girl and an other race girl. (Of course other race girl doesn't really have a shot)
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Feb 26, 2015 19:52
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Applewhite posted:(Of course other race girl doesn't really have a shot) what if shes an elf stupid
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Feb 26, 2015 19:55
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Parallax Scroll posted:what if shes an elf stupid Elves don't count as "another race" they're a metaphor for the ideal white person.
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the wealthiest people simply pay to remake the world as they see fit They are called Soroserors
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