sartorial tips from the fucktard D&D idiot train (Chat Thread)

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Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

you are a class 1 american, however, with your love of cuban baseball, im beginning to have my suspicions

Quick, Redsox, Cubs, Havana: Pick 2 to play in the world series

havana pioneers vs. moscow reds

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:43

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:34

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

My Imaginary GF posted:

Quick, Redsox, Cubs, Havana: Pick 2 to play in the world series

Red Sox vs. Havana. I'm pretty sure minor league teams aren't allowed in the World Series.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:43

The Warszawa: Jun 6, 2005; Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Joementum posted:

Red Sox vs. Havana. I'm pretty sure minor league teams aren't allowed in the World Series.

this

also gently caress you migf elefantes de cienfuegos forever

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:44

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

ughhhh mike duncan can't say enrag�s either

i don't know if i'll be able to listen to his segment on the war in the vend�e if he keeps saying "vau-day"

Badger of Basra fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Mar 3, 2015

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:44

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

Raskolnikov38 posted:

gently caress I'm stupid, I started reading politoons

There you go.

Wait lets get to the core issue here

Raskolnikov38 posted:

gently caress I'm stupid

No beef just joshin'

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:46

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

if there was a way to extract rorus raz posts from it I'd never look at that awful thread again

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:50

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Raskolnikov38 posted:

gently caress I'm stupid, I started reading politoons instead of skimming. got to chuckle at a Czech moron arguing at ilych that because of stories his parents told he knows more about Norway's liquor monopoly than a Norwegian though

do you have schnapps in norway?

not like american schnapps, austrian schnapps

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:50

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Berke Negri posted:

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/2/8120063/american-democracy-doomed

yessss Matt, embrace the darkness

oh god there are so many loving words and so little content

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:50

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

My Imaginary GF posted:

do you have schnapps in norway?

not like american schnapps, austrian schnapps

ask illych he's the Norwegian, I'm the dumb fucker that spent eight hours at a tomato plant and then decided to unwind by reading the worst thread

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:52

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Raskolnikov38 posted:

ask illych he's the Norwegian, I'm the dumb fucker that spent eight hours at a tomato plant and then decided to unwind by reading the worst thread

dude quit creeping on your tomatos, they arent loving roses

like can you punch through the outer skin with your finger nail and just a tiny amount of pressure? if N your tomatos are poo poo, your tomato schnapps is poo poo, get the gently caress outta here with your fruit

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:54

Spaceman Future!: Feb 9, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm on team Kid Nintendo!

But I would also like to welcome Spaceman Future! to this thread, and hope he stays a while, and listens. What ails you, my friend?

I've got a cold and a 2 month old that will soon have a cold but I've come to terms with it. I cant resist the urge to bring up ancient hellbans like once a year though because they're p funny.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:54

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

ATTN: Exclamation Marx

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:55

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

what the gently caress is this

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:55

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Red Sox vs. Havana. I'm pretty sure minor league teams aren't allowed in the World Series.

Unfortunately, the Cubs made it in somehow. I think they had Jackie Robinson Littleleague play in their place :ssh:

No to Havana being invited to the world series because they might win. We can't lose a loving pendant to cuba, IMAGINE THE PROPAGANDA MOVIES FIDEL WILL MAKE OF IT

Joementum posted:

ATTN: Exclamation Marx

ohmyfuckinggod i answered that question incorrectly yesterday. I saw black and blue on the dress when APPARENTLY its gold and white

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:56

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

ATTN: Exclamation Marx

I keep seeing that white and gold dress what the hell

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:56

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

its tracking the distance btwn the parties over time measured in uhhhh objective ideological meters i guess

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:57

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

I keep seeing that white and gold dress what the hell

tbh i see a blue and gold dress and a blue and black dress

does that make me a bad man?

also whats it mean when a lady says everytime she sees you, you're always impeccibly dressed

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:57

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

It's 100% blue and black. Government scoentist prove this fact. Anyone who sees white have brain size of squirrel

# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:59

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

My Imaginary GF posted:

dude quit creeping on your tomatos, they arent loving roses

like can you punch through the outer skin with your finger nail and just a tiny amount of pressure? if N your tomatos are poo poo, your tomato schnapps is poo poo, get the gently caress outta here with your fruit

there were actually no tomatoes (probably because it's only March 2nd), this is when the all the agri plants in the Central Valley expand their operations

Raskolnikov38 fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Mar 3, 2015

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:00

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Raskolnikov38 posted:

if there was a way to extract rorus raz posts from it I'd never look at that awful thread again

You mean like this?

Spaceman Future! posted:

I've got a cold and a 2 month old that will soon have a cold but I've come to terms with it. I cant resist the urge to bring up ancient hellbans like once a year though because they're p funny.

Aww! Well get well soon, chum, and the same for your kid!

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:00

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

visceril posted:

It's 100% blue and black. Government scoentist prove this fact. Anyone who sees white have brain size of squirrel

so did someone beat it badly or something

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:01

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You mean like this?

I want it like how a thread is displayed in the control panel, alerting me to new posts

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:02

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Don't tell me what color I see!

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:02

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

also whats it mean when a lady says everytime she sees you, you're always impeccibly dressed

it means she's lying

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:03

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

Aliquid posted:

what the gently caress is this

im guessing its by votes cast

edit: fewer bipartisan votes, more kilopolarizations

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:03

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

it means she's lying

no see my fashion sense is the same as sinnlos and why a strong woman of color gotta be lying when a white boy is there to show off his fashion priviledge?

like seriously i think i am a hipster by accident, in that i do everything hipsters do without the hipster attitude

I'M JUST A SQUARE, A SQUARE FROM FARMLAND COME TO THE BIG CITY

Jagchosis posted:

im guessing its by votes cast

edit: fewer bipartisan votes, more kilopolarizations

evidence based method to achieve bipartisanship: unite all of america in a race war against a foreign nemesis

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:06

The Warszawa: Jun 6, 2005; Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

holy loly

Politico posted:

Another flashpoint came in 2013, when the foundation was renamed the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation, an elevation of the Clintons� daughter that struck some of the old guard as presumptuous and troubling. It was one thing, they grumbled, to add the name of a former first lady who had also been elected a United States senator and was coming off an acclaimed stint as secretary of state�but their kid?

They worried that the family was letting her use the foundation to establish herself as a serious player in her own right. She expanded the foundation mission into new causes�including curbing elephant poaching and ivory harvesting�that seemed peripheral to its core missions of fighting AIDS, climate change and childhood obesity, or Hillary Clinton�s efforts to increase opportunity for women and girls.

And some rolled their eyes when the foundation�s $250 million was invested with a firm called Summit Rock Advisers, where Chelsea Clinton�s best friend Nicole Davison Fox is managing director. The two were classmates at Sidwell Friends School, and Davison Fox interned in the Clinton White House. She later served as matron of honor in Clinton�s wedding, and her husband was a founding employee of the hedge fund started by Clinton�s husband, Marc Mezvinsky.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:13

The Warszawa: Jun 6, 2005; Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

migf i like your earnestness and gusto fwiw

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:13

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

The Warszawa posted:

holy loly

please forgive me if i can't bring myself to give a poo poo about "the old guard" being offended

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Omg they used a friends firm. Horrible.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:18

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

please forgive me if i can't bring myself to give a poo poo about "the old guard" being offended

Watch Chelsea destroy a foundation and the vault only discover empty while Hilldog is running

Altho I agree with the mission of ending elephant poaching, SAVE THE loving ELEPHANTS IF YOU WANNA STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISM

euphronius posted:

Omg they used a friends firm. Horrible.

omg the friend was selected to manage the foundations' funds without oversight, what will happen if the funds are wasted?

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:18

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

Omg they used a friends firm. Horrible.

Unprecedented.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:20

The Warszawa: Jun 6, 2005; Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Badger of Basra posted:

please forgive me if i can't bring myself to give a poo poo about "the old guard" being offended

hence the holy loly

people with sinecures bitching about people with sinecures

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:20

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

http://www.scribd.com/doc/257421120/Uber-s-Momentum-Magazine

lol uber publishes a print magazine now

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:21

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

Nintendo Kid posted:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/257421120/Uber-s-Momentum-Magazine

lol uber publishes a print magazine now

calling exploited low-wage employees partners makes me feel gross

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:23

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Badger of Basra posted:

calling exploited low-wage employees partners makes me feel gross

thats what HEB calls its employees

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:24

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Badger of Basra posted:

please forgive me if i can't bring myself to give a poo poo about "the old guard" being offended

yeah, think about how incredibly petty you have to be to quit the loving Clinton Foundation and then go cry about it to politico because they (shocker!) employed their daughter

# ? Mar 3, 2015 02:24