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I am sorry bro but if you regularly drink 2+ cups of coffee a day you arent straight edge, youre literally a drug addict.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:34 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:23 |
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I love Keurig cup coffee
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:36 |
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Lets say you're right, What do you invite people in for, a glass of cool ice water? What kind of host is that.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:37 |
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OlmanRiver posted:Lets say you're right, What do you invite people in for, a glass of cool ice water? What kind of host is that. Coca Cola made the old fashioned way (cocaine).
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:38 |
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What about the whiskey I drink every night.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:39 |
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oh well since im already a drug addict i might as well order a batch of phenazepam on the internet. see you in a couple of months, somethingawful forums!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:39 |
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JebanyPedal posted:I love Keurig cup coffee you are the coffee equivalent of a heroin junkie sucking dicks in an alleyway to pay for his next hit
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:41 |
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Actually studies have shown that caffeine extends life and expands consciousness, OP.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:42 |
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plain blue jacket posted:you are the coffee equivalent of a heroin junkie sucking dicks in an alleyway to pay for his next hit Mmm, sipping on my Keurig cup coffee. So great, just love it.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:43 |
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My mother tried to quit her two-cup-a-day habit when she was pregnant with me, but she kept halfway falling asleep on the road to work every morning. She talked to her OB/GYN about it and he advised that getting one cup a day would be better than killing us both in a car crash. Besides, it wasn't like she was addicted to crack like his Hispanic patients! Then they both laughed. So in conclusion, kill whitey. E: And Mom loves her Keurig, too. I imagine that she and 3O would get along swimmingly
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:44 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:youre literally a drug addict.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:46 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:My mother tried to quit her two-cup-a-day habit when she was pregnant with me, but she kept halfway falling asleep on the road to work every morning. She talked to her OB/GYN about it and he advised that getting one cup a day would be better than killing us both in a car crash. Besides, it wasn't like she was addicted to crack like his Hispanic patients! Then they both laughed. So in conclusion, kill whitey. How are you typing with flipper hands?
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:47 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Mmm, sipping on my Keurig cup coffee. So great, just love it. I don't drink any coffee so i get to preach rightiously Applewhite posted:How are you typing with flipper hands? voice to text grandpa!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:48 |
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I wish i had better drugs
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:50 |
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Applewhite posted:Actually studies have shown that caffeine extends life and expands consciousness, OP. Theres a bunch of back and for studies about it butttt the argument is not that it is necessarily detrimental to your health. It is the fact that it is a drug and your body physically gets addicted to it. So, just saying youre a drug addict. But, thats cool no judgement zone here.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:50 |
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it's my favorite drug, op
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:51 |
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also when i noticed i was doing 3-4 coffees a day I decided to stop. The next two days i had stupid headaches and felt like poo poo so i switched to green tea so, I am a recovering addict. kinda like a heroin addict weening off with suboxone.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:52 |
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Im gonna piss in your kerig water tank
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:52 |
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every now and then I have a coffee when i feel bad.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:53 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:in going piss in your kerig water tank *Smiles* I love my Keurig cup coffee!
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:53 |
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a messed up horse posted:it's my favorite drug, op just use it responsibly plz
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:54 |
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Applewhite posted:How are you typing with flipper hands? I use voice recognition software period also prophet tics are quite good these days period
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:54 |
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day 4 caffeine free after a massive coffee/no doz/energy drink habit feel kinda alive for once
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:55 |
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drugs are good
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:55 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:drugs are good Yeah.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:55 |
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Nonviolent J posted:day 4 caffeine free after a massive coffee/no doz/energy drink habit
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:56 |
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the only good drugs are the ones you put up your butt, namely cocks
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:56 |
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Studies have shown that caffeine leads to bigger, stronger erections in both men and women.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:57 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:drugs are good this is spawned from me picking on my friends sxe girlfriend who hates on weed and I am like "girl you drink 3 coffees and 2 redbulls a day, now thats an addiction" not hating of coffee/caffeine at all.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:58 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:I am sorry bro but if you regularly drink 2+ cups of coffee a day you arent straight edge gee loving whiz however will I live with myself
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:59 |
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she also thinks its not breaking edge to take half a xanax when she is feeling "stressed out"
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:59 |
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Nefarious posted:gee loving whiz however will I live with myself not sure if this is sarcastic or not, just to play it safe. Bro, its cool dont commit suicide i still love you even if you arent edge.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:00 |
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Nefarious posted:gee loving whiz however will I live with myself Have a 3rd cup of coffee you loving junkie.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:01 |
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"Caffeine" comes from the racist Afrikaans term "kaffer" referring to the black color of the coffee. When you ask for caffeine you are making an oppressive request.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:01 |
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is cum straitedge?
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:01 |
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Applewhite posted:Studies have shown that caffeine leads to bigger, stronger erections in both men and women. I am currently in the process of suing redbull after I had a heart attack after consuming over 4 redbulls daily and frequently felt chest pains while doing so. I am a victim of the worst drug of all: caffeine also that goon that wants someone to pee in his keurig coffee drop me a pm
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:03 |
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RobattoJesus posted:Have a 3rd cup of coffee you loving junkie. JebanyPedal posted:"Caffeine" comes from the racist Afrikaans term "kaffer" referring to the black color of the coffee. When you ask for caffeine you are making an oppressive request. my dudes.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:06 |
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yes.... op
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:07 |
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Nefarious posted:is cum straitedge? yes but not vegan.
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# ? Mar 12, 2015 14:07 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yes but not vegan. It is vegan if you eat your own semen, but if you eat other people's semen then it's not because they might not be vegan and you could accidentally be eating beef or cheese second hand which would mean you aren't vegan anymore,
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