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You are wearing steel toed boots, blue jeans and you are not wearing a shirt or gloves just your bare knuckles. How many chihuahuas could you take in a fight until they got the better of you?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:54 |
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"Ay Chihuahua!" /
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:56 |
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 22:57 |
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37
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:13 |
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are the chihuahas sick or crippled, or have limited spacial awareness and tenuous control of their motor facilities
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:14 |
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Enfield posted:are the chihuahas sick or crippled, or have limited spacial awareness and tenuous control of their motor facilities They are normal healthy chihuahuas. pussy.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:15 |
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It's actually a lot of Chihuahuas ok.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:18 |
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Like 73, easily.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:18 |
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That's my boy
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:18 |
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infinite chihuahuas
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:34 |
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how much zyklon b am i allowed to use? Because, preferably, I'd like to take them all. Chihuahuas are poo poo tier animals with ego issues. What is it with tiny, ugly dogs and hyper aggressive barking? gently caress them.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:38 |
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How do the chihuahuas attack? Are they working together, or just attacking like rabid animals?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:43 |
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I have a similar question. How many Chihuahuas would it take before a Standard John Deere tractor is disabled?
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:45 |
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By 'take' do you mean 'ingest'? Because I'd probably struggle to take even one of them if I was fighting some thing or some one
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:48 |
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who would win if a million chihuahuas fought the death star assume the death star has the exhaust port vulnerability and the chihuahuas know about it
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:54 |
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texaholic posted:just your bare knuckles I want to dual wield nunchucks. Or at least give me an aluminum garbage can lid and a pool cue.
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:57 |
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All of them, chihuahas are lame stupid dogs who bark more than they bite
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# ? Mar 17, 2015 23:58 |
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hundreds. a living carpet of asthma-hounds
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:01 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:How do the chihuahuas attack? Are they working together, or just attacking like rabid animals? The battle takes place in an enclosed space, 75% of the floor space is covered by you and the chihuahuas. The other 25% is empty a no mans land so to speak. The size adjust based on the number of chihuahuas you believe you could take. Jamoke posted:I want to dual wield nunchucks. sure blunt weapons are fine but no guns or edge weapons or john deere trractors or zyklon b gases.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 00:02 |
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where am i supposed to take them
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 04:48 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:infinite chihuahuas
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 04:53 |
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 04:58 |
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:03 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:who would win if a million chihuahuas fought the death star I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly yapped out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:09 |
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every last loving one of them, op, with only a pair of boots and a lot of moxie and by moxie i mean unquenchable. loving. rage. and then we will celebrate, op, celebrate the bloodletting of the terrible purse dogs and finally my rage may subside, if only until the shih-tzus need to be purged
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:23 |
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According to Google, chihuahuas can weigh 3-6 pounds, which is a pretty wide range. I'm going to say that I could fight at least 3x my weight in chihuahuas.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:32 |
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Honestly gently caress chiwowwows
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:40 |
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I think the chihuahuas would be too busy chewing on my glamorous boots.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:45 |
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I'm a beast master op, I'd just tame some of them and even the odds
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:49 |
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Better question: Would you rather fight 20 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 05:57 |
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What's the chihuahua to pug conversion? Something like 0.8 pugh per wahwah?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:03 |
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I vote Jason beats freddy lol WWWF 4 life
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:03 |
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ButteCysts posted:Honestly gently caress chiwowwows They'll be chiwahwahs when I'm done stomping on them.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:08 |
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4 angry chihuahuas would kill any idiot in here. One attacking your legs from the front, back, left, right and behind. You'd disable the first one just in time to fall over from the pain and then it's a matter of time before they're tearing out your eyeballs
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:10 |
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All of them.The Rage posted:Better question: A horse-sized duck would just try to rape me.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:15 |
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maybe 1 or 2 op
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:21 |
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plain blue jacket posted:4 angry chihuahuas would kill any idiot in here. One attacking your legs from the front, back, left, right and behind. You'd disable the first one just in time to fall over from the pain and then it's a matter of time before they're tearing out your eyeballs So in your mind Chihuahuas see a full sized human they need to take down and do some wolf pack poo poo? Are they known for their teamwork?
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:21 |
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that's bullshit OP. Jeans and steel toed boots versus ankle biters tip the odds forever in your favor. They can't bite you at their level. Your hands would still be hosed versus whatever number you could realistically take though. Go this thing naked and the number you could fight drops drastically. Imagine a six pound chihuahua holding on and trying to rip your balls off while the other couple dozen are shredding your ankles and achilles tendon. You reach down to get the dog off your balls and lose copious amounts of skin from your hands. You can't realistically chase a single one of them but they can catch you in an instant.
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:27 |
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100 at least 200 is probably more like it
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# ? Mar 18, 2015 06:31 |
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Are the chihuahuas part of a hive mind?
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