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jesus take the wheel! *jesus drives van into a canal*
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:35 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:10 |
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Weren't praying hard enough.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:36 |
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i believe in christ's love.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:36 |
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It's Jesus, the driving god The god that drives a car He drives around All over the town It's Jesus the driving God JESUS, LOOK OUT!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:37 |
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It wasn't a WBC van, unfortunately.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:42 |
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was a case of distracted driving.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:44 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:was a case of distracted driving. *kim answers* *jesus just breaths heavily, not saying anything*
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 14:46 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:was a case of distracted driving. What are you wearing?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:01 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:was a case of distracted driving. Her boyfriend was hispanic.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:05 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:was a case of distracted driving. A case of distracted driving in the 80's? That phone is huge.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:09 |
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This thread rules.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:10 |
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If Jesus is so great, how come Christians die? You never see a Jewish die, just sayin' they're on to something.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:16 |
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lilljonas posted:If Jesus is so great, how come Christians die? The Holocaust only killed off the weakest Jews, the ones who survived are stronger due to natural selection. Thanks a lot Hitler.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:24 |
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lilljonas posted:If Jesus is so great, how come Christians die? if jesus is so great, how come all non-christians are still alive?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:25 |
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Whiskey Sours posted:The Holocaust only killed off the weakest Jews, the ones who survived are stronger due to natural selection. Thanks a lot Hitler. The real ubermenschen?!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:27 |
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they're in heaven so it's okay. the real suckers are the survivors. they're in the material world with broken bones, incredible pain and permanent scars. lol! also devastating medical bills
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:31 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:they're in heaven so it's okay. the real suckers are the survivors. they're in the material world with broken bones, incredible pain and permanent scars. lol! they were sinners who touched themselves. even the 4 year old. ESPECIALLY the 4 year old.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:33 |
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Nostratic posted:This thread rules.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 15:59 |
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Nostratic posted:This thread rules.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:09 |
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Mash my fanny with your holy bollocks o' LORD.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:12 |
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Ape Fist posted:Mash my fanny with your holy bollocks o' LORD. currently pulling on my cock in the most godly manner possible
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:14 |
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I'm a randy handy slag for Christ's mad wicked todger, get in my son.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:26 |
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Ape Fist posted:I'm a randy handy slag for Christ's mad wicked todger, get in my son. goddam talk about christ's love
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:27 |
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I'm in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Its very gay.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:29 |
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gay-ry on my son
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:30 |
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some lady in oklahoma was on the news and the building she was in was hit by a tornado and she and a bunch of kids survived when she got them into a tornado shelter and when she was being interviewed she said god saved them literally everyone in my house started yelling at the tv about how stupid that sounded
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:31 |
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Jesus take the wheel! Wait poo poo, we can't steer! Jesus, bring back th...!
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:41 |
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This really troubled me, so I asked the Lord about it. "Lord, you said once I decided to follow you, You'd walk with me all the way. But I noticed that during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me." He whispered, "I was building a Tornado shelter, bitch."
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:42 |
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I'd rather have other dead celebrities take the wheel. Paul Walker maybe?
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:42 |
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jesus took the wheel but was drunk as gently caress
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:43 |
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I hope this happened in that dumbass state that made it legal to drive big rear end vans without a license and the driver did not have a license.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:44 |
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A misanthrope posted:jesus took the wheel but was drunk as gently caress his blood is wine. no wonder
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:44 |
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Jesus doesn't even know how to drive, in fact most modern technology would probably frighten him. No wonder they loving crashed.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:45 |
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lol when jesus returns i'm going to show him my smart phone
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:46 |
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jesus was a stone-aged caveman , ignorant of the ways of the world, but it's hard to say that his heart wasnt in the right place
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:49 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:lol when jesus returns i'm going to show him my smart phone I'm going to get jesus really stoned and we're going to co-op borderlands.
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:51 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:his blood is wine. no wonder whould you get a buzz suckin his god dick? Kuato posted:Jesus doesn't even know how to drive, in fact most modern technology would probably frighten him. No wonder they loving crashed. lol this brings up some funny imagery in my mind
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 16:52 |
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The Renaissance masterpiece "Copping a feel of Christ"
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 17:32 |
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god helps those that help themselves
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# ? Mar 30, 2015 17:33 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:10 |
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Jesus wasn't much of a co-pilot
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