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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm going to have another beer, is this thread going to be good still in half an hour

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HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm going to have another beer, is this thread going to be good still in half an hour

Shine posted:

Please goldmine this thread before it gets ruined.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug
ROFL. You got 5.

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
duncan came to win

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm going to have another beer, is this thread going to be good still in half an hour

....................

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm going to have another beer, is this thread going to be good still in half an hour

its going to be good forever

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
the wise mod gbs deserves lmao

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)

Triticum Guzzler posted:


schadenfreude is a special emotion only computer programmers can feel. it's about taking joy in the perceived or real failings of others despite an abject lack of personal success according to any metric, including your own. the unspoken basis of the desire to see others fail is a protective psychological mechanism to ensure that we, ourselves, never attempt to better ourselves or create anything. each and every one of us is more contemptible than the last, linked as a human poo poo ouroboros eating a newly pooped human poo poo in perpetuity. i have personally never accomplished anything nor has anyone felt pride in me or my actions due to my extremely myopic, embittered worldview and my wholly repellant personality. i can only ignore the deep shame i feel by constantly and obsessively documenting every action of another in a psychotic and negative way. and i love cats.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I just post on the web site, I'm not a moderator. There's no need to worry. If I don't look at pornos for a while it leaks out at night. It's sort of an off green colour and feels like pudding. I let it dry and pick it off of my leg hair and crumble the flakes between my fingers while I sit on my computer chair.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Triticum Guzzler posted:

you need to learn to love your self, and have compassion for your self.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

echronorian posted:

I just post on the web site, I'm not a moderator. There's no need to worry. If I don't look at pornos for a while it leaks out at night. It's sort of an off green colour and feels like pudding. I let it dry and pick it off of my leg hair and crumble the flakes between my fingers while I sit on my computer chair.

And you say you're not a mod?

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Greetings from the goldmine

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
holy poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
apologies all, the thread is now open again. please share with the group if you have any thoughts on the issues raised, or insights into your own behaviour

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

who unlocked this? now i'll poo poo it all up, you watch.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Now do a tumblr version

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

WarpedNaba posted:

Now do a tumblr version

what would be the reason to do that

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

pretty good

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

your behaviours are causing neurons in areas of the cingulate cortex implicated in depression and other mental disorders to become more active, causing them to be more highly developed. gbs made you mentally ill [serious]

yes. Yes.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Barry White
Jun 28, 2008

Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII
Thank you Duncan

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Barry White posted:

Thank you Duncan

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:sweatdrop:

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


its a good thread op

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

lmao

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Close this topic and permasticky right under the GBS Rules.

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Jamoke posted:

Close this topic and permasticky right under the GBS Rules.

This. Then goldmine it.

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Shine posted:

Please goldmine this thread before it gets ruined.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
how do you suppose this thread could be ruined

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
i like this thread. you're a cool guy. the human spirit turned inwards is a peculiar thing

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

unterdude posted:

i like this thread. you're a cool guy. the human spirit turned inwards is a peculiar thing

that's an interesting thing to say

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
if u wrote a book i'd prob read it

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)
what's yalls favorite part

I like the part where the guy doesn't know what pizza toppings he likes because the internet didn't give him a strong enough personality to take an opinion about pizza toppings from and also how he wants to the murder the cat with a hammer after taking pics of its rear end in a top hat because people will at least give him attention about it, and much like pet island he really doesn't give a poo poo about animals at all

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I wanna see gameplay footage with this dialogue dubbed in. I'd do it but I got poo poo to do, like washing dishes
:page3:

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