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social vegan posted:so i get a bunch of dealers and stand around in circle JOing on the weed? Does it recharge the essence of the weed and make it glow?
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MrChupon posted:Actually don't we're full. gently caress off. are you an Australian ex-pat or something?
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 08:08 |
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"Yeah... Are you around? Cool. I'm gonna need a little bitta dat ."
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 08:43 |
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yard trimmings "hey do you an eighth to a quarter ounce of yard trimmings by any chance?"
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 08:58 |
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Detective Thompson posted:Scrug. If I say deew will people come take away whatever weed I do have??
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:39 |
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Sir John Feelgood posted:"Yeah... Are you around? Cool. I'm gonna need a little bitta dat ." also i'm p sure if i asked for some sir feelgood I might get weed like if i call a bartender like on the simpsonsons and said it
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:06 |
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Röga, Smög, Brajj, Brass.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:50 |
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Zombiepop posted:Röga, Smög, Brajj, Brass. I go and ask for top brass and suddenly I have boss cop Arresting me
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:53 |
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I don't know why everyone doesn't just call it "Steve." That way you could just call up your dude and be like "hey man, is Steve over there? He is? Great! I'll be over in a bit to inhale his cock until I'm filled to the brim with his creamy goodness!"
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 15:44 |
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Call it "innocent black person"
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 16:14 |
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haris pilton posted:Call it "innocent black person" third time's the charm
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:39 |
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haris pilton posted:Call it "innocent black person" No, what you should do is point in a random direction and scream "innocent black person!" any cops nearby will go running in that direction, guns drawn, then you can just yell "anybody got some weed? I want to buy marijuana"
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:51 |
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Cops can smell weed, and can smell you when you are looking for weed. (Becasue their noses work.) You're doomed, OP. Unless you find a patsy...
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:53 |
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Cops in Portland dont pay attention to me. Ghost like swayze.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 17:55 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Cops can smell weed, and can smell you when you are looking for weed. (Becasue their noses work.) who is patsy????? cline????
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 18:01 |
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also what does it means when people tell me that cops are tryign to snatch my crops?
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 18:01 |
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We used to call it "Juan G". As in one gram. Yo is Juan G. with you? Eventually it turned into Juan Garcia and then it was all over because there's a million Juan Garcias in Texas.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 18:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulo6EC3It-E This guy knows the lingo. Call it "Bada" for Bomb rear end Dank rear end
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 18:13 |
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:third time's the charm There are plenty
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 19:05 |
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Here's a word for weed I made up ten minutes ago: plelk.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 19:07 |
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social vegan posted:If I say deew will people come take away whatever weed I do have?? No man, weed don't work like that. Just don't say it if a cop has his back turned to you, because when the word comes out of your mouth, it will enter his ear backwards and therefore he'll know you're talking about weed. psyopmonkey posted:Cops in Portland dont pay attention to me. Start calling weed 'Swayze'. It's a well-known fact police are afraid of ghosts, and Patrick Swayze's current state of being dead will spook them the gently caress out if you say his name. social vegan posted:also what does it means when people tell me that cops are tryign to snatch my crops? It means say goodbye to your corn and sorghum, sucker.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:04 |
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Toast If it's really good you say "this toast has a lot of butter/jelly on it"
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:43 |
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coordinating selling drugs using birdcalls is a real thing. i wasnt even joking alright.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:52 |
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Necros posted:coordinating selling drugs using birdcalls is a real thing. i wasnt even joking alright. i want this and to participate in this but be an actual bird and gte high and fly away from the planet so i never have to come back and clean my room again Minimalist Program posted:Here's a word for weed I made up ten minutes ago: plelk. this is good but this means we're gonna have to build up a weed network from the ground up around ur made up word bcuz current dealers probably don't know this and I don't know how to efficiently disseiminate such information
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:01 |
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Harton posted:Toast That's a sex thing where I come from. It's weird to think of it your way. Minimalist Program posted:Here's a word for weed I made up ten minutes ago: plelk. This works; go with this. social vegan posted:who is patsy????? cline???? I can't help you with this. I can't do everything for you, I just come up with the big picture ideas.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:20 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I like to say "illegal drugs" I like to do this when I'm smoking with new people. Talk into your shirt and be all suspicious about it "hand me the marijuana smoking pipe so I can smoke some illegal marijuana plants please"
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:41 |
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Volume posted:I like to do this when I'm smoking with new people. Talk into your shirt and be all suspicious about it "hand me the marijuana smoking pipe so I can smoke some illegal marijuana plants please" lol lift up the side of ur hoodie and only smoke in it and tell them it's called the pleasure dome
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 22:59 |
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:That's a sex thing where I come from. It's weird to think of it your way. Come on bro, I'm gonna need some details on the sex butter.
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 23:25 |
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social vegan posted:also what does it means when people tell me that cops are tryign to snatch my crops? those pigs are gonna blow your house down, hth
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 03:00 |
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Tickets. For example, you could ask someone if they knew where to get tickets to the game. Then when you get your tickets, you can go watch the game.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 03:08 |
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Hot Dog Day #98 posted:Tickets. For example, you could ask someone if they knew where to get tickets to the game. Then when you get your tickets, you can go watch the game. is the weed at the game?? weedball game? do i need to get box seats how about hotbox seats oh me
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 03:18 |
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Harton posted:Come on bro, I'm gonna need some details on the sex butter. It's not sex butter, so much as a complex series of movements and gyrations cumulating in something I can't really explain due to its transcendental nature. The jelly is just jelly through. Strawberry, hopefully.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 04:31 |
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Scooby Snacks was one of the funnier ones I've heard tossed around.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:It's not sex butter, so much as a complex series of movements and gyrations cumulating in something I can't really explain due to its transcendental nature. Your god drat right strawberry!
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