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SHISHKABOB posted:I could probably take a gorilla if I had the proper training and just one simple but effective tool like a knife. A guy once choked a bear to death with his hands and elbow. Makes you think.
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Apr 19, 2015 01:56
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:
it was the best chimp movie in the '90s
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Apr 19, 2015 01:58
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whenever i see a chimp i get irrationally angry
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Apr 19, 2015 01:58
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:
That kid is lucky to be alive
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Apr 19, 2015 02:00
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But the scariest ape.... is man
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Apr 19, 2015 02:01
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 dunno why you guys haven't mentioned homos, the scariest apes around. drat things gently caress like rabbits
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Apr 19, 2015 02:03
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it was the best chimp movie in the '90s Volume posted:That kid is lucky to be alive Chimps and Orangutans are two different species and Orangutans are waaay less aggressive towards other primates than chimps. Unless they think you're cock blocking them, then it's on son. 
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Apr 19, 2015 02:03
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Chimps and Orangutans are two different species and Orangutans are waaay less aggressive towards other primates than chimps. Unless they think you're cock blocking them, then it's on son. I know. I will never forgive the Philadelphia Zoo for burning the orangutans!
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Apr 19, 2015 02:12
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Chimps and Orangutans are two different species and Orangutans are waaay less aggressive towards other primates than chimps. Unless they think you're cock blocking them, then it's on son. apes are incapable of hoverhand, makes you think about what piteous cowards some "men" are
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Apr 19, 2015 02:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la1tqRM-_tw
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Apr 19, 2015 02:31
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Do you think the other gorillas saw that and said "You ain't going to be alpha anymore, you beta scrub"
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Apr 19, 2015 02:37
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carrion kit posted:apes are incapable of hoverhand, makes you think about what piteous cowards some "men" are Uh no poo poo, that was the entire premises of King Kong and Donkey Kong. They just grab the fine ladies whenever they feel like it.
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Apr 19, 2015 02:37
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what an excellent sound
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Apr 19, 2015 02:38
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so like us
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Apr 19, 2015 02:39
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an exceptionally strong human, trained in ape fighting techniques, would have a pretty good chance at taking down an ape in 1 on 1 combat, imo
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Apr 19, 2015 02:41
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I read this as Gorilla farting and kept waiting for the payoff and it never happened.
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Apr 19, 2015 02:42
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i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight
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Apr 19, 2015 02:44
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TEAYCHES posted:an exceptionally strong human, trained in ape fighting techniques, would have a pretty good chance at taking down an ape in 1 on 1 combat, imo it might be possible, but ultimately humans are the weakest of primates. we are more of a trap-setting type
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Apr 19, 2015 02:45
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carrion kit posted:what an excellent sound i wish it sounded like a drum when i did that
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Apr 19, 2015 02:45
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TEAYCHES posted:i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight Yeah that soviet ape army program never took off, stop masturbating to failed russian ideas.
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Apr 19, 2015 02:46
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yes they're crescent fresh Monkey love is best
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Apr 19, 2015 02:47
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The Taint Reaper posted:Yeah that soviet ape army program never took off, stop masturbating to failed russian ideas. im not talking about that, im talking about an american born patriot trained by in ape combat from childhood, selected for a genetic predisposition to kill chimp scum with his bare hands
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Apr 19, 2015 02:47
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TEAYCHES posted:i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight Mike Tyson posted:"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big Silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
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Apr 19, 2015 02:50
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The Taint Reaper posted:I read this as Gorilla farting and kept waiting for the payoff and it never happened.
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Apr 19, 2015 02:53
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TEAYCHES posted:im not talking about that, im talking about an american born patriot trained by in ape combat from childhood, selected for a genetic predisposition to kill chimp scum with his bare hands quote:A superintendant and monkey trainer at the Woodward Gardens in San Francisco relayed the story of a fight he’d had with a primate to the San Francisco Chronicle in 1891. One day while working in his office, the trainer heard a little girl scream. Rushing to the source of the noise, the man found that a baboon had broken his chain and grabbed a little girl. When the trainer arrived, he found the primate shaking the child like “a terrier does a rat.” Reacting quickly, the man snagged the baboon’s neck and squeezed. The animal let the girl go, and turned to bite the man choking him. The trainer kept held the primate at arm’s length and dragged it in the direction of a picket fence, where the man hoped to beat the baboon’s “brains out against the pickets.” Before reaching the fence, however, the trainer’s strength gave out and the baboon escaped his grasp. Displaying the wherewithal of a ninja, the man kicked his opponent under the chin, stunning the animal and sending him flying into the air. it's happened.
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Apr 19, 2015 02:53
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TEAYCHES posted:an exceptionally strong human, trained in ape fighting techniques, would have a pretty good chance at taking down an ape in 1 on 1 combat, imo if this isn't an 80's movie it should be
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Apr 19, 2015 02:55
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's happened. Holy poo poo.
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Apr 19, 2015 02:56
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's happened. that guy loving owns.
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Apr 19, 2015 03:01
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's happened. nice
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Apr 19, 2015 03:14
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pitbulls vs apes/chimps/whatever
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Apr 19, 2015 03:17
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TEAYCHES posted:i mean someone with the strength & speed of mike tyson and the agility & wisdom of bruce lee, trained from birth to fight apes, could defeat an ape in a fight agreed; the ape is a foolish animal
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Apr 19, 2015 03:17
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's happened. "Displaying the wherewithal of a ninja" is a hell of a phrase for 1891
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Apr 19, 2015 03:18
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i don't really like violence but if it was just a friendly sparring match between buddies then i could definitely take any monkey and at least hold my own against most apes. in a serious fight a gorilla would probably win because they have incredible determination and a champion's spirit. chimps get sloppy when they're mad though so i think i'd win because my technique is better.
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Apr 19, 2015 03:22
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OP should probably not watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes it would probably be very triggering.
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Apr 19, 2015 03:23
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i'd never fight an orangutan though they're way too cool
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Apr 19, 2015 03:24
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no man can defeat a gorilla, no matter how well trained. i think we can all agree with that
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Apr 19, 2015 03:28
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would a gorilla win most times? probably. but "no man can defeat a gorilla, no matter how well trained" is a statement id disagree with
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Apr 19, 2015 03:29
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travis was right
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travis did nothing wrong
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