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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

PuTTY riot posted:

lf lives inside all of us


cjs: might as well just piss on the floor cause that's where it all goes when i piss in the urinal nayway

You could try your mouth lol

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PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

lol

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Captain Foo posted:

You could try your mouth lol

then id just have to piss again tho

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

PuTTY riot posted:

then id just have to piss again tho

It's a vicious cycle!

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

The Piss Cycle.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

maniacdevnull posted:

It's a vicious cycle!

je suis pisse

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?

maniacdevnull posted:

The Piss Cycle.

the cjs thread

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
:phoneb: "hey we don't need as many phone lines any more, let's save some money by canceling some of them"

:phone: "well since there's time left on the contract there's actually an early termination fee that would apply"

:phoneb: "oh okay how long is left and how much would the fee be?"

:phone: "26 months and 100% of the remaining contract term. you would not be saving any money by canceling early."

:phoneb: "welp"

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
went to beans after work. it owned. nobody was there cause it's not tourist season yet.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Captain Foo posted:

Cool! What is you re pace?

11 min/mile. slow rear end balls. strictly training distance right now though, half marathon's in a few weeks

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bloody posted:

11 min/mile. slow rear end balls. strictly training distance right now though, half marathon's in a few weeks

That is slow but doing it at all is more important. Nice work dude!!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Captain Foo posted:

That is slow but doing it at all is more important. Nice work dude!!

run slow if you have to

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975

one of the more inspirational threads to currently exist

and about 12 years old

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

run slow if you have to

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975

one of the more inspirational threads to currently exist

and about 12 years old

lmao powercrazy has their probation pic for fourth post

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

syscall girl posted:

lmao powercrazy has their probation pic for fourth post

yeah, they were probated on the 11th elsewhere

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

syscall girl posted:

run slow if you have to

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975

one of the more inspirational threads to currently exist

and about 12 years old

paging black man 3

Graff
May 10, 2012

in on the ground floor for once

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Graff posted:

in on the ground floor for once

this is page 5. aka not the ground floor

Graff
May 10, 2012

jeez sorry mom i was busy

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Graff posted:

in on the ground floor for once

HOly mother of fuckballs!!! a thread nobody will ever look back on and remember other than 'that place where i tweeted but with a username that didn't have an @ in front of it'!!!!!! GROUND FLOOR BIATCH!!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

syscall girl posted:

run slow if you have to

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2932975

one of the more inspirational threads to currently exist

and about 12 years old

my mom has a hilarious story about being passed by a three-legged dog

i am wholly unconcerned by time right now. i could go run a mile in 7:xx, probably. instead, i've run over 30 miles in the past 10 days. i will go run 6 more miles on thursday. on saturday, i will go run hopefully 9-10. they will be slow miles, and i do not care.

next year, they will be fast miles.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bloody posted:

my mom has a hilarious story about being passed by a three-legged dog

i am wholly unconcerned by time right now. i could go run a mile in 7:xx, probably. instead, i've run over 30 miles in the past 10 days. i will go run 6 more miles on thursday. on saturday, i will go run hopefully 9-10. they will be slow miles, and i do not care.

next year, they will be fast miles.

gently caress yea

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

also this owns http://tindeck.com/listen/peyp

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Larry Parrish posted:

HOly mother of fuckballs!!! a thread nobody will ever look back on and remember other than 'that place where i tweeted but with a username that didn't have an @ in front of it'!!!!!! GROUND FLOOR BIATCH!!

samr

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

running is great, doesnt matter if youre fast or slow

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

:agreed:

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

running is great, doesnt matter if youre fast or slow

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

scientifically proven to relieve stress and fight depression

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

its like drugs, but the side effects are that you become healthier, stronger, more attractive, and live longer

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

cjs: last day is thursday.
Automated half of my tasks with great documentation this week so I don't have to rely on fools to take over for me. :toot:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You're a human being, dude. Look at me, posting about running in the job thread, because I have so much time to run, with my job-less-ness. Get real.

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Larry Parrish posted:

You're a human being, dude. Look at me, posting about running in the job thread, because I have so much time to run, with my job-less-ness. Get real.

one knuc is more than enough

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

nope, i have a cool job making a deece 6 figgies that gives me the work-life flexibility to run on a tuesday afternoon :)

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

one knuc is more than enough

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
this ain't no party

this ain't no disco

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
loving hate running. running sucks

such bullshit that it's so good for you

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bloody posted:

nope, i have a cool job making a deece 6 figgies that gives me the work-life flexibility to run on a tuesday afternoon :)

i grokk all of this

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



walking is healthier than running

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

triple sulk posted:

walking is healthier than running

quoting sulk :ohdear:

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
i like bicycling because it's fun to go to different towns

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

triple sulk posted:

walking is healthier than running

biking is more fun than walking* or running because you go faster

*) unless you're walking someplace new, then walking is better because you can look at things better

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