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You are my one true friend. Your delicious, classy ways are second to none. I wouldn't dream of mixing you with water or anything else. I can get you for $10 a handle because you are so generous. Such is your power that spending time with you renders Quentin Tarantino movies entertaining. I love you, Bourbon.
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# ? May 3, 2015 22:54 |
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Also unlike my GF, over the course of 10 years, Jim Beam took my job, my health, my money, my apartment, my relationship with friends and family, my youth, my self-respect and dignity, my hope, and put me in the hospital. Thanks for nuthin, Jimbo!
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# ? May 3, 2015 22:57 |
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Jim Beam is scrub-tier bourbon.
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# ? May 3, 2015 22:57 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Jim Beam is scrub-tier bourbon. it's good for the price basil haydens if you're willing to splash out
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:00 |
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i'm taking a break from drinking until i take a solid poo poo though
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:04 |
If your going to be cheap go with Evan WIlliams, Ancient Age 10 star, or Old Grand Dad. I'm not drinking anything Kid Rock indorses.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:20 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:Ancient Age 10 star this was my jam before i murdered myself
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:24 |
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I had a Manhattan today. Bourbon is good.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:41 |
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I am currently in possession of a bottle of pappy vanwinkle 23 year that i got like 5 years ago when it was appropriately priced. It is now worth like 10x more than it should costs because its in demand and when i finish my bottle i will sell the empty for nearly 200 dollars so a sleezy bar can sell 30 dollar shots of canadian club to hipsters. its not that much better than the woodford reserve imo.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:44 |
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I had some knob creek rye whiskey earlier today. Not quite bourbon but still awesome.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:46 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Also unlike my GF, over the course of 10 years, Jim Beam took my job, my health, my money, my apartment, my relationship with friends and family, my youth, my self-respect and dignity, my hope, and put me in the hospital. Thanks for nuthin, Jimbo! Don't blame your inability to handle The Bean on The Bean. Shameful.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:51 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Don't blame your inability to handle The Bean on The Bean. Shameful. you ever been to an aa meeting? the entire idea is to blame the liquor. its pathetic
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:54 |
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Blue Train posted:you ever been to an aa meeting? the entire idea is to blame the liquor. its pathetic not as pathetic as your self-hatred, manifested outwardly by a hatred of all white people.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:57 |
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skeletonotherkin posted:If your going to be cheap go with Evan WIlliams, Ancient Age 10 star, or Old Grand Dad. I'm not drinking anything Kid Rock indorses. old grand dad is pro choice. a true, let's say robust drink, for real men. another good choice for bourbon on the cheap is ezra brooks
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:59 |
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Blue Train posted:you ever been to an aa meeting? the entire idea is to blame the liquor. its pathetic Not as pathetic as going to AA though.
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# ? May 3, 2015 23:59 |
Try working out for a natural high, op.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:02 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:not as pathetic as your self-hatred, manifested outwardly by a hatred of all white people. thats not how its manifested; thats just common sense SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Not as pathetic as going to AA though.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:14 |
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I had some 20 year-old Pappy Van Winkle recently. It was great, but not $60 great.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:14 |
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bourbon is my only friend
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:17 |
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Android Bicyclist posted:I had some 20 year-old Pappy Van Winkle recently. It was great, but not $60 great. its like this with a lot of drinks, im not a bourbon connoisseur so i cant tell the difference between 9.9/10 and 10/10 but if i pretend that i can tell the difference around other people then ive gotten my moneys worth
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:18 |
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I hate the taste of alchohol, so buying the expensive poo poo is never worth it when a $6 of Evan can get me crunk.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:52 |
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Android Bicyclist posted:I had some 20 year-old Pappy Van Winkle recently. It was great, but not $60 great. nothing on earth is worth that much per pour. bourbon needs like a decade to cool off again. nobody gave a poo poo about bourbon in the vodka crazed 90's/early 00's and production of batches maturing now was too low for current interest.
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# ? May 4, 2015 00:53 |
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i dont like to water my liquor down... reported
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:01 |
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Basil haydens is no buffalo trace
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:25 |
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I like Buffalo Trace as well, I pick up a couple bottles whenever I'm in the States. Sucks Canada doesn't make any bourbon, its expensive as gently caress to buy imported US bourbon up here.
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:33 |
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psyop, bringin' the funny!
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:34 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:I like Buffalo Trace as well, I pick up a couple bottles whenever I'm in the States. Sucks Canada doesn't make any bourbon, its expensive as gently caress to buy imported US bourbon up here. Canada does make a brown that was the most godawful thing I ever tasted. E: Ah, Lord Calvert
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:35 |
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ITT we are hipsters talking about bourbon.
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:36 |
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I enjoy caramel bourbochiatos
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:38 |
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:41 |
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Im gonna get a lot of mileage out of that last one.
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:41 |
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You have some pretty strong opinions about Jim Bean.
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:42 |
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asdf
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:45 |
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Jim beam is pretty loving horrid though
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:48 |
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NotAnArtist posted:Jim beam is pretty loving horrid though Its very very bad. Its a good way to tell if someone is a bitch or not. Some shots of really lovely liquor will tell you about the discipline and stoicism of your compatriots. Make a bitch face or moan about the taste; Order a cheap shot to test them out. Then if they cut the mustard, start ordering the good stuff.
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# ? May 4, 2015 01:52 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Canada does make a brown that was the most godawful thing I ever tasted. I've never seen or heard of this stuff. BC liquor store website says they don't carry it either.
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