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Huge Fucker Bitch posted:Hulk have a big dick. NOTHING compared to ducks
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Huge Fucker Bitch posted:Hulk have a big dick. it actually shrinks which is why he so g dang pissed off v small dink
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May 6, 2015 15:09
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Dyna Soar posted:because donald is a duck and ducks don't wear pants they don't wear jaunty little sailor caps either
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May 6, 2015 15:10
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Dyna Soar posted:NOTHING compared to ducks you dont know that. he might have a giant green corkscrew schlong.
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May 6, 2015 15:11
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Dyna Soar posted:because donald is a duck and ducks don't wear pants they aren't supposed to wear hats or shirts either
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May 6, 2015 15:14
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Huge Fucker Bitch posted:Hulk have a big dick.  http://i.imgur.com/EAcTwed.gif
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May 6, 2015 15:14
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I thought she was just faking the emotion to keep Bruce under control, as an objective. Not that anything she says about herself actually upsets her at all.
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May 6, 2015 15:18
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I would like to point out that if Thor flew around by spinning his hammer around like the sexiest helicopter ever it would still be a less dumb way to fly than what he does now.
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May 6, 2015 15:24
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Scarjo good but... avengers bad?!
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May 6, 2015 15:25
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blainestereo posted:I would like to point out that if Thor flew around by spinning his hammer around like the sexiest helicopter ever it would still be a less dumb way to fly than what he does now. "hammer"
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May 6, 2015 15:27
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the response is weird because black widow explains her attraction in the movie anyway, she likes him because hes has immense power but doesnt want it, in direct contrast to all the men shes met who are desperate for power
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May 6, 2015 15:30
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"power"
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May 6, 2015 15:30
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The next Captain America movie should be a two hour long character study into Steve Rogers' struggle to come to terms with his sexuality. The only fight scene involves the All American Hero violently beating a male prostitute in a dingy motel room before staring at his shield and breaking down in tears. Tell me you wouldn't watch the poo poo out of it. Post credits scene has Steve rambling about poo poo on a couch with Bruce Banner slumped on a chair behind him rolling his eyes and doodling in his notebook.
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May 6, 2015 15:49
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Outrail posted:The next Captain America movie should be a two hour long character study into Steve Rogers' struggle to come to terms with his sexuality. don't post
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May 6, 2015 15:54
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I'm going to hate myself for asking but where did the last bit if the gif come from?
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May 6, 2015 15:55
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Nefarious posted:don't post If you feel challenged by this then maybe you're just the sort of person who should watch it.
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May 6, 2015 15:57
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Outrail posted:If you feel challenged by this then maybe you're just the sort of person who should watch it. I don't want to be "challenged" in a summer blockbuster. I just want to see hot lady butts, big biceps and cool action.
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May 6, 2015 16:06
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Blizzy_Cow posted:I'm going to hate myself for asking but where did the last bit if the gif come from? a porno
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May 6, 2015 16:11
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Decebal posted:I don't want to be "challenged" in a summer blockbuster. I just want to see hot lady butts, big biceps and cool action. What if we have a torrid sex scene with Black Widow trying to gently caress the gay out of Cap, then Hulk busts in all jealous and they beat the poo poo out of each other causing massive collateral damage throughout downtown San Francisco, culminating in the destruction of the Golden Gate Bridge and a Naval destroyer?
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May 6, 2015 16:12
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Blizzy_Cow posted:I'm going to hate myself for asking but where did the last bit if the gif come from? Probably Hawkeye doing the camera work
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May 6, 2015 16:15
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Serious Frolicking posted:she aint a monster for picking hulk. hulk sexiest one there is, which is saying something considering the grade a beefcake in these dumb movies.
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May 6, 2015 16:15
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Outrail posted:What if we have a torrid sex scene with Black Widow trying to gently caress the gay out of Cap, then Hulk busts in all jealous and they beat the poo poo out of each other causing massive collateral damage throughout downtown San Francisco, culminating in the destruction of the Golden Gate Bridge and a Naval destroyer? The First Amendment guarantees your right to gay ship as much as you want
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May 6, 2015 16:17
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this is the best day of my life
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May 6, 2015 16:23
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Decebal posted:I don't want to be "challenged" in a summer blockbuster. I just want to see hot lady butts, big biceps and cool action. look guys, this is why movies all suck until around october
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May 6, 2015 16:33
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if every piece of media you consume HAS to 'challenge' you then youre probably a massive oval office IRL
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May 6, 2015 16:38
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it doesn't have to challenge me but if I go in stoned as gently caress and still manage to see glaring plot holes and stupid writing then jesus it must really be bad
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May 6, 2015 16:45
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Moola posted:youre a massive oval office
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May 6, 2015 16:45
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thor turned around in mid flight by throwing his hammer the other way thor cant turn around in mid flight by throwing his hammer the other way hes not really flying so dry
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May 6, 2015 16:46
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Moridin920 posted:it doesn't have to challenge me but if I go in stoned as gently caress and still manage to see glaring plot holes and stupid writing then jesus it must really be bad The movie had zero plotholes, you must not know what a plothole is. Or you were too hosed up to actually pay attention. Jarvis's backup auxiliary mode was probably the only thing they didn't explain properly, but poo poo like that exists for actual computers just incase poo poo gets hosed up. The stock market systems use stuff like that. The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 16:51 on May 6, 2015 |
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What'd I give to be Black Widow in this gif...
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May 6, 2015 16:50
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The Taint Reaper posted:The movie had zero plotholes, you must not know what a plothole is. Or you were too hosed up to actually pay attention. I haven't seen it yet I was just judging based on previous movies. Iron Man 2 was okay but the super obvious Audi product placement was too much. There's a whole bit where the bad guy throws a concrete slab onto the freeway and some car smashes into it because they brake but slide in anyway, then a moment later the bad guy does it again except this time it flashes to a panicked mom and her kids in an Audi, her foot hitting the brake pedal, and the car safely stopping right before it crashes. Like jesus guys the R8 that gets driven around the whole movie wasn't enough you had to literally put a 10 second car commercial in the middle of an action scene?
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May 6, 2015 17:07
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Moridin920 posted:it doesn't have to challenge me but if I go in stoned as gently caress and still manage to see glaring plot holes and stupid writing then jesus it must really be bad Moridin920 posted:
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May 6, 2015 17:10
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 sorry all the movies previous were lovely I'm not spending $20 on a lark because maybe this time it won't be
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May 6, 2015 17:13
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Moridin920 posted:
how have you not realized to gently caress off yet
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May 6, 2015 17:14
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Nefarious posted:how have you not realized to gently caress off yet idk it's pretty funny how mad you guys are getting over a lovely comic book movie
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May 6, 2015 17:18
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Moridin920 posted:Iron Man 2 was okay but the super obvious Audi product placement was too much. There's a whole bit where the bad guy throws a concrete slab onto the freeway and some car smashes into it because they brake but slide in anyway, then a moment later the bad guy does it again except this time it flashes to a panicked mom and her kids in an Audi, her foot hitting the brake pedal, and the car safely stopping right before it crashes. Like jesus guys the R8 that gets driven around the whole movie wasn't enough you had to literally put a 10 second car commercial in the middle of an action scene? Yeah, there were visible logos all over the place in this movie. And there's always gotta be a moment where a product is mentioned aloud for a joke; in this case Stark's "Hello Deere" to the tractor. I suppose it's better than Ninja Turtles on a Victoria's Secret billboard.
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i'm only mad your parents were too chickenshit to abort you
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Moridin920 posted:idk it's pretty funny how mad you guys are getting over a lovely comic book movie all your posts are poo poo
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May 6, 2015 17:20
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lol GBS is sensitive about avengers I guess
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Moridin920 posted:lol GBS is sensitive about avengers I guess go to harvard law about it
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