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http://www.theonion.com/graphic/pros-and-cons-of-the-greek-system-38515 One of their best in a loooong time.
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God drat it, who's the mole? 
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Volume posted:God drat it, who's the mole? You are.
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Volume posted:God drat it, who's the mole? After much research and many attempts, I've found the correct answer is "Who cares?"
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May 4, 2015 01:29
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The correct answer is to fall in love with the large Russian and live happily ever after. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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My favorite Film Standard was the Citizen Kane one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLPB3SP57ok
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Volume posted:God drat it, who's the mole? There's a result where it's revealed there is no mole and it was just a way to get you to a surprise birthday party.
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Volume posted:God drat it, who's the mole? I got a solution with David Brewster, code named "Chair." By saying he framed William Kingsley. After the accusation he totally admitted to it too.
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This is perfect in every single way.
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Softface posted:We Put A GoPro On A Sparrow We Threw A GoPro At Our Stepdad
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Guy Who Died Playing ‘League Of Legends’ In Internet Café Really Starting To Ruin Game For Other Patrons
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Evil Mastermind posted:Guy Who Died Playing ‘League Of Legends’ In Internet Café Really Starting To Ruin Game For Other Patrons International Business Times posted:Police couldn’t confirm how long the man had been dead but say his corpse had begun to stiffen by the time police arrived. He may have been dead for several hours. Once authorities removed the body, players in the café continued their games as if nothing had happened. Wu said footage from the café showed the man physically struggling before he collapsed.
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This joke never gets old: Amazing: Time-Lapse Video Shows How A Flower Grows
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Relax. The Beautiful Woman You See In The Thumbnail Will Show Up Eventually. Said thumbnail: 
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Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo It's a year old, but it's a classic.
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ultrafilter posted:Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo Just as good as it was last year.  Also, Clickhole does it again. http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-sci-fi-wonders-could-actually-be-built-your-life-2349 Edit: How have they not run out of these, yet? I'm still laughing like a moron. http://www.clickhole.com/article/these-common-household-items-could-kill-you-if-you-2366 Double Edit: http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing-time-lapse-video-shows-how-flower-grows-2399 The firetruck is back! 
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Are You A Gym Rat? How bad do you like to sweat?
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About the Onion instead of from the Onion, but I thought this thread might find it interesting: Area Media Company Makes Money.
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What Is A Super PAC?quote:Q: How much does the average super PAC spend?
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How Much Of A Procrastinator Are you? Worth it just for the phrase "Zuckerberg's Famous Distraction"
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Owlkill posted:How Much Of A Procrastinator Are you? Came here to post this. I'm upset that one of the options isn't "I'm taking this quiz from work and my boss is standing behind me telling me I'm fired for procrastinating."
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Owlkill posted:How Much Of A Procrastinator Are you? I fully expected the joke to be that you are not a true procrastinator if you finish the quiz.
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Holy poo poo. Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn Blame Breakup On Hectic Sex Lives
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The Oral History of Michael Jordan's 'Flu Game' DRAGONHEART!
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A new Clickventure awaits you! Join This Cult! Is there anything better than garbage and food? Let's find out! Jet Jaguar has a new favorite as of 06:20 on May 8, 2015 |
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Jet Jaguar posted:A new Clickventure awaits you! Join This Cult! I'm just wild about Mischief Man.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I'm just wild about Mischief Man. Me too.
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"You go on to live a long and healthy life. It is a life filled with garbage and food."
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I'm just wild about Mischief Man. Man, I wish the cult guy at the beginning was more persistent. My son's keep getting executed for treason!
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Youtube version:  And now for more of that Onion surrealism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqDLcYkQ54U
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Did The Onion discontinue their iOS app or something? It just crashes when I refresh and I can't find it on the App Store anymore.
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Total Weirdo Spends Mothers Day at Cemetery
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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Holy poo poo.
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loving amazing.
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Want a shirt that says "Budget Conscious Johns"
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 Look Out, Spotify! More And More Music Lovers Are Listening To Whispers From The Caves At The Edge Of Town This is going to be one of those weeks, isn't it?
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