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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

gg Red Balls you had like two thirds of the possession and did not a loving thing with it

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

"Big stars on the field here...Chris Wondolowski...Kaka"

Umm John one of these is not like the other.

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Let's gooooooo, Quakes!

E: hey idk, maybe those boards should be padded or something, but what do I know?

DoHimJob fucked around with this message at 00:23 on May 25, 2015

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I still remember that fall Le Toux (?) took a few weeks back where I could've sworn he broke his arm on one of those. :barf:

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
Not a great game for Orlando so far. Sloppy in possession. Hines/St. Ledger have done pretty well at clearing some dangerous balls, but I'm still anxious to get Collin back.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

This is a game between two teams: poo poo and poo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I was about to ask why Innocent Emeghara wasn't playing today, but I see now that his knee exploded and he died. RIP.

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
Orlando is definitely playing pretty poo poo today. Is this normal level of poo poo for san jose or are they off too

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL

trem_two posted:

I was about to ask why Innocent Emeghara wasn't playing today, but I see now that his knee exploded and he died. RIP.

As is customary with our DPs. MPG went down a few weeks after we brought him in last year and it ended his season.

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL

Reject posted:

Orlando is definitely playing pretty poo poo today. Is this normal level of poo poo for san jose or are they off too

This looks about right for us. :/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sure is awesome how sand keeps exploding up from the turf.

Yes, I realize the irony.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh goddammit Brek.

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Lol, gently caress off Brek.

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
welp gently caress.

orlando: we don't make v. good decisions.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get hosed San Jose

(Please don't miss this and make me look stupid Orlando)

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Reject posted:

welp gently caress.

orlando: we don't make v. good decisions.

Lucky for you, the same can be said for the Quakes

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
That's the most Quakes poo poo in the loving world. :(

EDIT: LMAOOOOOOOO

DoHimJob fucked around with this message at 01:40 on May 25, 2015

Reject
Nov 4, 2002

trem_two posted:

Lucky for you, the same can be said for the Quakes

impressive display of sportsmanship from san jose imo

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Reject posted:

impressive display of sportsmanship from san jose imo

Nice of you guys to return in kind yet again

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And we're back to Orlando being the dumbfuck team.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

And you get a penalty and you get a penalty and you get a penalty and EVERYBODY gets a penalty :sun:

Reject
Nov 4, 2002
orlando keepin' it fair.

very gentlemanly

DoHimJob
Nov 30, 2005

GIANT SPACEBALL
Ahahahaha, glorious.

100 for wondooooooo!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress you Wondo

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

wondo loving owns

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Wondo 💯

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
That'll be truly the most Wondo highlight reel moment.

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

here you go taters

http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2015-03-14-seattle-sounders-fc-vs-san-jose-earthquakes/recap

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That's gotta be a record for fastest yellow, right?

Reject
Nov 4, 2002

whypick1 posted:

That's gotta be a record for fastest yellow, right?

Paterson, at least from the limited amount I've seen him, plays pretty dumb. His first touch all season involved tripping over the ball with no one really near him.

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

Eelface posted:

wondo loving owns

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

San Jose did something stupid, Orlando did something stupid, and everyone goes home with a point.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Wondo is a big bitch.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Clown car defending.

Also blatant push in the back but whatever gently caress cascadia

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
How in the gently caress is Olsen gonna start like five guys that haven't seen more than 45 minutes al year? This is dreadful. Again.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

joshtothemaxx posted:

How in the gently caress is Olsen gonna start like five guys that haven't seen more than 45 minutes al year? This is dreadful. Again.

Everyone died and we sent the Kickers instead.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wait, if the Kickers are in Portland, who the hell played Jacksonville in the Open Cup today?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

whypick1 posted:

Wait, if the Kickers are in Portland, who the hell played Jacksonville in the Open Cup today?

Probably the U-23s or something idk

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
This game is giving me flashbacks to two years ago help me I'm seizing up

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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Seattle won despite Dempsey & Martins botching 3 good chances and we get saved by Pappa... I don't understand the Sounder fans who want to get rid of him.

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