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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Is Cena going to call him a fat homo and post pictures Owens in a dress and say it's his mother?

I know what KO stands for

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Over under for how long it takes John Cena to make a fat joke - 9:10

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Action Shakespeare: Mar 25, 2010; TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

they gave him time to do a promo, john

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

YOU GOT BEAT

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Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

Oh gently caress it's Southern Cena

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Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

I wish Owens would just punch Cena in his stupid face before he even says anything

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Literally nobody called that "match of the decade".

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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

YOU GOT BEAT
YOU GOT BEAT

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

The entire world is talking about him because he beat you

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

It's true Jhon, you got beat

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

Cena's a whinin' rear end bitch boi

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

cena: i'm your kid's real dad lol

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

John Cena is 💩

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triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Cena gets promos all the time, let someone else talk for once

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4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

I think you'll find Roman Reigns was in the match of the decade, john

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Owens just nodding along like,"Well duh" is great.

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

UHHHHHHHH Cena you didn't lose. He didn't even pin you.

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Banjo: Jun 7, 2006

Tell me you had the flu, John. It's the only reasonable explanation

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The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

He doesn't want it John!

He's been very clear on this!

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

John Cena's a fuckboi

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Wait what?

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

He's been pretty clear about not wanting that belt though

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

cena: kevin, your new nickname is mister poopy!

cole: wow guys, hashtag poopy is now trending on twitter

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

John Cena deserves the NXT Championship

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

the W word

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

You're both wearing black t-shirts, dummy

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

WHY HASN'T HE POWERBOMBED HIM YET

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Action Shakespeare: Mar 25, 2010; TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

WHAT IS A MAN

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

what the gently caress is cena talking about

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Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

John Cena = JC = Just Crying

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Call him a bad father, John.

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

A real man gets placed on a mega pedestal by Vince McMahon

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Banjo: Jun 7, 2006

JOHN CENA IS A BETTER FATHER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

John Cena can feel your son.

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

lol

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Holy poo poo, Cena said the W word!

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

OHHHHHHHHH poo poo CENA FIRING SHOTS

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