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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Torrannor posted:

Lol, the national team is no longer officially called "Die Nationalmannschaft", it's "Die Mannschaft" instead.

http://tv.dfb.de/player_frame.php?view=11306&startplaying=true

Raider heißt jetzt Twix.

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Torrannor posted:

Lol, the national team is no longer officially called "Die Nationalmannschaft", it's "Die Mannschaft" instead.

At least they didn't rename it to Die Sturmabteilung

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFuKE6Hdzg&t=52s

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Torrannor posted:

Lol, the national team is no longer officially called "Die Nationalmannschaft", it's "Die Mannschaft" instead.

can't wait for some tasty mannschaft

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Torrannor posted:

Lol, the national team is no longer officially called "Die Nationalmannschaft", it's "Die Mannschaft" instead.

:what:

Why?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



historically, adding 'National' to the name of a German group was a prelude to a disaster

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004

Katana Gomai posted:

I am proud of my fellow Kölnspeople

Going to have to disappoint you, or do I not count as an ausländer?

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

mackintosh posted:

At least they didn't rename it to Die Sturmabteilung

Have you seen our forwards lately?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Gold and a Pager posted:

Going to have to disappoint you, or do I not count as an ausländer?

if you've lived in Köln for less than 11 years you're an Immi and aren't allowed to call yourself Kölner (consequently, I'm an Immi, too, because I moved here just seven years ago) but other than that we're all Kölnsmen, brother

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

jfc this "die mannschaft" poo poo is loving embarassing, goddamn

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

System Metternich posted:

jfc this "die mannschaft" poo poo is loving embarassing, goddamn

its a friendly, chill out. Besides look at that line up so many key players missing.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Lord of Garbagemen posted:

its a friendly, chill out. Besides look at that line up so many key players missing.

I meant the terrible rebranding efforts of the DFB, but it works for the match as well, you're right :v:

or was this one of those dreaded "jokes" i cant tell

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

System Metternich posted:

I meant the terrible rebranding efforts of the DFB, but it works for the match as well, you're right :v:

or was this one of those dreaded "jokes" i cant tell

No, i thought you were talking about the match, my bad.

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

The Manshaft still bad at friendlies, news at 11.

I didn't even watch it, lol

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

Healbot posted:

If anyone is interested in watching the Germany - USA friendly in Cologne, there's still (lots of) tickets left.

Prices range from €45-100. I wonder why so few people jump on this irresistible offer.

Money well spent

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Myron posted:

The Manshaft still bad at friendlies, news at 11.

I didn't even watch it, lol

you didn't miss much, khedira and podolski are both dreadful. Belarabi looks good though

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

elbkaida posted:

Money well spent

still got 40k people to show up, for gently caress's sake

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

DFB Pokal 2015-16, 1st round (yes, that was tonight):

Meister Oberliga Westfalen - SV Darmstadt 98
FC Carl Zeiss Jena - Hamburger SV
Arminia Bielefeld - Hertha BSC
FC Viktoria Köln - 1. FC Union Berlin
VfB Lübbeck - SC Paderborn
SV Meppen - 1. FC Köln
Bahlinger SC - SV Sandhausen
VfL Osnabrück - RB Leipzig
Hallescher FC - Eintracht Braunschweig
Energie Cottbus - 1. FSV Mainz 05
Stuttgarter Kickers - VfL Wolfsburg
HSV Barmbek-Uhlenhorst - SC Freiburg
Hansa Rostock - 1 FC Kaiserslautern
Sportfreunde Lotte - Bayer Leverkusen
MSV Duisburg - Schalke 04
Rot-Weiß Essen - Fortuna Düsseldorf
FC Kickers Würzburg - Werder Bremen
FC Erzgebirge Aue - SpVgg Greuter Fürth
BFC Dynamo Berlin - FSV Frankfurt
FSV Salmrohr - VfL Bochum
SSV Reutlingen - Karlsruher SC
FK Pirmasens - 1 FC Heidenheim
Chemnitzer FC - Borussia Dortmund
SpVgg Unterhaching - FC Ingolstadt
SV Elversberg - FC Augsburg
FC Nöttingen - FC Bayern München
FC St. Pauli - Borussia Mönchengladbach
KSV Hessen Kassel - Hannover 96
Holstein Kiel - VfB Stuttgart
TSV 1860 München - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
Bremer SV - Eintracht Frankfurt
VfR Aalen - 1. FC Nürnberg

Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004
Yay America! I was impressed at the turnout. More Americans live in Cologne than I realized. Also, :lol: we beat y'all.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Gold and a Pager posted:

Yay America! I was impressed at the turnout. More Americans live in Cologne than I realized. Also, :lol: we beat y'all.

Yea Cologne has a huge expat crowd, the Irish pubs are full of them. You'd probably get a kick out of roaming the city during Gamescom in a couple of months, too, because drunk US video game execs, designers and journos litter every part of town lol

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

Katana Gomai posted:

VfR Aalen - 1. FC Nürnberg

Wow, we might actually make it past the first game this time.

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Really happy about Viktoria's draw as well, they have a legit chance of progressing. I might go see that game if I feel like getting murdered by Union hools

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nippythefish posted:

Wow, we might actually make it past the first game this time.
Yeah, Aalen is doable unlike such strong teams as Duisburg, Sandhausen, or Havelse.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

frankenfreak posted:

Yeah, Aalen is doable unlike such strong teams as Duisburg, Sandhausen, or Havelse.

a bit tongue in cheek my post was. Also, RIP Pinola. At least we purchased a new "striker" that was good enough to score a point last season!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nippythefish posted:

Also, RIP Pinola.
I'm really excited that his replacement is a defender from the Romanian league. That worked so well last time we signed one.

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

frankenfreak posted:

I'm really excited that his replacement is a defender from the Romanian league. That worked so well last time we signed one.

who was the last one?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33l3fCGrBhs

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nippythefish posted:

who was the last one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S32-WN9MQ

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES

oh god, I had no idea he was Romanian. He was a paid saboteur imho.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

nippythefish posted:

oh god, I had no idea he was Romanian. He was a paid saboteur imho.
He was Brazilian, but played in Romania for Steaua.

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!

Katana Gomai posted:

Really happy about Viktoria's draw as well, they have a legit chance of progressing. I might go see that game if I feel like getting murdered by Union hools

Are you confusing Union and BFC? How does a Regionalliga team have a legit chance vs a solid 2.Liga side and since when does Union have hools?

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

elbkaida posted:

Are you confusing Union and BFC? How does a Regionalliga team have a legit chance vs a solid 2.Liga side and since when does Union have hools?

Well they could have drawn a solid 1. Liga side, for starters. :v: I did confuse them with BFC w/ regard to hools though, sorry about that. All the better for me, I think I'll attend that game.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Reading rumours about Veh returning to Frankfurt while Quälix is on his way to manage 60. :iamafag:

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Healbot posted:

Reading rumours about Veh returning to Frankfurt while Quälix is on his way to manage 60. :iamafag:

Yep, the return of Veh is a joke and Magath going to 1860 will definitely end up hilariously.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Healbot posted:

Reading rumours about Veh returning to Frankfurt while Quälix is on his way to manage 60. :iamafag:

:neckbeard:

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
The only way I can come to terms with 60 avoiding relegation this year is if Magath manages to get them relegated next year.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Surely you mean promoted.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Breitenreiter to Schalke? That's surprisingly reasonable of them, it can't last.

Infected
Oct 17, 2012

Salt Incarnate


Dunban posted:

The only way I can come to terms with 60 avoiding relegation this year is if Magath manages to get them relegated next year.

For once I agree with you. Magath loving up at 1860 just has to happen.

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Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Breitenreiter was the clubs' backup solution in case all other managers rejected the offer.

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