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will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Eric Gregg lives on

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Oh poo poo two down

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Please don't Petit

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
The gently caress was that? Pedroia didn't get hit there, what bullshit.

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer
Not posting in the thread for the last hour and a half because I jinx no hitters apparently. Not doing it again. Waiting to post this until he gets it or allows it.

Either way, Heston. Wow.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that was not near the plate

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

one more strike please!!!!!!!!!!!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

mets

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

New Concept Hole posted:

FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

the no-hitter strike zone lol

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
No HITTER!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:siren: no hitter! :siren:

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
Okay, that last one was a strike maybe, but I'm pretty sure Tejada had already walked by that point

Anyway, GG pitcher

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I don't know who that is.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Chris "Who the gently caress is Chris Heston" Heaton throws a no hitter!

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

WP: Rob Drake (1-0)

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Scob posted:

the no-hitter strike zone lol

Yeah but it's for a team I like so :lol:

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
What a lame bunch of umpiring that was.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ice To Meet You posted:

I don't know who that is.

ASG NL Starter.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Cards get a no no on a called strike ball 5. Nice.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

This is the 4th consecutive year a Giant has thrown a no-hitter. :smugdog:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

davecrazy posted:

Cards get a no no on a called strike ball 5. Nice.

Cards?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Inspector_666 posted:

Pinch hit Colon.

This reminded me, the last AL pitcher to pinch hit (I believe) was George Brett's brother Ken.

Who happened to actually be a kind of decent hitter, .262/.291/.406 for his career. I'd probably take that over most bench players.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Oh boy, were gonna get two no hitters in one night.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Giants whatever.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

davecrazy posted:

Cards get a no no on a called strike ball 5. Nice.

this hatred of the cards is getting a little out of hand guys

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
The Giants DFA'd Chris Heston for Jeff Francoeur and then picked Heston back up because no one wanted him.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Congratulations to Chris "Charlton" Heston, I guess?

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007


Eh, they're both equally bad teams.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

davecrazy posted:

Cards get a no no on a called strike ball 5. Nice.

He still could have gotten a no-hitter if the guy had walked

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ice To Meet You posted:

Eh, they're both equally bad teams.

One's black and orange bullshit, the other's red and white bullshit, completely different.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

New Concept Hole posted:

The Giants DFA'd Chris Heston for Jeff Francoeur and then picked Heston back up because no one wanted him.

Baseball owns.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Chris Young is throwing a no hitter but I wouldn't be too disappointed if they pulled him after that inning.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Also, the Giants have a contract with Baseball Satan, whose powers only extend to baseball, while the Cardinals have theirs with Actual Satan, who is worse.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Don't worry, the Braves are worse than the Cardinals or the Giants. And I'm not even an NL fan!

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
i want to beat up sandy alderson in real life.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Infidel Castro posted:

Oh boy, were gonna get two no hitters in one night.

p likely, twins have been slumping hard since the brewers took that series.

real frustrating when its wasting really good starts.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Dubious posted:

p likely, twins have been slumping hard since the brewers took that series.

real frustrating when its wasting really good starts.

Doesn't help that the entire bottom of the lineup is a loving black hole with the bat most of the time anyway.

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Ice To Meet You posted:

Eh, they're both equally bad teams.

They are very different! The Giants win the title every other year while the Cards just make the NLCS every year.

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