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I dont drink beers slow anymore, i drink each beer in one go and wait 20 min or so between each i guess cos i used to have spirits and make em strong, i mean people do shots its kinda the same prolly just usual gbs goon pathetic human being alco oval office ily gbs
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thanks for the contribution retard
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:51 |
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SECOND POSTTT e: gently caress third post??
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:51 |
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Nonviolent J posted:thanks for the contribution retard
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:52 |
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mods rename op "Contribution Retard"
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:52 |
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basement jihadist posted:SECOND POSTTT not
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:52 |
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thanks for the thread retard. ask your loving mom moron
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:53 |
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life is tough sometimes
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:53 |
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just take a loving shot instead of drinking a roll's worth of bread to get drunk, i don't know what you think you're changing except getting fatter
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:54 |
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that is a little childish, but you can adult things up a bit by using a beer bong
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:54 |
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real men have it injected into themselves
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:55 |
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and yeah it's a very adult way to act ; kids just dont do that poo poo man they smoke dank now; babies be sucking on the titties since the day they was born
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:56 |
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"oh I drank like 1000 calories of beer last night instead of maybe 200 of liquor, it's more socially acceptable though even though I was still drunk and an idiot"
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:56 |
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have you considered butt chugging?? it's very sophisticated
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:56 |
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Adults don't have to ask this stupid poo poo. They just stomp around yelling like, "Rar rar rar, you'll never get a girlfried. Rar rar rar, I wish you'd never been born."
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:58 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:"oh I drank like 1000 calories of beer last night instead of maybe 200 of liquor, it's more socially acceptable though even though I was still drunk and an idiot" i drank twoshots last night and i was pants pissin drunk
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 08:59 |
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I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question. id prolly slam beer if i could
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Frankenstyle posted:Adults don't have to ask this stupid poo poo. They just stomp around yelling like, "Rar rar rar, you'll never get a girlfried. Rar rar rar, I wish you'd never been born." i like this post
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:00 |
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basement jihadist posted:have you considered butt chugging?? it's very sophisticated If you aren't butt chugging you might as well sit at the kiddie table.
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Nonviolent J posted:I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question. what about shotgunning
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burritolingus posted:If you aren't butt chugging you might as well sit at the kiddie table. i'm trying to break it softly... it takes a real expert
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Nonviolent J posted:I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question. i don't think an adult male should weigh 120 lbs unless you're like 5' even
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:03 |
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basement jihadist posted:what about shotgunning unless youre talking about sharing smoke i dont know what shotguning is
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:03 |
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what you wanna do is down that amber ale and in quick succession down 2 waters. 2:1 is the ratio i learned in england and they have a healthy relationship with liquor
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:05 |
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Hey guys I did SESSION DRINKING last night and drank like 2000 carbs over like 4 hours instead of just having a couple shots and getting the same buzz. PS drive me to the store I can't fit into my pants anymore.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:05 |
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you might also want to wear a diaper to the pub
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:06 |
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Nonviolent J posted:unless youre talking about sharing smoke i dont know what shotguning is laaaaame
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ThaGrandCow posted:Hey guys I did SESSION DRINKING last night and drank like 2000 carbs over like 4 hours instead of just having a couple shots and getting the same buzz. PS drive me to the store I can't fit into my pants anymore. Did you read this you idiot Nonviolent J posted:I weigh like 56 kg and i have a super metabolism so weight gain is not even an option, and beer (coronas only) does not give me hangover at all because of the water content so barely a hangover compared to throwing up all the next day, so shots are out of the question. --------------------------------------------- Aesop Poprock posted:i don't think an adult male should weigh 120 lbs unless you're like 5' even suck my dick and look at my skinny frame you human being ------------- Aesop Poprock posted:laaaaame Sorry i dont live in the USAnus
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:12 |
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Nonviolent J posted:Did you read this you idiot I remember when I was 18 too! Enjoy your 12 months of free metabolism.
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:14 |
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Solid thread... Getting my post in on the first page so people see me in the Comedy Goldmine 🎉
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Nonviolent J posted:Sorry i dont live in the USAnus
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ThaGrandCow posted:I remember when I was 18 too! Who doesn't unless you're under that or have memory loss? fuckface goin on 28 years of matabolising and not being a fat gently caress
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amityville anus posted:dont think you can get away with besmirching my last name ily bae
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:17 |
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Nonviolent J posted:Who doesn't unless you're under that or have memory loss? how tall are you man cause I know being a sallow skeleton is a netherlands thing but it's not necessarily healthy or good looking, regardless of how much beer you drink
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:18 |
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netherlands?? i am underweight, no doubt, no denying that makes your dick look bigger
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:19 |
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i think the last time i was 120lbs i was like 12, op must be a dwarf
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:24 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:i think the last time i was 120lbs i was like 12, op must be a dwarf oh im a dwarf, a dwarf with my dick in your loving face
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# ? Jun 12, 2015 09:27 |
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Nonviolent J posted:makes your dick look bigger but does it make it bigger?
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Nonviolent J posted:oh im a dwarf, a dwarf with my dick in your loving face all you have to do is stay above ground and this will never happen, forums poster Shasta Orange Soda
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