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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Testosterone

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

because you have an old man fetish

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
They divorce and find the freedom they've always been looking for.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Dza posted:

They divorce and find the freedom they've always been looking for.

This as well

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
to stick it to women just a little bit more

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


money

if they don't have money they look way worse hope this helps

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

they aren't getting better looking you're just getting gayer

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

prison gon be hard on durst

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wear sunscreen

BisQuicken Deluxe
Oct 22, 2013

george clooney is hot :allears:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

why is op a dumb idiot

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
athelethes and musicians get worse looking with age.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

NecroMonster posted:

they aren't getting better looking you're just getting gayer

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

The older men get, the more they look like Sean Connery. The older women get, the more they look like Sean Connery.

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
actually men look there best at 21 yo and its all down hill from here op

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry


Because gently caress you, that's why.

Cabrini-Green Tea
Aug 20, 2009

wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
Because women aren't people like us, op

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Because evolution: The men who looked hot when old fathered the most kids.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
rugged features develop over the years so that the womans don't have to feel as bad about looking at the living corpse of a date rapist theyll wake up next to almost every day

TheDeviousOne
Sep 11, 2001
Women definitely go downhill appearance-wise a lot faster than men. Probably because once they are no longer fertile, hormones signal them to start looking like grandma's; whereas men remain fertile long after women of the same age have reached menopause.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Only choice men get hotter, most of them get dumpier, we just don't show them on the tee-vee

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Because women make 71 cents on the dollar and people with more money age better. It's a broken system folks

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
Because wrinkles go to the ballsack, OP.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Because men's skin has more elastin or something so it wrinkles less and looks better if it is wrinkled/creased. also all kinds of other poo poo

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. - Captain Hook

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
Because straight men are gross as hell and only fancy women who look like teenagers

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

ole beetlejuice shrunken head rear end

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
testies

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Willem Dafoe wonders that too.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Blue Train posted:

because you have an old man fetish

Was gonna say "most don't", but this is a better response.

eldridge cleaver
Apr 11, 2015

by Lowtax
I was much cuter as a baby.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
If you're going to smoke, which you should, don't smoke menthols.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Stoic Commie posted:

If you're going to smoke, which you should, don't smoke menthols.

duh. smoke weed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Matey posted:

duh. smoke weed

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
And cigarettes

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
genetics, exercise, health awareness. We don't all age well. Typically if you take care of yourself when you're young and you look good, you can do the same when you're old and still look good.

Also don't smoke cigarettes UNTIL you're old.

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Beats me but I'm looking forward to hitting my 40s and loving chicks with daddy issues. That is going to be a ton of fun

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