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you can have a fun summer movie without it being a retarded over focus grouped turd of a movie
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:52 |
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ChogsEnhour posted:lol just turn ur brain off, why would u think when u go to a movie? why wud u want people to be interesting, it just gets in the way of the dinosaurs fighting. film shud have just been 2 hours of explosions and dinosaurs riding biks lol turn your brain off permanently, shitbrains
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:53 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 18:58 |
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i bet $1 that bird's species is dead or dying
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:00 |
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:01 |
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Phobic Nest posted:It is kind of funny how the movie shits on most of its sponsors. The only product I can think of that seemed unironically portrayed as "good" was the Coke Andy slurped from. Verizon's mocked for sponsoring dinos; Starbucks, Brookstone and all the overpriced shitslingers are hocking JP merch in the promenade because of course they would, but Coke is shown unattached to all that. The fact that it was an old-fashioned glass Coke bottle probably wasn't an accident. Was Jeep a sponsor? Because Jeeps irl rust like crazy and are useless without regular maintenance, but the movie made the old JP jeeps look rad as gently caress.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 19:06 |
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Highbrow Slick posted:Seriously though there were so many great characters in the original - Wayne Knight, Sam Jackson, Jeff Goldblum, even the lawyer, the kids, & the main actors were compelling/funny. Pretty much every role in Jurassic World was a wet fart. Movies can't have characters anymore because characters are based on stereotypes and stereotypes hurt feelings
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:00 |
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Ramsus posted:Movies can't have characters anymore because characters are based on stereotypes and stereotypes hurt feelings unless the character is fat going so far as to make an entire movie based on "lol the main character is fat"
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:03 |
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I liked the "parents getting divorced" subplot that had about two minutes of screen time
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 21:10 |
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im not the only one who saw this for free right? i'd never pay for it.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 21:39 |
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afeelgoodpoop posted:im not the only one who saw this for free right? i'd never pay for it. where do you think you're posting right now lol
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 21:49 |
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babypolis posted:you can have a fun summer movie without it being a retarded over focus grouped turd of a movie Everyone should just go see Mad Max for the third time.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:05 |
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in the super gay hollywood ending they should have just had all the raptors burst in and start ripping everyone apart. Then run the credits. I would hazve been a lot more satisfied at the end also his raptor-taming powers were so loving retarded. As if it wouldn't have had him for dessert straight after owning that big dinosaur
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:09 |
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Dude, it's a loving theme park so of course there is going to be a Starbucks in there.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:12 |
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It should have ended with the reveal that Chris Pratt is actually a fat retarded kid and the whole story was just what he made up playing with plastic dinosaurs in his sand box.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:12 |
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Entropic posted:It should have ended with the reveal that Chris Pratt is actually a fat retarded kid and the whole story was just what he made up playing with plastic dinosaurs in his sand box.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:13 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:jurassic hurled jurassic swirled [like turds (in a toilet)]
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:18 |
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Entropic posted:It should have ended with the reveal that Chris Pratt is actually a fat retarded kid and the whole story was just what he made up playing with plastic dinosaurs in his sand box. This but the sandbox clearly has cat turds in it.
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 22:22 |
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Show me on the map where the super-raptor destroyed your 7-11
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 23:08 |
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garfield hentai posted:I liked the "parents getting divorced" subplot that had about two minutes of screen time Haha, I totally forgot about that until reading this, just a totally irrelevant bit that was never mentioned again
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# ? Jun 15, 2015 23:34 |
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Kandak Sayaqa posted:Was Jeep a sponsor? Because Jeeps irl rust like crazy and are useless without regular maintenance, but the movie made the old JP jeeps look rad as gently caress. Good point, I have no doubt they wanted money from Jeep but I can't imagine they'd pay much to showcase early '90s vehicles. Still, it fits with that Coke and "old=good" mentality.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 05:09 |
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Unless a bazillion toys, candy and games come out of this, it cannot be compared to the original
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 05:17 |
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Wicker Man posted:Unless a bazillion toys, candy and games come out of this, it cannot be compared to the original Well there's already Jurassic World legos and a Jurassic World lego game, so there's that? If you want something on the level of Trespasser then I don't know if your wishes will come true though.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 06:08 |
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ppl it was intentional on the filmakers parts because the movie is anti consumerism. god!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 07:55 |
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Just finished watching it where the gently caress was Jeff goldblum.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 08:31 |
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it was okay.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 09:25 |
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your rear end sick world
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 09:30 |
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of course its crap no name director and big name sequel i just watched goodfellas and i tell you THAT is a good movie you fuckin clowns
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 09:33 |
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LeoMarr posted:Just finished watching it where the gently caress was Jeff goldblum. Life didn't find a way
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 09:34 |
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Jurassic Deus Ex Machinas: All day Every day
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 09:58 |
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drat you goons. Now I have to spend 5 bucks to watch it after class today. 5 $ Tuesdays rock.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 18:55 |
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Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. poo poo man, it should've been used for a villain, cause of how loving scary and cruel it was. Also, this series taught me to never trust fat people when running a dino park. Bad things happen.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:09 |
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I watched Jurassic World then immediately walked into the Mad Max theater afterwards. That was a good Saturday of movieing
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:25 |
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"Have kids... It's worth it" what the gently caress edit because of course a woman without children is a worthless oval office, don't want the kids watching this film to think anything else!
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:43 |
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Wicker Man posted:Unless a bazillion toys, candy and games come out of this, it cannot be compared to the original they need to make a "dino damage" version of the super t rex which as you may recall was a feature of a children's toy where you could rip off an animals flesh and expose the bones and tissue beneath
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:52 |
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Kandak Sayaqa posted:Was Jeep a sponsor? Because Jeeps irl rust like crazy and are useless without regular maintenance, but the movie made the old JP jeeps look rad as gently caress. This is the least stupid part of the whole useless subplot of "douche and aspie run from superdino", but it does contribute to the feeling that this was one of the dumbest movies released in the past few years.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:54 |
Ramsus posted:Movies can't have characters anymore because characters are based on stereotypes and stereotypes hurt feelings Actually its because the global market prefers easily understood action movies to dialogue-heavy films subtitled in Chinese, Korean, etc.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 19:57 |
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They really hosed up the first movie by not making Hammond a total shitlord who actually hated his grandkids like in the book
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 20:07 |
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haljordan posted:They really hosed up the first movie by not making Hammond a total shitlord who actually hated his grandkids like in the book You don't do that to the knighted director of Ghandi.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 20:12 |
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Was anyone else disturbed by that assistant's really hosed up death? Like, it was really brutal and like lasted like a whole minute, with screams and thrashing. Yes! Well, not terribly disturbed, but I really questioned what exactly she did that was so bad that warranted such a brutal death, especially when the main "villain" gets an off-screen death with blood splattering on glass. Yeah, she wasn't keeping a close eye of the kids she was in charge of, but they also ran away from her.
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# ? Jun 16, 2015 20:17 |