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http://www.asciiartfarts.com Found this while looking for something else, and was intrigued by the range of subjects covered in these farts of ASCII art. So far there are 5372 of them dating back to 1999, and touching on subjects ranging from the new COSMOS show: pre:. . + : . : _ I THOUGHT THE COSMOS REMAKE WAS OKAY EXCEPT . ! ' (_) I FOUND THE FOUR-MINUTE SEQUENCE AT THE END ,|.' WHERE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON RECOUNTED HOW - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - CARL SAGAN TRIED TO MOLEST HIM IN ITHACA ,`|'`. REALLY OVERWROUGHT AND DEPRESSING , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o pre:_________ /' /| / / |_ / / //| /_________/ ////| COLUMBINE / COLUMBINE | _ _ | 8o////| | /'// )_ | 8///| COLUM-YOURS / AND COLUMN-MINE |/ // // ) | 8o///| / // // //,| / 8//| / // // /// | / 8//| / // // ///__|/ 8//| /.(_)// /// | 8///| (_)' `(_)//| | 8////|___________ (_) /_\ (_)'| | 8/////////////// (_) \"/ (_)'|_| 8///////////// (_)._.(_) d' Hb 8oooooooopb' `(_)' d' H`b d' `b`b d' H `b d' `b `b d' `b d' `b pre:. . . . . -)------+====+ . -)----==== ,' ,' . . . `. `.,;___,' . `, |____l_\ _,.....------c==]""______ |,,,,,,.....____ _ . . "-:______________ |____l_|]''''''''''' . . ,'"",'. `. . -)-----==== `. `. LS . -)-------+====+ . . . . NOW THAT THE SUPER BOWL'S OVER WE CAN ALL CONCENTRATE ON HOW GREAT STAR WARS EPISODE VII WILL BE SINCE THEY'LL BE SURE TO CAST PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN IN A SIGNIFICANT ROLE OH OHHHHHHHH pre:tQn | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (STROKING)
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:45 |
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when it comes to ascii, you have to be willing to draw the line somewhere
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:47 |
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:49 |
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pre:_.-'~~~~~~`-._ / || \ CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE / || \ TO FOCUS ON THE DRUG ADDICT, THE OLD MAN | || | WHO'S PRACTICALLY FALLING ASLEEP WHILE | _______||_______ | READING LINES, AND THE lovely YOUNG ACTOR |/ ----- \/ ----- \| WHO'S NOW A lovely OLD ACTOR / ( ) ( ) \ / \ ----- () ----- / \ / \ /||\ / \ / \ /||||\ / \ / \ /||||||\ / \ /_ \o========o/ _\ `--...__|`-._ _.-'|__...--' | `' |
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:06 |
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:13 |
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:43 |
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pre:,-. :_.' PRINGLES HAVE RIDGES (NO ACTUALLY THEY DON'T) *pop*,--. |--| | | | | jg | | __ `--' (_(
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:18 |
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:25 |
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i think theres one frame of this where her boob says BOOB but i'm going blind trying to see it almost there
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:29 |
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pre:_.---._ .' / '. / _/ \ / .-'` '. \ WHO WERE THE CHEESE SKIRTS .' | ^ _ ^ | '. .' \ _ / \ / '.___.' '. | _.' '._ \ | .' `"---"` '. | \ | | / \ | | | | / \ | :--"""--: | /` ) | | | | ( / \.'-.....-'./ \ / .' / ;|:| \ '. | .-._ \_.-' .' / ' . : '. '. / | \``` .' ; \ `: \ \ ' '. .--'\ | ' ' . `-._ /`;--' /_.' . `-. | `--` / \ \ \ .' ' '-. | \ ' ' __\ | '. . _.-' `) / '-._ _.-' `| .-` _.' `'--....____.--'| (` _.-' jgs / | | \ `"` \__/ \__/ WHO INDEED "IT'S AN OFFER YOU CAN REFUSE BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T"
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:30 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:
Every comic has a new one. :o Edit: code:
Jabberlock fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jun 30, 2015 |
# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:36 |
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This is the one that started it allcode:
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:49 |
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I just checked it out the other day and noticed they stopped on 3-9-14 RIP ascii art farts it let out its last shart e: code:
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:53 |
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I love how The Office was able to stay relevant throughout all those years
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 23:28 |
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 23:36 |
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Ok GBS our plane is herepre:/\ /__\ // \\ |/____\| I AM THE HOMO PLANE !!!!!!!!! | | DELIVERING HOMOS TO LOCATIONS | | | NEAR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | /| | |\ / | | \ / | | | \ / _ | | _ \ / /[|| | ||]\ \ / |][|| ||][| \ / |][|| | ||][| \ / |__|| ||__| \ / | || | \ |________| || |________| |______| |____|
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:19 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:31 |
the format makes it look kind of like yospos
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:36 |
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pre:NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA __.--'\ \.__./ /'--.__ _.-' '.__.' '.__.' '-._ .' '. / \ | | | | \ .---. .---. / '._ .' '.''. .''.' '. _.' '-./ FAG \ / MAN \.-' ''mrf
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:38 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:44 |
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ascii art is the best art.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:46 |
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My favorite one so farpre:,-._.-. /_,._,._\ DEAR EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK: \`-._.' / SHUT THE gently caress UP ALREADY hjw \_____/
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:49 |
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Have an anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1HG4X-NY (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:54 |
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a shameful waste of a day
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:33 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:56 |
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i discovered ascii art farts through jerkcity in like 2005 i think? good stuffcode:
RISCy Business fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jul 1, 2015 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Ok GBS our plane is here Oh good, the train's arrived, too! pre:CHOO CHOO THE GAY TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION \ [ ][ ][ ][ ) `- - - - - - - - -.._ ``-.._ _. ._ ``. .'' ``. `. / \ `. . . \ | | \ . . \ \ / jT `. `. .' `._ `._ _.' ``-.._ _ _ _ _..-' ``-.._ `. \ _..- - -.._ . .'' ``-.._ | .' ``-.._ . .' ``-.._ / / ``-.._ _.-'' / ``- - - -'' / .' _.' --''
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 16:48 |