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oldpainless posted:Real question, who is bram? Well if TNA plays their cards right, they're hoping to be able to announce soon just who Bram is - a guy they just signed to a Multi-Year Deal!
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Jul 3, 2015 05:31
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I looked it up, Bram's finisher is a lifting DDT called 'the Brighter Side of Suffering' I'm assuming he came up with that and nobody at TNA was smart enough to say "but Bram, that's loving stupid"
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DynamiteKidd posted:I looked it up, Bram's finisher is a lifting DDT called 'the Brighter Side of Suffering' Instead, they heard that name, considered it carefully, and then offered him another multi-year deal! We can only hope he signs another soon.
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Jul 3, 2015 05:59
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I'm worried about Bram's TNA future guys, give me some good news, please. 
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Great White Hope posted:I'm worried about Bram's TNA future guys, give me some good news, please. i know this is bram's thread and i don't want to steal his thunder but Bob "Ruff" Ryder may have more multi-year contracts in the pipeline  big news for TNA. Extremely big.
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How do you talent? Bob 'Ghost' Ryder last seen making open calls for wrestlers on Omegle
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Jul 3, 2015 06:22
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I'm laughing a lot at the idea that Jay Lethal would want to go back to TNA. Besides there's no room for him or a new developmental, because all contracts are currently being written out for Bram to sign.
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Jul 3, 2015 07:07
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Rumor was that the Bram-contract meme was injured in a moonsault. GOOD NEWS! The catchphrase has been signed through August 2015!
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Jerusalem posted:I'm laughing a lot at the idea that Jay Lethal would want to go back to TNA. Even before TNA was a smoldering wreck Roderick Strong was given a choice between the two and went with ROH
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Jul 3, 2015 07:21
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Guys, I'm delighted to announce I have signed a multi-year deal with PSP that will keep me posting here well into October!
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Jul 3, 2015 07:28
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Breaking Bram He is the one who knocks (your skull in)
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quote:THE REGIME SIGNS BRAM
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Jul 3, 2015 09:19
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knock knock who's there bram, and i'm here to sign a new multi year deal for tna impact wrestling
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Jul 3, 2015 09:25
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What's black, white and red all over? I don't know but Bram has just signed a new multi-year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling
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Jul 3, 2015 09:29
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A guy walks into a bar and signs Bram to a new multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling
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Jul 3, 2015 09:30
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What do you say to a black jew? "Bram just signed a new multi-year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling".
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Jul 3, 2015 09:31
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His name is Bram, and he loves to sign multi year contracts with TNA Impact Wrestling.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:34
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What do you call a guy who just signed with WWE? Not Bram - because he just signed a new multi-year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:34
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A three legged dog walks into a old west bar and shouts "Holy smokes Bram just signed a new multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling"
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Jul 3, 2015 09:35
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I love the smell of Bram signing a multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling in the morning.
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I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest signing for TNA in the history of our nation. 1 score year ago, a great Englishman, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to thousands of Mecca fans who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But one year later, the Mecca still is not free. One year later, the life of the Mecca is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One year later, the Mecca lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One year later, the Mecca is still languished in the corners of American society and finds himself an exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition. . . . Multi year deal! Multi year deal! Thank God ALMIGHTY! Bram has signed a multi year deal!
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Jul 3, 2015 09:48
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Anime Curator posted:how many years are left on his contract as of right now Multiple.
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Jul 3, 2015 09:49
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I've only just gotten up has Bram resigned yet?
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Jul 3, 2015 09:49
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Doc, you gotta help me, I got a serious case of the Brams. *doctor puts his hand on my shoulder* I'm sorry, this will be a multi-year deal.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:01
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Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed, To see such sport, And Bram just signed a brand new multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling
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Jul 3, 2015 10:08
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Don't know if its been mentioned yet, but that one fella, Bram, oh yeah baby, he's locked in to a new contract with Total Nonstop Wrestling Impact Wrestling.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:18
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Re-signing is often much harder on the Bram.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:20
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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of Bram's new multi year contract with TNA.
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Jul 3, 2015 10:25
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great wrestler Bram just signed a multi year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Bram."
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Jul 3, 2015 10:25
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:Re-signing is often much harder on the Bram. 
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Jul 3, 2015 10:28
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I liked the part in Terminator Genisys where Bram signed a multi-year deal with TNA Impact Wrestling.
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Jul 3, 2015 13:17
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Bram Stoker's Multiyear Contractula
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Jul 3, 2015 13:21
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 One elephant went out to play And signed a multi-year deal with TNA
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Judge Dixie: *Consider yourself in Contempt!* Nut Bunnies: *Colonel Bram, did you sign a multi-year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling?* Judge Dixie: You *don't* have to answer that question! Col. Bram: I'll answer the question! [to Nut Bunnies] Col. Bram: You want answers? Nut Bunnies: I think I'm entitled to. Col. Bram: *You want answers?* Nut Bunnies: *I want the truth!* Col. Bram: *You can't handle the truth!* Col. Bram: Son, we wrestle in a ring that has ropes, and those ropes have to be run by men with charisma. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Hulkamatt? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Samoa Joe, and you curse the Carters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Samoa Joe's leaving, while tragic, probably saved viewers. And my wrestling career, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves ratings. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in the PunchSport Pagoda, you want me in that ring, you need me in that ring. We use words like buyrates, merch, workrate. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who watches and posts under the blanket of the very entertainment that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you lace up a pair of boots, and rehearse a spot. Either way, I don't give a drat what you think you are entitled to. Nut Bunnies: Did you sign a multi-year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling?! Col. Bram: I did the job I... Nut Bunnies: *Did you sign a multi-year contract with TNA Impact Wrestling!?* Col. Bram: *You're Goddamn right I did!*
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Did you hear about that Polish submarine? It signed Bram to a multi-year contract.
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Bram gets sidelined with a career ending carpal tunnel injury from all this re-signing.
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TNA should get into the cereal business and release Bram Flakes.
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