corpuscollossus posted:Is your doctor old? It was a widely held belief up until the late 90s that breast milk and formula were nutritionally equal and therefore the difference was unimportant, but the results of long-term studies (some posted here) have shown that breastfed children are significantly ahead of their formula-fed peers in a wide range of areas, including intelligence, immunity, motor skills and emotional stability. idk in her 30s? If it helps we heard the same thing from the doctor at the hospital and the nurse who came to weigh our kid later on although tbh they may have been saying that partly to avoid what happened with another mom in our prenatal group. she refused to feed her kid formula and didn't produce enough milk so at 3 months her kid weighed like 10lb. BREAST IS BEST lol
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it depends on how early the switch is made, whether the pregnancy was carried to term and other stuff. there is a huge pressure to breast feed, and it sucks when something like the guilt of not breastfeeding leading to depression happens, which isn't all that uncommon. there is good reason for health professionals to advocate breast feeding, though, and milk pumps as a much preferred alternative to formulae for mothers with post-birth depression, as well. if you're on a maternity ward in a non-shithole, they'll have those milk pumps around as a clear and advocated alternative to using formulae, which should tell you something, since formulae is so much easier to use than the pumps. and yeah, sometimes there isn't a choice & it is pointless to guilt someone who isn't able to produce for whatever reason, but setting formulae up as alternative due to convenience is bad. pumps can be an alternative due to convenience.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:31 |
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Clipperton posted:i guess the breast babies can console themselves with their 0.01% less chance of having hayfever, when the huge brained formula babies take over and put them all in camps hahahahaha
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Clipperton posted:idk in her 30s? If it helps we heard the same thing from the doctor at the hospital and the nurse who came to weigh our kid later on "oh, we also gave birth to our son at Our Lady of Enfamil, our delivering doctor and the nurse? oh they were Dr. and Nurse Similac" and lol at the idea of a hospital changing its entire policy based around ONE lovely Mom Corn Glizzy fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:breast milk is better, but many moms have to work those moms sound poor and should obviously have their babies taken away for their own good
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:35 |
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Clipperton posted:"Your partner can help out with nighttime feedings and share that bonding experience with your baby." sorry all your kids will grow up to have strained and distant relationships with their dads This doesnt even make sense since most moms who breast feed also pump milk for their spouses to use in bottles for feeding. Like you are really dumb all around dude
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:38 |
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I have a feeling SWJs were raised exclusively on formula
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:39 |
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a creepy colon posted:This doesnt even make sense since most moms who breast feed also pump milk for their spouses to use in bottles for feeding. how is that suppose to work with you chugging all the breast milk!Man no matter how you try to hide it, it isn't safe anywhere.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:48 |
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ChairmanMeow posted:how is that suppose to work with you chugging all the breast milk! i figure I get a sip, baby gets a sip. Seems fair. why should he be the only one to harness the awesome power of breast milk
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:49 |
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These dudes know whats up with the B-milk http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/human-breast-milk-and-bodybuilding http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/11451583/Move-over-protein-shakes-why-bodybuilders-now-drink-breast-milk.html http://abcnews.go.com/Health/body-builders-pounding-breast-milk/story?id=29020910
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:50 |
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Clipperton posted:well among other things the formula has omega 3s and 6s and poo poo for neural development so apologies in advance for when my big brained kid owns your retard baby at school and then cures cancer You know if your wife was a good mother she would be supplementing with omega 3s (we already get plenty of omega 6s in out standard crap american diet)
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:53 |
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p sure no one here is saying not to go to formula if there are issues getting milk out of the titties it's no doubt an acceptable alternative. it doesn't always work out. we get it just saying that mothers are being lazy by providing 2nd best when in their specific situations the very best is available
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:56 |
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Who cares anyway? Global warming, nuclear war, and/or President Jeb Bush will kill us all before the kid reaches puberty.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:10 |
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Can Men produce loving breast milk? Asking for a friend....
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 04:14 |
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I'd deffo date a new mom or maybe pregnant lady depending on how she carries it just for a fresh as poo poo supply of quality BM Adult breastfeeding loving always seemed kind of intimate but i also have some odd opinions on sex so who knows
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:16 |
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why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:17 |
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:28 |
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spud posted:Can Men produce loving breast milk? In situations of extreme anxiety, some men will lactate as a coping mechanism.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:28 |
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I'm willing to attempt to breastfeed a rich attractive professional athlete as mentioned in the articles. For his heath.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:30 |
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corpuscollossus posted:I have a feeling SWJs were raised exclusively on formula my God, it all makes sense now
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:35 |
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Couldnt I just feed my babies vitamins and skip BM or formula altogether?
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:43 |
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Couldnt I just feed my babies vitamins and skip BM or formula altogether? cradle to grave soylent
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:cradle to grave soylent This is how we make superbabies.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 05:47 |
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Still hoping she does hardcore before I die.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 06:29 |
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Clipperton posted:i guess the breast babies can console themselves with their 0.01% less chance of having hayfever, when the huge brained formula babies take over and put them all in camps Sure, if the formula-babies don't die from leukemia first. http://www.philly.com/philly/health/20150607_Study_links_breast-feeding_to_reduced_risk_of_leukemia.html
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 06:43 |
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I was a breast baby. It was kind of awkward to have Mom come in for lunch time at 2nd grade, but it helped me bond with her. Now I never let her out of my sight. By "her" I mean ber clothes, which I wear to become her and have conversations with her now. Mother wants me to get off the Internet now.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 06:55 |
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a creepy colon posted:Ever tried breast milk? It's great. It tastes pretty good, like regular whole milk but a little sweeter. The morning breast milk is the best, it's thickest and has the viscosity of cream. Good for coffee imho, and your immune system! Body builders also drink the stuff in droves for the super powers it bestows. so why not be like a super body builder goons and get on CL (craig's list) for some BM (breast milk). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjtkMCLRf-M
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 06:58 |
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spud posted:Can Men produce loving breast milk? its called cum
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 07:06 |
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Formula babies always look all stretched out and gangly, it's sad
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 07:28 |
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Clipperton posted:ha, we used those bottles for our kid's breast milk you are a retard http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/129/3/e827.full#content-block Clipperton posted:although tbh they may have been saying that partly to avoid what happened with another mom in our prenatal group. she refused to feed her kid formula and didn't produce enough milk so at 3 months her kid weighed like 10lb. BREAST IS BEST lol this person is also a retard Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 07:50 |
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I worked with the most bourgeoise doctors and midwives in the richest suburbs of Chicago and they all had a ten inch hard on for breastfeeding. If you want to know what's good for you listen to the doctors of the rich hth.
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 13:46 |
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This really isn't the kind of content I was expecting when I clicked on this thread
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 14:07 |
Rigel posted:I worked with the most bourgeoise doctors and midwives in the richest suburbs of Chicago and they all had a ten inch hard on for breastfeeding. If you want to know what's good for you listen to the doctors of the rich hth. some ppl (usually rich ppl with too much time on their hands) get really weird about it, like out of all proportion to any proper medical evidence. to the extent of shaming that one mom i talked about into a depression, and that other mom starving her baby in my experience they are the same kind of ppl who refuse to eat gmos, and use the word 'toxins' like ppl in the middle ages used the word 'demons' Nuclearmonkee posted:you are a retard thanks satanic jewish man Clipperton fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 14:27 |
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Clipperton posted:
How'd you even find this forum... You don't seem like you know how to post is why I'm asking
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 14:48 |
Clipperton posted:ha, we used those bottles for our kid's breast milk http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S014067369591742X Lancet posted:Abstract You've increased your kid's risk of developing allergies. They will be an idiot loser that dies to a peanut. See also https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=breat+milk+food+allergy&btnG=&hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C36
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that's pretty kinky OP
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# ? Jul 3, 2015 15:40 |
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I too believe that guy is being serious. Rest assured, I am searching for the appropriate Lancet articles to refute his claims as we speak
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you should only breastfeed your baby if you want him to become a total musclebound freak
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