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It ain't dorky at all! Looks p cool imo
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:14 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:12 |
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I didn't even realize this product was still around.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:17 |
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I said come in! posted:I didn't even realize this product was still around. Yeah and there is a new edition with no lame handle to hold on to and it's got cool led lighting kits and poo poo pretty rad imo
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:20 |
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a creepy colon posted:poo poo pretty rad imo
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:22 |
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thats what they look like in the wild.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:44 |
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I bought 5 of those as gifts for nieces and nephews. They are neat toys for kids. Not sure I see the draw for an adult though. They are called the IO Hawk.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:58 |
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irl i invented the segway and drove one off a cliff and died
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:02 |
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Demonachizer posted:I bought 5 of those as gifts for nieces and nephews. They are neat toys for kids. Not sure I see the draw for an adult though. They are called the IO Hawk. perfect gift for kids or alternatively bay area tech industry workers.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:05 |
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i saw this dingus idiot riding around on one during rush hour in downtown chicago last week wow yeah dude the best time to bust that out is when there's literally a million people walking around in the same area
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:05 |
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post the messageboard pic where the guy bragged about going on a 30 minute ride and no one yelled fag at him through a car window
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:06 |
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im pooping! posted:irl i invented the segway and drove one off a cliff and died Thanks
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:16 |
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a creepy colon posted:
This is going to be the vehicle of choice for Rush Limbaugh, arms folded with his trademark scowl glaring at lesser folks too poor to afford his gloat machine He rides this on his own personal Toll Highway for segways
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:19 |
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wanna drive off a cliff with one
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:19 |
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The unicycle version:
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:30 |
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Rare Collectable posted:The unicycle version: Those things are so fuckin faggy Its unbelievable
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:32 |
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Casey Neistat showed how to grab one of those for $200 instead of the crazy mark-ups the big companies charge for them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z61pIsuI3A Basically same exact product just straight from the manufacturers on Alibaba.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:34 |
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so what is the point of the segway anyway are they for people who are too lazy to walk but not fat enough for a rascal or are they for when you can't think of something cool to spend money on
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:44 |
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the segway: an invention so poo poo their chinese knockoff competitor now owns the copyright
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:45 |
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Vim Fuego posted:Those things are so fuckin faggy the whole newtons law of motions means they are also great for faceplanting if you have to brake fast.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:46 |
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I need one of these but for my pecker
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:48 |
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Tree squid posted:Casey Neistat showed how to grab one of those for $200 instead of the crazy mark-ups the big companies charge for them. lol egg on my face
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:55 |
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Tree squid posted:Casey Neistat showed how to grab one of those for $200 instead of the crazy mark-ups the big companies charge for them. the power of branding similar why the iphone gets such a high price despite being assembled by slave labor
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:03 |
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Tourists rent them for sightseeing. The only one I regularly see in the wild is piloted by a stereotypical fat neckbeard, who is supposed to be riding his wheeled vehicle in the street, instead of illegally racing up the sidewalk endangering pedestrians.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:04 |
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prinnce ali fabulous he alibaba
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:08 |
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Rare Collectable posted:The unicycle version: These things always put a smile on my face when someone rolls by because of
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:28 |
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Demonachizer posted:I bought 5 of those as gifts for nieces and nephews. They are neat toys for kids. Not sure I see the draw for an adult though. They are called the IO Hawk. lol im really sorry to inform you that the IO hawk is just a rebranded product with a 300% markup lol. that exact same items from many other places are $500
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:30 |
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they do some off road segway thing near some mountain bike trails i ride on. the trail crosses over the segway path and it looks like it could be fun in a silly way.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:33 |
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hemale in pain posted:they do some off road segway thing near some mountain bike trails i ride on. the trail crosses over the segway path and it looks like it could be fun in a silly way. Hmm yes this sounds like a good idea http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315518/Segway-tycoon-Jimi-Heselden-dies-cliff-plunge-scooters.html
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:35 |
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YOU are a dork, op
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:38 |
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:48 |
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I saw one of those that's shaped like an inverted Y at the bottom, and each of your feet have their own platform to stand on. Looks like it moved just like a Segway. No idea if same or different company thou
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:52 |
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tbh this guy gets a pass
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:30 |
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Rare Collectable posted:The unicycle version: I've seen this in my city. It's a strange sight.
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:35 |
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a starwar betamax posted:I need one of these but for my pecker sagway
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:43 |
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error1 posted:These things always put a smile on my face when someone rolls by because of Prehistory, T O D A Y!
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:45 |
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i never asked for this
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:55 |
i love this cyborg man
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# ? Jul 4, 2015 23:57 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:tbh this guy gets a pass yeah seriously he can do whatever the gently caress he wants and i am ok with it
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 00:50 |
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Ya this is the segway army. Let's enlist
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 05:14 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:12 |
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cyborg man is the poo poo, I had no idea people could be fully mobile on all prosthetics like that.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 05:24 |