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is singapore as cool as i think it is or not
yes super cool, nearly perfect
no there is a serf underclass
no bcause it is bad for the environment
hmm...not sure op
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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

etalian posted:

would zizek like Singapore?

He thinks that Singapore might be the future, but that it is a bad thing. Singapore proves that capitalism can function as efficiently if not more efficiently under an authoritarian regime rather than a democratic one.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

e: Hm, then again, he also describes Taiwan as being exactly this sort of 'chaotic', when from everything goons say about Chinese countries, I've always had the impression that Taiwan is top-tier Chinese country.

Well in Taiwan they always have badass brawls in their parliament. Similar to South Korea, Taiwan was a military dictatorship for most of its post-WWII history.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

singapore is about as good as authoritarian non-democracies can get though. lee kuan yew is dead. let's see if things begin to fall apart like they tend to do with this kind of government. Every generation change is a big gamble after all and things can go to poo poo fast.

he was one of those dudes that actually tried to build a system in place so people like him are selected into office

like i said they filter the top members of society into government through a mandarin like appointment process where corruption and incompetence are rooted out

if the dude succeeded it might last fairly long

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

People get out of your way?! Everyone just shoves in front of me on the buses and trains. I mean, occasionally people get out of my way because I'm white, but it's mostly because I'm loving huge (comparatively) and pushy.

e: Heh, now that I think about it, I guess taking the bus would kinda preclude people from assuming I'm hella rich.

are you over six feet? and muscular?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Top City Homo posted:

he was one of those dudes that actually tried to build a system in place so people like him are selected into office

like i said they filter the top members of society into government through a mandarin like appointment process where corruption and incompetence are rooted out

if the dude succeeded it might last fairly long

im not versed much on "mandarin like appointment" but corruption and incompetence were comically par for the course for vast tracts of chinese history

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It's called governance with Chinese characteristics get your facts straight

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
'Capitalism with Asian values'

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Miltank posted:

'Capitalism with Asian values'

aka no wonder why their utopia ends up being so organized and boring with even basic vices like smoking being frowned upon.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


this bird owns

Suckthemonkey
Jun 18, 2003
It's not so great if you're a gay dude. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Singapore

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


yeah plus the government categorizes gays by how macho they act.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Agag posted:

Most countries read your emails, but they don't offer you anything.

i told you

singapore is superior

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Miltank posted:

He thinks that Singapore might be the future, but that it is a bad thing. Singapore proves that capitalism can function as efficiently if not more efficiently under an authoritarian regime rather than a democratic one.

Singapore has competitive elections and there is no ballot stuffing going on. it does use a first past post system for seats but so does England and the US.

media is censored and opposition can be sued when they claim corruption but that's not really that big of an issue because when officials sue for defamation it can end up being shown that the corruption existed and go to prison for it

so there are checks on government performance that has resulted in low levels of corruption

its the low levels of corruption through regular debate and elections that provided for a capitalism and even then, the capitalism is state managed and regulated.

to try and replicate singapore's system would require the dictators to set up a system where they would eventually cede power instead of just looting the country and thats difficult to do

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Frostwerks posted:

im not versed much on "mandarin like appointment" but corruption and incompetence were comically par for the course for vast tracts of chinese history

technocratic appointment

whatever the case it works

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

it's a great idea since it combines the most bland things about asians aka obsession with conformity/tradition with the obsession over banal material things.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Groovelord Neato posted:

They have easily the worst and most annoying English dialect.

I once asked for a bottle of beer in a restaurant (okay, street food place, but whatever). The response was:
"Bottle cannot can can".
That took me about 30 seconds to process.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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etalian posted:

it's a great idea since it combines the most bland things about asians aka obsession with conformity/tradition with the obsession over banal material things.

This might be honestly one of the worst criticisms about Singapore.

Yeah, there's the execution for drugs thing, but they're very upfront and consistent about that so to be honest, I look at that as more of a major annoyance (no drugs, bad weather, boring people) rather than some kind of huge humanitarian issue.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The Rabbi T. White posted:

I once asked for a bottle of beer in a restaurant (okay, street food place, but whatever). The response was:
"Bottle cannot can can".
That took me about 30 seconds to process.
It's the most efficient way to communicate the point though. The whole Singlish language is remarkable in its efficiency really

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

This might be honestly one of the worst criticisms about Singapore.

Yeah, there's the execution for drugs thing, but they're very upfront and consistent about that so to be honest, I look at that as more of a major annoyance (no drugs, bad weather, boring people) rather than some kind of huge humanitarian issue.

Let's feel good about a regime that keeps the trains running on time while having intense censorship, bans gays from jobs, social engineering on every level and is basically a one party capitalist dictatorship.

It's what you get by combining the Hive and Capitalist factions from alpha centauri.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Biggest criticism is that there is nothing interest happening there

Also it proves the saying that people are never satisfied

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

Let's feel good about a regime that keeps the trains running on time while having intense censorship, bans gays from jobs, social engineering on every level and is basically a one party capitalist dictatorship.

It's what you get by combining the Hive and Capitalist factions from alpha centauri.

Take it to the speakers corner citizen

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


etalian posted:

Let's feel good about a regime that keeps the trains running on time while having intense censorship, bans gays from jobs, social engineering on every level and is basically a one party capitalist dictatorship.

It's what you get by combining the Hive and Capitalist factions from alpha centauri.

Uh it's called Morgan Industries.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Groovelord Neato posted:

Uh it's called Morgan Industries.

resources exist to be consumed, and consumed they will be.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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etalian posted:

Let's feel good about a regime that keeps the trains running on time while having intense censorship, bans gays from jobs, social engineering on every level and is basically a one party capitalist dictatorship.

It's what you get by combining the Hive and Capitalist factions from alpha centauri.

Yeah I could see where my post sounded kinda lovely. Let's rather say that Singapore is the best you'll ever get out of Southeast Asia.

Yes, they ban gays from jobs and are a dictatorship. So is Malaysia and Indonesia and Vietnam. At least Singapore actually does keep the trains running on time unlike the rest. :shrug:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

XMNN posted:

its like if 3 olives hoa had the power of corporal punishment

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

african dystopia is a bunch of child solders running around with AKs, Asian dystopia is getting caned on the rear end for smoking

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

This is the main problem.

Singapore is the only place I've ever been close to emigrating to.
Unlike most Brits who can't wait to ditch this miserable island for Aus/Spain/France/Canada I've never been that keen to leave.

But when my ex lived there for a few years when she was young and always remembered it as a utopia.
So when we had a daughter she thought maybe it'd be best if we moved there, so her dad was able to line up a job for me and we went there for a week to check it out.


It was nice but pretty quickly I realised it reminded me of when you would go to your posh friend's house as a kid.
It was big and quiet but you almost felt like you couldn't really relax.
It is a cool place, safe and clean but I guess I'm the scum of society and if I lived there I'd miss the little things like sitting outside having smoke, getting blackout drunk now and then and being a oval office or even playing loud music.

And part me kind of also wanted my kid to experience the part of being a teenager where you are an anti-social shithead with your friends now and then.
So I convinced my ex that if we lived there it'd be too much of a financial strain and we/I would miss out friends and family.

Maybe I didn't make the right choice since we separated a few years later and maybe I should have gave the place a try for a year at least but I don't know there was just something really bland about the whole place on the first impression.
But if you like it then cool.
It has a slight overbearing edge to it but when you look at it despite impressions it's probably less/equally totalitarian as the UK/USA is.

That's my dull experience with Singapore.

It's been like 4 or 5 years since I was last in Singapore, but I distinctly remember doing both of these things multiple times when I was there.

Of course, I was with a bunch of Marines and Sailors, so maybe the cops were ill inclined to intervene, or maybe because I was a white boy off that big money sink that is our boat in their harbor, though that hasn't stopped the local cops in the past from roughing up our dudes.

Either way, it never seemed as strict as everyone always told me, at least in my experience. YMMV and all that.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

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etalian posted:

Let's feel good about a regime that keeps the trains running on time while having intense censorship, bans gays from jobs, social engineering on every level and is basically a one party capitalist dictatorship.

It's what you get by combining the Hive and Capitalist factions from alpha centauri.

maybe we should judge a country and it's leadership by its citizens self-reported levels of satisfaction and other objective metrics rather than ideological purity

(spoilers: they're good)

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
edit nm

big time bisexual fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jul 5, 2015

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I don't know how much any of those questions have to do with the country's leadership though.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Vegetable posted:

I don't know how much any of those questions have to do with the country's leadership though.

ahh you're right, I misread that post

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

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The UN had it as 30th worldwide in 2013(in its world happiness report), and the highest in all of Asia.

I know you deleted this post but it actually was pretty much what I meant so I'm curious what the source of the discrepancy was. I guess my point is really that it's hard to criticize a system of government if the people there are quite happy, but maybe that's not actually the case? I have a somewhat hard time believing that the average citizen in Singapore is less happy than the average citizen of Afghanistan, I'd be interested in reading more about that poll.

It's funny because "happiness" is the most subjective metric I'd really want to look at but also probably the most important. Singapore has a really good infant mortality rate and GDP/person (obviously an imperfect statistic because it doesn't reflect inequality, so it probably is not really correlated with happiness).

Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jul 5, 2015

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Singapore has a really good infant mortality rate

Misinterpreted this at first :getin:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

and GDP/person (obviously an imperfect statistic because it doesn't reflect inequality, so it probably is not really correlated with happiness).

Anywhere that many families have at least one car and that one car cost you $60-80,000, I imagine things are ok.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It's basically a socialist police state in which people trade complete deference the government in exchange for free housing, medical care and other benefits.

It's using the carrot approach instead of the stick create a completely subservient society.

If anything it has lots in common with the pristine clean world of Mirrors Edge.

DeathMuffin
May 25, 2004

Cake or Death

etalian posted:

It's basically a socialist police state in which people trade complete deference the government in exchange for free housing, medical care and other benefits.

It's using the carrot approach instead of the stick create a completely subservient society.

If anything it has lots in common with the pristine clean world of Mirrors Edge.

And by socialist, you mean crony capitalist I assume.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


is socialist a synonym for bad in america?

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Craving some chicken rice and satay sticks right about now.

Epileptic Monkey posted:

Don't forget Sentosa Island, especially if you're a family type, or just like theme parks cause they've got some kickass beaches there and Universal studios. Not to mention the massive god drat merlion statue:



I went to Sentosa 3 months ago, would not go again. It's so empty and soulless.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Yeah, Sentosa is pretty meh.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

sidviscous posted:

And by socialist, you mean crony capitalist I assume.

State Capitalism, like China

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Pipski
Apr 18, 2004

univbee posted:

The scripts of all plays to be performed in Singapore must be vetted in advance by the Media Development Authority (MDA), which has the right to ban any it views as "contrary to the public interest".

Hey, I think you'll find those MDA cats are actually pretty with-it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksw2UqTyhhc

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