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I ask because this guy lit a mortar off of his head and killed himself. I figure goons must have some good stories though.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 22:11 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 08:42 |
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I lit a mortar off my head and killed myself. so should you.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 22:59 |
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i love too shot bottle rockets out my peehole
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:03 |
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"hold my beer"
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:03 |
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we would have roman candle battles as kids. it's what it sounds like. it's a miracle nobody was ever hurt.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:05 |
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nothing because i was taught healthy respect for fireworks and not be a dumbass redneck lighting them off in my pocket or in a pile of dry brush
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:05 |
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I bought a real big, sketchy looking mortar type firework for like $90. The dude who sold it to me told me to light it and "run like hell" Well I got so drunk that I ended up lighting it while holding it from chest level, aiming it at the sky. Had it misfired or exploded I would have been in trouble. Everyone told me it was really cool looking but I don't even remember
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:07 |
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Roman candles melt steel.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:11 |
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when i was a teen my friends and i would buy roman candels and shoot them at each other in the park, well drunk/high. we called them "minor wands of magic missile"
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:12 |
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thathonkey posted:we would have roman candle battles as kids. it's what it sounds like. it's a miracle nobody was ever hurt. You haven't lived unless you have had pyrotechnic battles with your friends.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:14 |
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Making my own because we're not allowed to have them here. Still have all of my fingers.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:16 |
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dogcrash truther posted:I ask because this guy according to reports, he said something like 'ascendio patronum!' before it went off
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:17 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:according to reports, he said something like 'ascendio patronum!' before it went off The headline is favorably written, to say the least: quote:Maine man dies after accidentally launching firework off his head Doesn't seem like anything was accidental, short of him dying of course
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:43 |
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yea it should have read maine man dies after predictably misunderstanding the force required to fire an object hundreds of feet into the air
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:51 |
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to be fair, being a male between the ages of 18 and 25 is essentially a 7 year long suicide attempt that typically results in many offspring
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:53 |
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once someone threw firecrackers in my room at 2 am when i was sleeping so i shot a roman candle in theirs and caught their bed on fire, woops
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:54 |
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Lost fingat.
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:56 |
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:57 |
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haha well a fireworks charge is better than a destructive device charge
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# ? Jul 5, 2015 23:58 |
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didnt buy any one year
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:06 |
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dogcrash truther posted:lit a mortar off of his head and killed himself. I figure goons must have some good stories though. A guy in my area did this last year, except it was on his chest He dead as hell
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:33 |
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A football player just blew off his hand days before signing his multi-million dollar contract.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:34 |
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i played with a looooooooot of fireworks but I never did anything stupid OP sorry. worst, yet probably most fun, thing was using pringles cans as "rocket launchers" and see how large a bottle rocket you could put it in (while holding itof course). sometimes id shoot these out my window too
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:36 |
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computer parts posted:A football player just blew off his hand days before signing his multi-million dollar contract. Suicide here he comes
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:36 |
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Savings Coupon posted:
options are pretty limited with no hands lol. hope he can jump real high to get over otherwise simple barriers near bridges and buildings
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:37 |
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A bottle rocket hit me in the stomach as a kid. I was kinda deaf the next day. It wasn't my fault though, some idiot threw one into a campfire and it fired out directly at me.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 00:52 |
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MinorLeagueAllstar posted:A bottle rocket hit me in the stomach as a kid. I was kinda deaf the next day. It wasn't my fault though, some idiot threw one into a campfire and it fired out directly at me. I hope someone whupped his rear end!
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:09 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:according to reports, he said something like 'ascendio patronum!' before it went off Lol
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:10 |
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A guy I know set his bed on fire with a mortar he got by letting his friend kick him in the nuts
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:10 |
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Another guy I know started a forest fire with a bottle rocket that he was trying to shoot at a passing train when he was 13. He wasn't found out
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:12 |
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huskarl_marx posted:yea it should have read maine man dies after predictably misunderstanding the force required to fire an object hundreds of feet into the air well since the object was self-propelled i don't think that would apply. It must have exploded or something. For all we know, he put it in his butt lol
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:14 |
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Have bottle rocket duels where you take ten paces, turn, and shoot your friend Most dangerous was Putting welding gas and oxygen in balloons, attach helium balloons and a toilet paper fuse, light and release. Dialing in the proper fuse length was tense and occasionally deafening Bishop fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jul 6, 2015 |
# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:47 |
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I set of a firework in a state in which fireworks are illegal (but luckily said prohibition is not enforced)
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 01:55 |
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paid money for them, literally lighting your money on fire
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:04 |
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i shot a bottle rocket at a deer out of the passenegers side of my friends truck. the deer freaked out and ran right at me. it broke the mirror and it came through the open window and headbutted me.
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:16 |
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you can fit a shitload of bottle rockets in your charcoal chimney and then stick some newspaper under it, light the paper and have a good time and which football player blew up he hand?
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:21 |
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holy poo poo, jpp?!?!! well that loving sucks for him
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:23 |
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would
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:30 |
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DStecks posted:would blow him
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:32 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 08:42 |
I never attended goon camp, but didn't some retarded wear a helmet covered in lit fire works?
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# ? Jul 6, 2015 02:38 |