McDonalds new summer combo deal is bullshit

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Elukka: Feb 18, 2011; For All Mankind

I pay like 10 bucks for a Big Mac meal. :finland:

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:00

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:05

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Crash_N_Burn posted:

Mcnuggets are 10 for 1.50 now, effectively ending world hunger as long as you live in the USA

It pains me to say that I know this, but that's not mcdonalds, that's burger king.

I know this because I fell to the advertising. I decided I wanted to fast for most of a day and then get 30 of them ($4.50 for an entire day gently caress YES). I made it through 15 of the nuggets before they got cold/soggy and it made me sick to eat the rest. I just gave them to the dogs.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:17

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

huskarl_marx posted:

wheres the best place to get protein without a lot of cholesterol in fast food

panda express teriyaki chicken.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:19

concerned mom: Apr 22, 2003; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

chicken kebab all the salad all the sauce

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:20

cams: Mar 28, 2003

ThaGrandCow posted:

It pains me to say that I know this, but that's not mcdonalds, that's burger king.

I know this because I fell to the advertising. I decided I wanted to fast for most of a day and then get 30 of them ($4.50 for an entire day gently caress YES). I made it through 15 of the nuggets before they got cold/soggy and it made me sick to eat the rest. I just gave them to the dogs.

the day i ate twenty burger king chicken nuggets (and some fries) was the first time in my life where i threw up just from eating too much garbage fast food

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:20

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Is Texas toast french toast? Because it looks like it.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:21

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Tellara posted:

50 cent can probably use the 50 cents, he is bankrupt

same

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:24

Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Gaz2k21 posted:

McDonald's can earn more money by starting to sell beer in countries where they don't already sell beer.

This is a great loving idea and they should do it.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:25

Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

midnightclimax posted:

Is Texas toast french toast? Because it looks like it.

Texas toast is really really thick, then you make french toast out of it. It isn't good for anything else because it really is just too drat thick.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:30

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

A mcdouble is no longer $1? gently caress that!!

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:39

Pohl: Jan 28, 2005; In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Elukka posted:

I pay like 10 bucks for a Big Mac meal.

Don't feel too bad, last time I bought a Big Mac Meal it was something like 6-8 dollars. That was in Boise, Idaho of all places.
After they told me the total, I wanted to drive off and find the nearest Carl's Jr.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:43

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midnightclimax posted:

Is Texas toast french toast? Because it looks like it.

It's soggy thick cut bread sort of "toasted" in a thick layer of grease. Like all foods made by the inbred animals that call themselves Southerners it is total dogshit.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:46

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Battery Joe posted:

get REAL beefy bitch with the new double quarter poundre

# ? Jul 17, 2015 12:57

cardedagain: Aug 28, 2006

BeefThief posted:

I got one of those newer fancy burgers from mcdonalds one time and it tasted old and made me sick...the poo poo for those probably sits for weeks since nobody ever gets them. never again

You gotta alter the order to make sure you get a fresh burger. Ask for them to make it with extra pickles or something.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 12:59

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huskarl_marx posted:

welp too bad whoever made those decisions was poached by arbies or whatever and the next guy didn't care/understand

definitely not arby's. arby's is loving nuts now. i remember 4/$5 roast beef sandwiches at arby's. now one of those fuckers is like $2.50.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 13:35

cams: Mar 28, 2003

yeah it's just really hard to get like 1500 calories worth of food for $5 these days. jack in the box still letting people live the dream, though. tacos, breakfast jacks, chicken sandwiches, stack that poo poo

# ? Jul 17, 2015 13:37

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McDonalds, bring back the Arch Deluxe and make it affordable.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 13:40

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

So you can get a double cheeseburger and small fry for $2.50 at McDonalds and they are advertising it like it's some big special. But the small fry and double cheeseburger was on their dollar menu last summer...

What a deal, give us an extra 50 cents.

The double cheeseburger hasn't been on the dollar menu for a few years in central Indiana. In fact, it's probably been 2 years since the cheaper McDouble has been on the dollar menu. So this at least saves a little money. I might just have to go get one.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 13:41

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

jalapeno double was the best burger ever

# ? Jul 17, 2015 14:02

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

I bit into a pus pocket on a mcchicken. It burst in my mouth and covered my tongue with infected and rancid pus. Some rear end in a top hat tried to tell me that's not possible, but it definitely happened.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:15

GotDonuts: Apr 28, 2008; Karbohydrate Kitteh

Jalapeno mcdouble's are my and my intestines bane but they are so loving good.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:26

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Leon Einstein posted:

I bit into a pus pocket on a mcchicken. It burst in my mouth and covered my tongue with infected and rancid pus. Some rear end in a top hat tried to tell me that's not possible, but it definitely happened.

nah, that rear end in a top hat was probably right and you just a bitch

# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:28

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Literally just a cheeseburger covered in jalapenos but for something so simple and cheap, it was perfection

# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:30

CountingWizard: Jul 6, 2004

Rutibex posted:

i haven't gone to McD since they raised the price of the McDouble, just on principal

I haven't gone to McD since they charged me for stuff like lettuce, mayo, onions, etc. while I was on a heavily restricted budget as a student trying to pay my way through college. Making their hamburgers edible was too expensive, and now as a post-graduate adult I continue avoiding them because I still think they will try to nickel and dime me.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:05

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

littleorv posted:

I don't go to McDonalds because I'm not a fat piece of poo poo like you OP.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:07

jgriffis0113: Jul 9, 2015; by Ralp

I do not eat at McDonalds anymore. We commonly refer to it as the emergency bathroom now. That place will kill you. Whats worse is they don't even care their food is horrid. I think all of these places think if they serve salad, then they are a healthy food place again.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:09

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

i only go to mcdonalds for breakfast, which is always disappointing but sounds really good when you're hungry before work.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:10

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

jgriffis0113 posted:

I do not eat at McDonalds anymore. We commonly refer to it as the emergency bathroom now. That place will kill you. Whats worse is they don't even care their food is horrid. I think all of these places think if they serve salad, then they are a healthy food place again.

No, it will not kill you.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:10

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

Crash_N_Burn posted:

Mcnuggets are 10 for 1.50 now, effectively ending world hunger as long as you live in the USA

what????? those are burger king prices friend, nuggets are still like $5 for a 10 pack or something

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:11

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Germstore posted:

No, it will not kill you.

Well I suppose if you just eat it from time to time it probably won't but most people are really fat in this country and obesity most certainly does kill you.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:12

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Nuclearmonkee posted:

Well I suppose if you just eat it from time to time it probably won't but most people are really fat in this country and obesity most certainly does kill you.

eating too many calories of anything will kill you. the whole thing were people act like mcdonalds beef is made out of shredded tires or something worse than a burger you get anywhere else is stupid bullshit

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:15

whip: Apr 9, 2007; by Lowtax

Burger King chicken fries. Hella good.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:16

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

whip posted:

Burger King chicken fries. Hella good.

the burger king near me is in an extremely low income area and they suck rear end. keep serving me cold chicken fries

on the upside the manager sold some dudes dope right over teh counter last time i was in there which was pretty funny for the price of tepid CFs

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:18