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she's getting some good dick and she isn't thinking about you. in fact she hasn't thought about you for months, save for when she laughs about having ever slept with you with her best friend. her mourning period for that relationship was about 6 hours. when she says she loves him it's like a whole different word than she said to you. it's an expression of passion, not of routine. she only played d&d with you because it meant you ate her out afterwards, albeit poorly. lovely pizza is still pizza, you know. she likes the fact that he actually showers on a regular basis and doesn't go to bed reeking of gin. in fact, she's shocked her standards were ever so low. it turns out it didn't take much to upgrade. she blames the entire relationship on poor self-esteem issues stemming from high school but is still shocked it ever got that base. you made eye contact at cvs last week and she didn't even realize it. hey man, at least you only had to pay for one ticket to ant-man.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 04:01 |
jokes on you, i've never had a girlfriend
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:12 |
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^^...ehh, whatev i don't have an ex girlfriend, jokes on you op
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:12 |
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Im gay
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:13 |
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I'm in a long term relationship with Mrs Palm
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:13 |
Titus Sardonicus posted:i don't have an ex girlfriend, jokes on you op beaten like op's dick when a new tranny porno hits xvideos bitch
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:14 |
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the only puss op ever saw was when he was born lol
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:14 |
shiksa posted:albeit poorly. take it back motherfucker
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:14 |
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but op... im gay
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:15 |
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I'm 22 AND STILL a virign
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:15 |
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good
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:16 |
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your post started to hurt op until i got to the part about not bein able to eat a girls puss out well. then i realized you were talkin about someon e else
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:16 |
i'm railing my ex-girlfriend she's turnin me gay right now
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:17 |
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:17 |
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shiksa posted:you made eye contact now you're just being ridiculous
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:18 |
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Why do I care? I'm married now.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:21 |
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Prorat posted:Why do I care? I'm married now. Lol if you're married and don't think about loving your exes still
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:22 |
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im the OPs ex
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:23 |
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OP, phone the police department and ask if anyone has reported your ex-girlfriend getting the gently caress of her lifetime.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:28 |
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vyst posted:Lol if you're married and don't think about loving your exes still My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:29 |
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Prorat posted:My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive. so now that shes not looking over your shoulder what do you really think
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:30 |
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Pfft. My ex-wife is getting railed right now. I am absolutely cool with that.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:31 |
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shiksa posted:so now that shes not looking over your shoulder what do you really think We just got married, I'm not that whipped yet.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:32 |
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rakovsky maybe posted:jokes on you, i've never had a girlfriend
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:34 |
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snakeandbake posted:Im gay
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:35 |
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Prorat posted:My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive. did you marry a goon that browses these here forums
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:49 |
At least one of us is getting railed.
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:56 |
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Prorat posted:My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive. if this were true you wouldnt be posting
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:58 |
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he can have her, am I right?
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 01:58 |
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lmao if the new ones not hotter than the ex anyway
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:15 |
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No she isn't she's a frigid twat and only seems to date closeted gay men
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:18 |
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Alan Smithee posted:if this were true you wouldnt be posting What else is there to do when shes cooking my food? (serious)
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:23 |
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Prorat posted:What else is there to do when shes cooking my food? (serious) i dont know, figure out when she's getting the time to suck other dicks?
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:24 |
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projecting much OP???
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:25 |
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Prorat posted:What else is there to do when shes cooking my food? (serious) lmao at this beta bitch who doesn't know how to gently caress his wife while she's cooking
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:26 |
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Moola posted:projecting much OP??? the only thing that's getting projected into is OP's gf's puss lmao
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:26 |
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chad thundercock
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:the only thing that's getting projected into is OP's gf's puss lmao lmao
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:27 |
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kill me
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# ? Jul 19, 2015 02:27 |
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Naerasa posted:lmao at this beta bitch who doesn't know how to gently caress his wife while she's cooking lol just lol if you aren't taking her from behind while she wears nothing but an apron and then you finish on the pot roast
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