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Will Stitch be back in to work the UFC?
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Yes 5 8.93%
No 19 33.93%
If he does I hope he brings my dad back from buying cigarettes 32 57.14%
Total: 56 votes
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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I guess we're getting Rousey/Tate 3, and then eventually 4.

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JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Diddie posted:

Illegal kicks, dq plz

real question: why are they illegal?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Northjayhawk posted:

inactivity. Eye had Tate's arms hopelessly locked down to the point where Tate could only throw a weak kick and Eye could do nothing but keep it locked down. A standup was necessary.

not in back mount

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

JHomer722 posted:

real question: why are they illegal?

you cannot strike the head of a downed opponent with yer legs

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

JHomer722 posted:

real question: why are they illegal?

At first Tate was kicking her in the head.

Diddie
Sep 1, 2001

What the heck is going on in here???

JHomer722 posted:

real question: why are they illegal?

you can't kick or knee the face of a downed opponent

Dr. Miracle
Feb 13, 2008

born to shart
Miesha Tate's kicks look so slow.

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

At first Tate was kicking her in the head.

Gotcha. I'm only half watching so I guess I missed those.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
The two jerks won, so can we get TJ destroying Barao as payback.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
Dillashaw Barao II next! Free on FOX! Woooo!!!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Rousey has beaten all humans and now must face some sort of ogre.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

squarerandom posted:

The two jerks won, so can we get TJ destroying Barao as payback.

yes

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

rao rao renan rao

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
It would really suck if Barao wins

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
Is correia the transgender fighter Rogan talked about on his podcast?

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Eltoasto posted:

Rousey has beaten all humans and now must face some sort of ogre.

true.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Kiger_Soze posted:

Is correia the transgender fighter Rogan talked about on his podcast?

No, that's Fallon Fox. She's 39 and it's very unlikely you'll ever see her in the UFC.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Eltoasto posted:

Rousey has beaten all humans and now must face some sort of ogre.

Lol

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i cannot wait for ronda rousey to be the first person to defend her title in space

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Ive been saying it for so long, and he kept winning fights while i said it , and theres even a chance he will win this fight, but it still needs to be said: Barao sucks

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005

minoru suzuki posted:

i cannot wait for ronda rousey to be the first person to defend her title in space

Spoiler.... she finds the statue of liberty on the beach at the end.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Lloyd Boner posted:

It would really suck if Barao wins

The only good thing is I guess they could go ahead and do the immediate trilogy fight on free TV again. Barao vs Assuncao would do worse than some Mighty Mouse PPVs.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
TJ and Ludwig had baraos number a year ago, and now have his number and 20 something minutes of experience. This won't be close

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Barao apparently has the power to conjure blue cheezy after-effect DBZ Chi bombs with his punches

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Immediate :911: to the face.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Haha, someone in the stands just threw an American flag at Barao.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
Flags are dangerous

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
Lol at grandma tattoo

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

PaganGoatPants posted:

Immediate :911: to the face.

I laughed

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
- No one cares about Barao and they had to pretend he was the best p4p fighter to try to trick people into caring, then he got tooled for 5 rds
- He gets lit up in every fight but get by with attributes, he cuts a ton of weight to be bigger than everyone because he sucks (this led to him losing a title fight to a bathtub full of epsom salts)
- he is ugly and his fighting style is ugly, bad personality as well.
- he sucks
- Might still win i guess

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


So if you punch his grandma's face does it hurt him more or less than his own face?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I just got home in time for this main, have I missed much else other than Tom Lawlor winning

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Charles Gnarwin posted:

So if you punch his grandma's face does it hurt him more or less than his own face?

he evaporates and someone curses those 5 drat teenagers

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Cobra Kai is amped up for the fight.

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005

Charles Gnarwin posted:

So if you punch his grandma's face does it hurt him more or less than his own face?

It's kuato!!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

manyak posted:

- No one cares about Barao and they had to pretend he was the best p4p fighter to try to trick people into caring, then he got tooled for 5 rds
- He gets lit up in every fight but get by with attributes, he cuts a ton of weight to be bigger than everyone because he sucks (this led to him losing a title fight to a bathtub full of epsom salts)
- he is ugly and his fighting style is ugly, bad personality as well.
- he sucks
- Might still win i guess

"TJ has Barbie hands :lol:!"

"If he doesn't land that one mega-huge punch in the first round that knocked me on my rear end, I totally would have won the fight"

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


abraham linksys posted:

I just got home in time for this main, have I missed much else other than Tom Lawlor winning

The Octagon briefly became a Beyblade arena

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
this man entered to Headstrong so I hate him, hopefully this is the right opinion

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

manyak posted:

- No one cares about Barao and they had to pretend he was the best p4p fighter to try to trick people into caring, then he got tooled for 5 rds
- He gets lit up in every fight but get by with attributes, he cuts a ton of weight to be bigger than everyone because he sucks (this led to him losing a title fight to a bathtub full of epsom salts)
- he is ugly and his fighting style is ugly, bad personality as well.
- he sucks
- Might still win i guess

Yea

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Still can't believe this fight isn't headlining a ppv

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