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ChairmanMeow posted:I just gave him a million dollar idea if this is a common man problem #packyourlunch Keep an eye out for my Shark Tank pitch in a few months Nuclearmonkee posted:i do believe the goon goto sweatpants would serve you well Like most goon gotos, that wouldn't work because I have to leave the house sometimes My years-old relaxed-fit jeans from before the skinny-jeans trend started are my only real option. #savetheballs #effyourtesticlestandards
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Three Olives posted:Here is the thing, she looks like someone drew a face on a garbage bag full of creme corn. Which is her choice but don't go whining about how swim suits don't magically make you look like you have human proportions, you are supposed to have a loving waist and instead of just being an amorphous blob. Great, now I like Three Olives
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:02 |
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Aralan posted:A model asks for your opinion on an outfit, you tell her it doesn't really work with her figure and she thanks you for your honest input and selects more appropriate attire for her body type. In the same scenario with a fat you are violently attacked both verbally and physically It turns out that people who take care of themselves aren't warped into terrible people by crippling insecurity.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:06 |
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The model can't hang out with you today, she's working, it's entirely understandable and you mutually agree to schedule something later that suits both of your schedules. The fat doesn't quite understand why you can't come entertain them at 2 in the afternoon because they're "SO BOOOORRED", this is not the first time you've had this conversation either
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbkIpnj0UM
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:08 |
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Aralan posted:The model can't hang out with you today, she's working, it's entirely understandable and you mutually agree to schedule something later that suits both of your schedules. The fat doesn't quite understand why you can't come entertain them at 2 in the afternoon because they're "SO BOOOORRED", this is not the first time you've had this conversation either plus they smell like a dirty diaper
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:09 |
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Aralan posted:A model asks for your opinion on an outfit, you tell her it doesn't really work with her figure and she thanks you for your honest input and selects more appropriate attire for her body type. In the same scenario with a fat you are violently attacked both verbally and physically lol if you think models don't have crippling insecurity. and that you think she won't replay you telling her to change about a billion times in her head
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:09 |
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these people are a menace to society
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:10 |
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good call on the dazzle camo, really breaks up the silhouette
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:11 |
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dad gay. so what posted:i wonder what that lump of poo poo smells like? mothballs? piss and poo poo? cured meats
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:12 |
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Does Tess have a bf? I want to see him
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:12 |
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Moon Atari posted:Individualism has gone too far. I want to make an Objectivism-esque philosophy/cult but instead of preaching the virtue of selfishness I will preach the virtue of shame. Catholicism already exists.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:18 |
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My cousin is a successful new york runway model, and while it is true that she and her model pals often have a lot of insecurity they seem to channel it into trying extra hard to be an appealing person who is pleasant to those they interact with. Fat people have the whole 'nice guy' thing where their failure makes them bitter so they're extra angry and abrasive, like how dare you make me feel the pain of insecurity by not reinforcing me. Shame is a virtue, use it to make you a better person, don't rage against it because it feels unpleasant.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:18 |
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Darth123123 posted:Does Tess have a bf? I want to see him Like a filthy hipster trying to get a green card.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:19 |
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Three Olives posted:Like a filthy hipster trying to get a green card. she makes me want to throw up she is so revolting. i wonder how mentally ill that human being hipster is to be seen in public with that pile of trash
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:21 |
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she probably smells like cat piss
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:21 |
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Moon Atari posted:My cousin is a successful new york runway model, and while it is true that she and her model pals often have a lot of insecurity they seem to channel it into trying extra hard to be an appealing person who is pleasant to those they interact with. Fat people have the whole 'nice guy' thing where their failure makes them bitter so they're extra angry and abrasive, like how dare you make me feel the pain of insecurity by not reinforcing me. Shame is a virtue, use it to make you a better person, don't rage against it because it feels unpleasant. Let's not generalize too much, I know plenty of fat people who are chill as hell. A few people have just been broken in the exact same way as fedora types and are lashing out in pretty much the exact same way. It's only a matter of time before we get Fat Eliot Rodger, and of course take the exact opposite lesson from it that we took from him.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:21 |
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Three Olives posted:Like a filthy hipster trying to get a green card. i think im most pissed off by the harley davidson shirt tbh
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:22 |
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Attractive thin people are more valuable and deserving of love
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:24 |
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XMNN posted:good call on the dazzle camo, really breaks up the silhouette unfortunately for her, she's still detectable by radar
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:26 |
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Fat girls are pretty much worthless except as a warning to younger girls of the danger of Crisco and too much ice cream
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:27 |
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Enfield posted:i think im most pissed off by the harley davidson shirt tbh he wants everyone to know that he can ride a hog
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:28 |
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she so fat when she "sits around the house" she really SHITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:29 |
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dad gay. so what posted:she so fat when she "sits around the house" she really SHITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:29 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Non-model doesn't have to mean "Frumpy Fat Girl" but in this article it means it atleast 75% of the time This is America, 66% of us are fat.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:30 |
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corpuscollossus posted:Attractive thin people are more valuable and deserving of love This is true. I was actually talking to a friend about this the other day, one of our mutual friends has been whining a lot about how they don't get laid like the rest of us, I mean it's not our fault that people want to have sex with us and you are a sad fat person.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:30 |
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loquacius posted:Let's not generalize too much, I know plenty of fat people who are chill as hell. A few people have just been broken in the exact same way as fedora types and are lashing out in pretty much the exact same way. It's only a matter of time before we get Fat Eliot Rodger, and of course take the exact opposite lesson from it that we took from him. I was going to say fat people can't handle the cardio requirements of a mass shooting, but then I remembered Elliot Rodger did most of his shooting out the window of his bmw. Yeah chill fat people are fine, and within limits I'm not even unattracted to them if they're nice to interact with, but the angry internet fat person absolutely begs to be insulted, to the point that the fat acceptance movement has spawned an entire countermovement of haters who wouldn't make the effort otherwise.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:30 |
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Moon Atari posted:I was going to say fat people can't handle the cardio requirements of a mass shooting, but then I remembered Elliot Rodger did most of his shooting out the window of his bmw. Yeah chill fat people are fine, and within limits I'm not even unattracted to them if they're nice to interact with, but the angry internet fat person absolutely begs to be insulted, to the point that the fat acceptance movement has spawned an entire countermovement of haters who wouldn't make the effort otherwise. there is noamount of chill that would let me be attracted to tess. she's probably sweaty as gently caress actually
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:32 |
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Darth123123 posted:there is noamount of chill that would let me be attracted to tess. she's probably sweaty as gently caress actually
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:34 |
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one of those girls i wont say which has my least favorite kind of face which is the kind that is distorted by fat. ihate when someone is so fat it actually makes their face look slightly downsy. i won't say which because i dont want to be mean i can feel pretty ok being fat but once it reaches my face thats when i feel worst. and i feel worst when i see a woman with a face that is pudged to poo poo
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:34 |
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fat people can dress up all nice in retro clothes but they will always have a less clean butt than a thin person and probs all stained with poo cheeks
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:36 |
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david... posted:fat people can dress up all nice in retro clothes but they will always have a less clean butt than a thin person and probs all stained with poo cheeks i heard that most of them have to use the bathroom in a tiled room with a big hole in the middle and then they get hosed down like animals in a zoo
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:38 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Great, now I like Three Olives Would you rather: A. Unironically like Three Olives? B. gently caress a fatty and have everyone know?
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:38 |
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I love this, they apparently just decided to say gently caress it and photoshop a completely different face on her.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:39 |
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Whirlwind Jones posted:post your pic, bitch. Tess is disgusting and there are plenty of photos of me on this forum.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:40 |
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Darth123123 posted:there is noamount of chill that would let me be attracted to tess. she's probably sweaty as gently caress actually That's why I said within limits, nobody is capable of genuinely finding tess attractive. Even this hardcore fat acceptance person i know on facebook has been posting about how it's morally wrong to make a role (roll) model out of tess.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:40 |
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Three Olives posted:
tattoos are ugly as poo poo and are a big turnoff for me tbh.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:40 |
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Indubitable Leg posted:Would you rather: A. since it's the one I'm already doing now and I've never had a hard time facing reality, son Three Olives posted:
Why can't LAX just let the planes model the tarps they bought for them? Seems pointless to put them on people first
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:41 |
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I think you guys missed that the first girl was the hottest one.
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# ? Jul 27, 2015 18:42 |
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Three Olives posted:Tess is disgusting and there are plenty of photos of me on this forum.
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