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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moon Atari posted:

That's why I said within limits, nobody is capable of genuinely finding tess attractive. Even this hardcore fat acceptance person i know on facebook has been posting about how it's morally wrong to make a role (roll) model out of tess.

gotcha, and good on your fat acceptance fb buddy.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Did I quote you? You loving retard.

I'm the guy standing next to TO

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Poll:

Would you rather gently caress Three Olives or Tess Holliday?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
There's a lot of really fat japanese girls and I could most definitely see myself hitting that.

And then being promptly bounced off due to the sheer force of physics.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Poppleganger posted:

one of those girls i wont say which has my least favorite kind of face which is the kind that is distorted by fat.
ihate when someone is so fat it actually makes their face look slightly downsy. i won't say which because i dont want to be mean

i can feel pretty ok being fat but once it reaches my face thats when i feel worst. and i feel worst when i see a woman with a face that is pudged to poo poo

Which is the fat downsy girl that you hate, Poppleganger?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Three Olives posted:

Poll:

Would you rather gently caress Three Olives or Tess Holliday?

Is there a suicide option?

Perhaps in squad format?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

spud posted:

Which is the fat downsy girl that you hate, Poppleganger?

The one that looks like Garrison Keillor

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Three Olives posted:

Poll:

Would you rather gently caress Three Olives or Tess Holliday?

Goku

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
who the gently caress is tess holliday and why are goons so obsessed with her? is she super hot or something/?

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Three Olives posted:

Poll:

Would you rather gently caress Three Olives or Tess Holliday?

do i get to stay in the condo

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
what about the doorman

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Sex with tess is suicide, depending on the position.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I thought it was well known. Clothing and fashion depend on the body wearing it. They look great on the models cause their bodies are awesome most of the time.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Moon Atari posted:

this hardcore fat acceptance person i know on facebook

Please, share with the class :colbert:

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004





holy gently caress at those last 2 whales lol

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

did anyone make a 4 non-blondes joke? i have been away on business and i don't want to read the whole thread

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd do all them women, more notches on Kuatos belt.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

did anyone make a 4 non-blondes joke? i have been away on business and i don't want to read the whole thread

no ur good

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Thank god I'm not fat. I'm so lucky. It really is a blessing that I eat properly proportioned food that was not cooked in a microwave. It's amazing that I never have the urge to continually drink syrup made of sugar mixed with some carbonation. God has truly blessed me with the ability to play an athletic sport once a week or even work out from home. Jesus himself is responsible for my ability to control the caloric intake of my body and my physical activity.

Maybe if you fat fucks believed in The Lord Jesus like you should he would save you. Instead you'll die a heathen and your fat will be used to fuel the furnaces of hell.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


dad gay. so what posted:

who the gently caress is tess holliday and why are goons so obsessed with her? is she super hot or something/?

She is a woman who hides ham hocks in her arms from what i gather.

Windows 98 posted:

Thank god I'm not fat. I'm so lucky. It really is a blessing that I eat properly proportioned food that was not cooked in a microwave. It's amazing that I never have the urge to continually drink syrup made of sugar mixed with some carbonation. God has truly blessed me with the ability to play an athletic sport once a week or even work out from home. Jesus himself is responsible for my ability to control the caloric intake of my body and my physical activity.

Maybe if you fat fucks believed in The Lord Jesus like you should he would save you. Instead you'll die a heathen and your fat will be used to fuel the furnaces of hell.

Probably 1/3 of the food I eat is prepared in a microwave but I'm not a fat. You can make things besides pizza pockets in the magic cooking machine.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nuclearmonkee posted:

She is a woman who hides ham hocks in her arms from what i gather.

but she 'has a pretty face'

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Darth123123 posted:

but she 'has a pretty face'

Yeah a very manatee vibe and manatees are beautiful creatures.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Tricky D posted:

he wants everyone to know that he can ride a hog

:thurman:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

did anyone make a 4 non-blondes joke? i have been away on business and i don't want to read the whole thread

I noticed the potential for the joke right away but haven't been able to come up with any way to exploit it. If the members of the band 4-Non Blondes ever did a photo shoot in VS swimsuits then we'd be gold but in lieu of that I dunno what can be done.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Nuclearmonkee posted:

Probably 1/3 of the food I eat is prepared in a microwave but I'm not a fat. You can make things besides pizza pockets in the magic cooking machine.

Yeah except most people use it for pizza pockets

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Applewhite posted:

You're thinking of CPOs.

Uhh actually 3CPO was slim as hell, noob.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
The trick is to get the Lean Pockets which have a whole 40 less calories.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

XMNN posted:

You guys, this position hurt so much I can’t even explain. The hard sand, the pressure on my knees, the awkward inner thigh grab with a back ankle grasp. I was so over this. Do I look sexy? ‘Cause I can just see the pain in my eyes.

lol i dont think kneeling should be that hard
there are pads they put down in porn shoots to ensure that the actresses don't gently caress up their knees.

i'm not saying its normal but kneeling can be bad for you if you have to do it for an extended amount of time.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Sestze posted:

there are pads they put down in porn shoots to ensure that the actresses don't gently caress up their knees.

i'm not saying its normal but kneeling can be bad for you if you have to do it for an extended amount of time.

Approximately how long does it it take to take one photo? Would you consider it an extended amount of time?

I'm assuming they only took one, because they will look like poo poo in every picture anyway.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Miltank posted:

lol she can't even reach her hip like the pretty girl can.

I'm guessing she is actually touching her hipbone like the model. There's just a lot more flesh beyond where the hipbone is than there is on the model.

BigBoss posted:

Everyone looks like poo poo in a tankini and VS is really lovely. Even their models are poo poo. Buzzfeed is poo poo too and so is the OP.

You are wrong. Tankinis are the best. But you are right about everything else.

Bored fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jul 27, 2015

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Sestze posted:

there are pads they put down in porn shoots to ensure that the actresses don't gently caress up their knees.

i'm not saying its normal but kneeling can be bad for you if you have to do it for an extended amount of time.
the way she describes it its like its this ridiculous sexy comic book cover contortion but its not its just kneeling and touching your ankle

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Three Olives posted:

Poll:

Would you rather gently caress Three Olives or Tess Holliday?

EIther way you are getting poo poo on your dick :smuggo:

Why do they call it plus-size rather than morbidly obese? Plus what size?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Me, looking at fat sexy pictures, In Dennis Hopper voice: I'll gently caress anything that moos !

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

The Taint Reaper posted:

There's a lot of really fat japanese girls and I could most definitely see myself hitting that.

And then being promptly bounced off due to the sheer force of physics.

yeah but isnt the fattest girl in japan like 95lbs?

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

go to the gym for a change fats

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Naerasa posted:

yeah but isnt the fattest girl in japan like 95lbs?

For a Japanese girl that's a BMI of 37

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

buddhanc posted:

go to the gym for a change fats

They don't even have to go to the gym, all they have to do is not eat, if they would just be even lazier the problem would sort itself.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bored posted:

I'm guessing she is actually touching her hipbone like the model. There's just a lot more flesh beyond where the hipbone is than there is on the model.

no she thinks the model has long arms because being able to touch your opposite hip is not "natural"

quote:

I don’t think I realized how long this model’s arm was until I tried to duplicate this this pose, and my own arm got stuck halfway through boob town. This is like the pose you make when you’re trying to act natural around your crush, so you decide to wrap your arms around your body so it looks like a straitjacket. That is to say, “natural” poses do not look natural on a lot of people.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Blue Train posted:

no she thinks the model has long arms because being able to touch your opposite hip is not "natural"

Whoa. Didn't care enough to read it. That is kind of delusional.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Blue Train posted:

no she thinks the model has long arms because being able to touch your opposite hip is not "natural"

When my back is itchy I can touch my own spine, and this lady can't even touch her own hip. That's a giant loving red flag. How delusional do you have to be to say that touching your own hip is not natural.

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Blue Train posted:

no she thinks the model has long arms because being able to touch your opposite hip is not "natural"

Lol holy poo poo she's been fat so long she forgets what it's like to have normal proportions

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