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A coworker of mine insists that the reason he / 'we' remember Berenstein and not Berenstain', is because the whole loving planet slipped into a different dimension. I intend to find out who sells him weed.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:24 |
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http://mandelaeffect.com/major-memories It's right here in this list. I enjoy the spooky nature of some of these ideas, but it's too bonkers to take literally. 9/11 actually happened on 9/10? New Zealand used to be in a different place? Um yeah ok then.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:29 |
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Chrpno posted:http://mandelaeffect.com/major-memories Wow. The lengths schizophrenia will go to validate itself.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:37 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:
Dad looks like the pandas with his eyes in that picture. Also, how can you not use Bearenstain?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:40 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 15:48 |
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Mama Bear is such a buzzkill.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:05 |
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Chrpno posted:http://mandelaeffect.com/major-memories Every mistake I've ever made has actually been a timeline shift and I was right all along. God dammit!
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:16 |
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It could be though. Imagine if time doesn't exist and we are all simply moving through dimensions with every passing moment and action. Possibly even along a pre existing path. What I'm saying is, if this poo poo keeps up we'll all be eating bamboo soon.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:35 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AfopTeHmBo papa panda is planting those shoots like a menace.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:39 |
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POWERBALL posted:I assume that everyone who had a fulfilling and happy childhood like me remembers the lessons they learned from the nuclear bear family, the Bernstein bears? I'm the sad owl lamp in the corner
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:42 |
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Owl lamp knows he's about to get chucked at somebody's head.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:43 |
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Germstore posted:Mama Bear is such a buzzkill.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:09 |
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I like the cartoon's intro, especially: -Marshall parade with hundreds of marching, brown-coated bears CUT TO -bears heiling hitler several times
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:28 |
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Germstore posted:Mama Bear is such a buzzkill. she's just fuckin given up, wearing that mumu and lovely hat. papa bear aint got laid in months, taking it out on the kids
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:32 |
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-stein and -berg are Germanic suffixes, and do not necessarily imply Jewish ancestry. FYI.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:37 |
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notZaar posted:-stein and -berg are Germanic suffixes, and do not necessarily imply Jewish ancestry. FYI. no such thing as being too careful imo
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:40 |
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The bears are just exploring their natural bear heritage of stealing picnic baskets. Why you gotta be such a bigot, Mama Bear?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:43 |
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Violet_Sky posted:The bears are just exploring their natural bear heritage of stealing picnic baskets. Why you gotta be such a bigot, Mama Bear? she forgot where she came from, but you cant blame her
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:45 |
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The bears are literally named Papa Mama Sister and Brother. Even people like Lizzy Bruin and cousine Freddie refer to them by these names. The Bears have no real identity. (tears eyes out of sockets)
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:54 |
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reminder that you should lol at this again
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:01 |
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what u look at lao wei
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:14 |
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The chinese bears just want their children to become doctors and lawyers in the land of the free.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:37 |
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I have gotten through my life without ever hearing anything but Bear-en-stain, never any steins or steens or anything remotely Jewish about these hick bears. I think you guys are the conspiracy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:41 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:48 |
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my favourite book was The Spooky Old Tree and it was the first book i read on my own
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:51 |
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papa bear was never a fuckin veteran they're loving with berenstein bear canon for their political message
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:52 |
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Hes got his farmer clothes on under the veteran jacket. Whos that third kid?
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:52 |
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Fojar38 posted:papa bear was never a fuckin veteran He's not a real veteran, just one of those people who belongs to a club where the uniform looks military in order to trick people into thinking they're veterans.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:53 |
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Honey. Honey Bear. I'm surprised she isn't named 'Younger Sister Bear.'
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:54 |
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I'm just scrolling through GIS, I had no idea there were like three bajillion of these books or that they got so Jesusy. E: Though that is the Old Testament, hmmm... E2: MIKE Berenstain? Hmm again. Phobic Nest fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jul 31, 2015 |
# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:57 |
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whoa what the gently caress since when was there a third kid did papa cheat with that whore mom from the panda family
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:01 |
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symbolic posted:whoa what the gently caress since when was there a third kid And then the Bear family adopted his bastard? More likely Papa bear got cucked by a black bear
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:03 |
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Phobic Nest posted:I'm just scrolling through GIS, I had no idea there were like three bajillion of these books or that they got so Jesusy. They still do non-jesusy books. The Jesusy books are under a different imprint as well.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:06 |
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Phobic Nest posted:I'm just scrolling through GIS, I had no idea there were like three bajillion of these books or that they got so Jesusy. Dude I have seen a lot of rabbis in my life and I can tell you there is no way in hell that bear is not a Protestant pastor For the record I definitely remember "stain" not "stein" due to the pronunciation, guess I was born in this dimension e: I guess he might be a young cool priest who plays guitar at Mass but he is definitely not a rabbi
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:08 |
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Phobic Nest posted:I'm just scrolling through GIS, I had no idea there were like three bajillion of these books or that they got so Jesusy. Mama Bear got a turtle beak, wtf!
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:20 |
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murica.jpg
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:20 |
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What I'm getting from this is that Stan & Jan Berenstain were so good at raising their son Mike with Traditional Family Values that he became a Jesus freak who is completely unable to write anything that doesn't sound like it came out of a Tea-Party-affiliated local newspaper's editorial page Next up, "The Berenstain Bears Repeal Obamacare". Living Lights: A Faith Story. e: Mike Berenstain's Mama Bear at least has decent taste in hats
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:23 |
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Fojar38 posted:papa bear was never a fuckin veteran Yeah once Mike B got involved the retcons came hard and fast. It was because Son bear punched the world really hard and shook reality loose.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:24 |
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the bearenstein bears learn that life begins at conception and also change their name to somehting less jewey
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:25 |
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Amorphous Blob posted:
yeah but look at him when the right kind of bears move in Budget Dracula fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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